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12-01-2012, 02:32 AM
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Licker of Boxes
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We may have to delete our stories about unicorns
Look at this:
http://www.usnews.com/news/articles/...a-unicorn-lair
If unicorns are real, our stories about sex with them will be bestiality, and will have to be removed.  |
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12-01-2012, 02:58 AM
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Literotica Guru
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Only if they are Korean Unicorns. 
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12-01-2012, 05:51 AM
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Really Experienced
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Bah. Oberon and Morning Glory Zell had unicorns they were showing around back in the 70's. If stories involving unicorns aren't beastiality all ready I don't see how this changes anything. =)
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12-01-2012, 05:57 AM
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Satan's Little Helper.
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Should be deleted anyway.
A horse with a horn still has a horse's cock.
This has been bestiality all along
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12-01-2012, 06:05 AM
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Dirty Old Man
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I didn't know Unicorns had lairs. I always figured a stall or a paddock, Maybe a barn but never a lair.
The last couple of unicorn horn finds turned out to be narwhal.
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12-01-2012, 06:23 AM
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Really Really Experienced
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Originally Posted by Boxlicker101
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It will be okay. You see Unicorns interbred with humans tens of thousand of years ago. Hence the phrases "Hung like a horse" and "Horny"
So see it's not bestiality, it's incest.
Think I'm Wrong? Look up the mythology... you catch one by using a virgin maiden as bait. Kind of the way cops go after Pedophiles.
So even Unicorns were worried about STDs. Understandable ever seen one try to put a condom on?
Kind of adds new meaning to Mia Sara'a lines in the movie 'Legend'
"I only wanted to touch the Unicorn."
Right....and I only want to 'touch' Lisa Edelstein.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TTi6qra9rM
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12-01-2012, 07:16 AM
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Satan's Little Helper.
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Originally Posted by MSTarot
It will be okay. You see Unicorns interbred with humans tens of thousand of years ago. Hence the phrases "Hung like a horse" and "Horny"
So see it's not bestiality, it's incest.
Think I'm Wrong? Look up the mythology... you catch one by using a virgin maiden as bait. Kind of the way cops go after Pedophiles.
So even Unicorns were worried about STDs. Understandable ever seen one try to put a condom on?
Kind of adds new meaning to Mia Sara'a lines in the movie 'Legend'
"I only wanted to touch the Unicorn."
Right....and I only want to 'touch' Lisa Edelstein.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TTi6qra9rM
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But if I were to write any mythological tale featuring an underage character, it would be banned for under age would it not?
This is nothing but site double talk to allow a fetish that has a large readership and for them to pretend its not what it is.
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If God was truly our father....
Then DCYF would have stepped in and taken us away from him by now.
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12-01-2012, 07:19 AM
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Terminally Innocent.
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Everyone knows we ain't got unicorms because they were too busy havin' a good time to get on Noah's ArK.
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12-01-2012, 08:13 AM
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Dirty Old Man
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Originally Posted by Handley_Page
Everyone knows we ain't got unicorms because they were too busy havin' a good time to get on Noah's ArK.
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12-01-2012, 10:22 AM
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chillin
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I didn't know Unicorns had lairs. I always figured a stall or a paddock, Maybe a barn but never a lair.
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Evil unicorns have lairs.
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12-01-2012, 10:57 AM
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Really Really Experienced
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Originally Posted by lovecraft68
But if I were to write any mythological tale featuring an underage character, it would be banned for under age would it not?
This is nothing but site double talk to allow a fetish that has a large readership and for them to pretend its not what it is.
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True, underage would be naughty
Also true.Shrug can't say I care I don't write unicorn stories. All fluffy white manes and rainbows..yech.
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12-01-2012, 11:03 AM
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Tricky Hammock
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Quote:
Originally Posted by lovecraft68
But if I were to write any mythological tale featuring an underage character, it would be banned for under age would it not?
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Yep. The law of the site is the law of the site. "No sex with animals" does have the loophole written in: "Mythological creatures excepted." But "no underage" has no such loophole written in. So even a fairy or angel won't pass if they're described as looking like three-year-olds.
