Now For Something Completely Different
Except I don't know what the "completely different" IS - I've got the first act only, maybe the second...
Hubby met wife when they were both almost 45. They married on her 45th birthday.
Wife had married badly young, had never been able to be faithful to first husband "I just couldn't say 'no'" she admits.
After splitting with that husband, she was wild from age twenty to forty, when she had an epiphany and settled down - quit her job, went to a convent for six months, moved to a new city and new job, was celibate til she met new hubby at church.
On their wedding night, she had confessed all her history "I've done it all, and got it out of my system.... lots of anal; three holes at once;threesomes; foursomes; pulled a train; interracial in 31 flavours; bi or course; incest- a cousin counts, right? - even a tranny..."
After five years, hubby wonders if she really might miss the variety, so on their fifth anniversary, her 50th birthday, he rents a hotel room, takes her for dinner, promises her a treat in the hotel " something completely different"....
don't know what that might be though...
or how it ends... do they live happily ever after? or is it "be careful what you wish for..."?
Last edited by sirhugs : 11-27-2012 at 07:08 AM.