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11-28-2012, 06:08 AM
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No soreness to speak of, but probably not a bad idea to have a small hiatus. I might tell her she risks un birthing her blue waffle...
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Yes, you really don't want to risk a blue waffle, that thing looks nasty.
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11-29-2012, 12:59 AM
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Yes, you really don't want to risk a blue waffle, that thing looks nasty.
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11-29-2012, 01:22 AM
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mmm blue waffle, just grab some syrup and you got a meal you can eat or fist, guess it depends what you feel like at that time
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*vom*
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11-29-2012, 01:32 AM
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11-29-2012, 08:33 AM
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*vom*
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Don't you just love thread drift?
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Random dicks don't do a damned thing for me.
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If I don't first like the man, his dick is just another dick.
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11-29-2012, 09:11 AM
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Wait, what was the question?
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11-29-2012, 11:05 AM
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Fuck if I know.  I'm still trying to find brain bleach for the blue waffle comment.
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Random dicks don't do a damned thing for me.
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If I don't first like the man, his dick is just another dick.
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11-29-2012, 11:19 AM
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Blue Waffle? Did someone's asshole fall out? LOL
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11-29-2012, 11:46 AM
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partial unbirthing with blue waffle while fisting with syrup....yeah i'd say that was little more than a drift, lmao
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11-29-2012, 11:55 AM
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partial unbirthing with blue waffle while fisting with syrup....yeah i'd say that was little more than a drift, lmao
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11-29-2012, 12:13 PM
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I'm not sure that you can do it too much, although you have to be careful, because it can be addictive. My gf doesn't mind me doing it. Sometimes she thinks it's fun and she will join in, but sometimes she gets bored and will open a book and read. The important thing is don't do it so much that you deplete the resources, so make sure you have your license and you are not doing it out of season. Plus .... errr what? With a "t"? I see .... never mind.
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11-29-2012, 05:44 PM
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Why not add a little anal prolapsing for good measure?
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partial unbirthing with blue waffle while fisting with syrup with a little anal prolapsing,ok now that made it official. we have now drifted,sailed,flown,drove....fisted.....to another topic |
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11-30-2012, 10:16 AM
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partial unbirthing with blue waffle while fisting with syrup with a little anal prolapsing,ok now that made it official. we have now drifted,sailed,flown,drove....fisted.....to another topic
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11-30-2012, 05:02 PM
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what I am most concerned about here is ... did anyone get really see 2 girls and a cup?
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11-30-2012, 05:08 PM
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2 girls 1 cup = nasty.
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11-30-2012, 05:09 PM
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Don't you just love thread drift?
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Quality thread. Quality. 
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I know, right? Hope pmann doesn't go looking for it. 
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11-30-2012, 05:30 PM
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I know, right? Hope pmann doesn't go looking for it.
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hahahah yes.... Have you seen the Family Guy one? Oh god that makes me laugh just thinking about it.
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11-30-2012, 07:06 PM
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I know, right? Hope pmann doesn't go looking for it.
Have you ever seen the 2 girls 1 cup reaction videos? Hilarious! |
I saw the reaction videos and never intended on seeing the real video. The reactions were great. Joe Rogan's was my favourite.
But then one day, the male equivalent to Eilan from my last office called me over to his desk. He hit play. I should've known. That asshole tricked me into all kinds of stuff. I once saw a girl shoot eels out of her vagina. Fucking eels. The video seemed okay at first. But then an eel. I don't even know how that's a thing. Problematic, again.
Well, the 2 girls vid seemed okay for the first 2 seconds. Then... Oh shit. Literally. Talk about *vom*. I'm an innocent guy. Pretty much vanilla sex for this one. And then mine eyes are exposed to that rubbish? I told my friend he was the devil and I left. |
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11-30-2012, 08:33 PM
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Good morning Ms. Rain. Yup, this is as high quality as it gets here on Lit. LOL We're so depraved! Ain't it wonderful?
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Gentlemen may prefer blondes, but it takes a real man to handle a redhead.
I came to Literotica for the Eros. I stay for the Agape (LakeSailer_MI, 2013).
Random dicks don't do a damned thing for me.
I don't care how thick, how long, or how thick and long it is.
If I don't first like the man, his dick is just another dick.
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I saw the reaction videos and never intended on seeing the real video. The reactions were great. Joe Rogan's was my favourite.
But then one day, the male equivalent to Eilan from my last office called me over to his desk. He hit play. I should've known. That asshole tricked me into all kinds of stuff. I once saw a girl shoot eels out of her vagina. Fucking eels. The video seemed okay at first. But then an eel. I don't even know how that's a thing. Problematic, again.
Well, the 2 girls vid seemed okay for the first 2 seconds. Then... Oh shit. Literally. Talk about *vom*. I'm an innocent guy. Pretty much vanilla sex for this one. And then mine eyes are exposed to that rubbish? I told my friend he was the devil and I left.
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Stickman, you never cease to amaze me - or make me laugh insanely.  I have to admit, though, that I have a hard time accepting a few things - the fact that you walked away from the debauchery, your self-proclaimed innocence, and the vanilla sex. I'm thinking vanilla is more Mrs. Stickman, and you have to go along for the ride.
Please give your friend a high five from all of us here at Lit. 
PS. If the eel was bad, have you ever read the book "Kiss the Girls" by James Patterson? The book - not the movie. In that book, one of the girls is restrained by the kidnapper/rapist, and he puts a live snake up her ass. Now, that's about as disgusting and horrifying as I care to think about. Actually, I'd prefer not to even think about it. *shudders*
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I came to Literotica for the Eros. I stay for the Agape (LakeSailer_MI, 2013).
Random dicks don't do a damned thing for me.
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If I don't first like the man, his dick is just another dick.
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Pmann vanilla? Right.
I'm also a virgin.
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11-30-2012, 09:38 PM
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Not at all? OK!
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You're agreeing to do me? Oh, I do declare!!!!
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