Granted, that's defining yourself to victory, but those who own the site can do that, no explanations for the discrepancy needed.
Too bad for the pedophile-beastiality fetish folk. No stories about a twelve-year-old centaur getting it on with an older human. |
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12-01-2012, 11:11 AM
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Literotica Guru
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Originally Posted by jomar
Evil unicorns have lairs.
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And two horns?
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12-01-2012, 01:23 PM
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Tricky Hammock
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And two horns?
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Naw. All they need to establish that they are evil is a lair and a big white cat. |
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12-01-2012, 01:54 PM
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Wutchu talkin bout Willis
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North Korea got Photoshop!
Probably bootleg.
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12-01-2012, 01:58 PM
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Terminally Innocent.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MSTarot
Now dragons...hum? Na still weird.
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Ah - Dragons. I have a certain liking for them (they were probably extinct Dynosaurs when documented by the ancient Chinese).
And they fly very well as my personal Dragon can attest. |
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12-01-2012, 02:10 PM
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Literotica Guru
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What's the underage cutoff for a dragon?
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Published at eXcessica, BarbarianSpy, and Cyberworld Publishing under the names habu and Dirk Hessian.
From 4-star 1 May 2011 review by Examiner.com’s Acquanetta Ferguson of menage novella Dark Primeval: There is also something to be said for a man who writes erotica. Some don’t get it and write porn, but Habu gets what erotica is all about and the story comes off as a powerful read.
For illustrated GM stories, see stories under my habu author name at http://www.barbarianspy.com
Also, coauthoring as Shabbu and Stephen Kessel with Sabb:
From the 4 1/2-Star August Rainbow Review on I Met a Man: . . . a thoroughly wonderful reading experience for me. I look forward to reading more from the writing collaboration of habu and Sabb, who I believe make an important contribution to gay literature.
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12-01-2012, 02:14 PM
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Terminally Innocent.
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What's the underage cutoff for a dragon? |
I'll ask him. |
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12-01-2012, 07:13 PM
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chillin
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Naw. All they need to establish that they are evil is a lair and a big white cat. |
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12-02-2012, 10:44 PM
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Lit's Resident Eagle
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This thread is hilarious!
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12-03-2012, 05:07 AM
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Terminally Innocent.
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This is what their News agency wrote about it.
Thought: Well, if the old King's Unicorn was buried there, they should get some decent DNA from what's left of it. [ snerk ]
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12-05-2012, 04:18 AM
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Quote:
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What's the underage cutoff for a dragon? |
18 centuries
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12-05-2012, 06:51 PM
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The report, published on the KCNA’s website last week, revealed that archaeologists from the History Institute of the DPRK Academy of Social Sciences had “reconfirmed a lair of the unicorn rode by King Tongmyong, founder of the Koguryo Kingdom (BC 277-AD 668)”.
But as a Korean scholar called Sixiang Wang explained to the i09 website, a glance at the original Korean version of the story made clear that North Korean archaeologists were claiming no such thing.
For starters, there was no talk of unicorns, but of “kirins” or “Qilins” – which James Grayson, emeritus professor of Korean studies at Sheffield university, describes as “a four-legged beast with a dragon’s head”. His Sheffield colleague, Sukyeon Cho, said Kirins have “the body of a deer, the tail of a cow, hooves and a mane”, as well as a horn jutting out from the top of their heads.
The kirin is important in North Korean folklore because it was the preferred mode of transport of King Tongmyong, the founder of Koguryo, an ancient Korean kingdom.
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It's the Culture of Korea, not some soddin' Greeks!
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12-05-2012, 08:56 PM
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Tricky Hammock
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Unicorns aren't Greek. You're thinking of Pegasus. Pegasus is Greek.
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12-05-2012, 09:26 PM
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would-be omnigamist
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Yeah, unicorns were medieval and they had cloven hooves and beards, thus being a sort of single horned billy goat, not a horse.
p.s. Don't tell all of America's pre-teen girls. 
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