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View Poll Results: Tell us about your sex life, GB poster.
I am not getting laid regularly. 15 35.71%
I masturbate regularly. 17 40.48%
I am married and getting some occasionally at home. 7 16.67%
I am married and getting some strange stuff on the side. 4 9.52%
I am attached and get some cyber-sex here, too. 5 11.90%
I am attached and gettin' it regularly. 12 28.57%
I'm a bit of a hosebag. I get it regular from various sources. 8 19.05%
I say I'm straight but get a lot of Vettemanonman action online as a woman. 4 9.52%
Miles 2 4.76%
Dolf 12 28.57%
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Old 01-15-2013, 04:21 PM   #1
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Thumbs up Hey, are you getting laid?

Just curious to know who or what you're knocking boots with.

Thanks for sharing.

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Old 01-15-2013, 04:49 PM   #2
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voted = I'm a bit of a hosebag. I get it regular from various sources.
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Old 01-15-2013, 04:52 PM   #3
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i am not getting laid.
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Old 01-15-2013, 04:55 PM   #4
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Old 01-15-2013, 04:57 PM   #5
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I checked two.
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Old 01-15-2013, 06:06 PM   #6
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*snickering at "Vettemanonman"

Well played, sir.
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Old 01-15-2013, 06:41 PM   #7
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Regular basis at home with strange on side.
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Old 01-15-2013, 06:57 PM   #8
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When all else fails there is always bar sluts and booty calls....if I can do it, anyone can.
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Old 01-15-2013, 07:11 PM   #9
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Old 01-15-2013, 07:20 PM   #10
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Old 01-15-2013, 07:33 PM   #11
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Was up until a few days ago but it wasn't going anywhere so here I be.

It goes in fits and spurts.
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Old 01-15-2013, 07:45 PM   #12
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I'm single. Feast or famine.

But I feasted on Sunday with a total freak.

4 hours of kinky sex and I didn't hear the word "no" once. Life is good.
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Old 01-15-2013, 07:58 PM   #13
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I'm single. Feast or famine.

But I feasted on Sunday with a total freak.

4 hours of kinky sex and I didn't hear the word "no" once. Life is good.
Food has that effect on me too.
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Old 01-15-2013, 08:10 PM   #14
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Food has that effect on me too.
you ate food nonstop for 4 hours?
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Old 01-15-2013, 08:20 PM   #15
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you ate food nonstop for 4 hours?
I think of it as kinky sex.
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Regular basis at home with strange on side.
(Perks at your perqs)

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*snickering at "Vettemanonman"

Well played, sir.
Don't know why this hasn't been thought of before...it's so....applicable!

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i am not getting laid.
But the Survey says you're nearly as popular as Masturbation!

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Old 01-15-2013, 08:51 PM   #18
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like clockwork isn't one of the options.
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Old 01-15-2013, 09:03 PM   #19
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like clockwork isn't one of the options.
You're such a horologist!
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Old 01-15-2013, 09:12 PM   #20
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(Perks at your perqs)
I'd hazzard a guesstimate and say that 1/3 of my perqs are of the perky ( .) (. ) persuasion, yes.
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Old 01-15-2013, 09:17 PM   #21
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I'd hazzard a guesstimate and say that 1/3 of my perqs are of the perky ( .) (. ) persuasion, yes.
Uh-oh, desk levitation.
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Old 01-15-2013, 09:19 PM   #22
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Old 01-15-2013, 09:20 PM   #23
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Old 01-15-2013, 09:31 PM   #24
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You left out swingers. People that have sex with others but only if the SO knows about it and approves. And are most likely there.
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Old 01-15-2013, 09:35 PM   #25
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You left out swingers. People that have sex with others but only if the SO knows about it and approves. And are most likely there.
6 & 7 cover those.
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