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Old 12-02-2012, 12:43 PM   #151
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Excuses, excuses, how fucking lame. Make the time, there is no excuse. It's your husbands job to make the time.

Do me a favor, stop posting in this thread. Once again you've contributed absolutely nothing. All you've done is proven your an old, boring woman both in life and in bed. Your husband truly failed you.

This thread is for adventurous women only.
Since you're not worried about your credibility on the internet -- which is good since you don't have any here -- I'm not sure why you think I should care about you insulting me.

And you may think I'm boring, but my husband doesn't, and he's the one having sex on a regular basis. Not the one having to go to bars, planning how to trap anyone.
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Old 12-02-2012, 12:43 PM   #152
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He was probably talking about your lower head.

He's throwing so much "machismo" around that I'm wondering if he is having homosexual fantasies and is trying to combat them by sounding like a "man's man"
He said "go fuck yourself" counts towards Machisimo. By your logic, you're technically calling him a homosexual as well.

Lovecraft, you're the type of woman who acts on emotion before thinking logically. This gets you into trouble. I know your type. You're definitely not girlfriend material. No offense.
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Old 12-02-2012, 12:47 PM   #153
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And you may think I'm boring, but my husband doesn't, and he's the one having sex on a regular basis. Not the one having to go to bars, planning how to trap anyone.
You said you don't have the time. That means you're husband doesn't make time for you to try new things to keep the sex life fresh. You've been read, sized up, now please step aside. Don't you have some knitting to do? Isn't that what women like you do?
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Old 12-02-2012, 12:47 PM   #154
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Now see I do think many women have the desire to "cut loose" in the bedroom, let it all go and have some good old fashioned clean dirty fun. I suppose although its a little crude the "lady in the street freak in the bed" But to get to that freak there has to me more than an idiot going "show me your boobs" and everything has to be agreed upon and basic boundaries set.

But where loverboy has it wrong is that shit does not happen in one night stands, does not happen to a guy like him who has no idea how to treat a woman, because the only one he has any contact with that likes him is his mom.

The reality is women are more than happy to become "sex objects" when the man they're with has demonstrated he respects them for who they are first and there is affection, comfort and again mutual respect. The best sex I've ever had and yes, the wildest, has been with women I've had long relationships with.

"Hey ho, let's go" is only going to get you smacked, outside of the literotica story world, and of course Zanzo's only reference for sex: Pornography.
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Old 12-02-2012, 12:51 PM   #155
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You said you don't have the time. That means you're husband doesn't make time for you to try new things to keep the sex life fresh. You've been read, sized up, now please step aside. Don't you have some knitting to do? Isn't that what women like you do?
Sweetie, women like me have better things to do than deal with the likes of you.

And I don't knit. I crochet.
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Old 12-02-2012, 12:51 PM   #156
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He said "go fuck yourself" counts towards Machisimo. By your logic, you're technically calling him a homosexual as well.

Lovecraft, you're the type of woman who acts on emotion before thinking logically. This gets you into trouble. I know your type. You're definitely not girlfriend material. No offense.
He said go fuck yourself? Who's he? are you alting Zanzo?

And I wasn't questioning his sexuality at all, just yours.

Oh, and let me clue you in on something my immature little friend.

That little gay reamrk was a test that just proved what an insecure little idiot you are.

A real man is confident enough in his manhood to laugh off and brush aside a gay joke, after all as long as I know I'm not gay why should I care if others are.

And if a guy is gay? Who cares? That's their business and more power to them as long as they're happy.

And no, I really don't think I'm girlfriend material. Pretty sure everyone else in this thread could tell you why.

But, tell you what stud, if you ask nicely, I'll post a pic.
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Old 12-02-2012, 12:51 PM   #157
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What a worthless post, why not contribute a counter argument to one of the topics? Oh wait, that's right, you're incapable of debate and discussion like most other people here hah!
You dont seem to be capable of understanding reason. I think Cruel2BKind made some very astute observations which you failed to respond to with anything other than misogynistic answers and what I believe might be an offensive attempt at humour.

Having said that, were you looking for debate? I might have misunderstood the original intent of your thread.
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Sweetie, women like me have better things to do than deal with the likes of you.

And I don't knit. I crochet.
Tell him PL!

I bet with no hockey this season there's going to be a lot more crocheting going on.

Can;t believe those idiots rebuild the sport then tear it back down again.
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He said "go fuck yourself" counts towards Machisimo.
It was just some friendly advice
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Old 12-02-2012, 01:02 PM   #160
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Lovecraft, you're the type of woman who acts on emotion before thinking logically. This gets you into trouble. I know your type. You're definitely not girlfriend material. No offense.
I think you're on to something there (or not).

Interesting on how being homosexual has been brought into this as if it's a crime or disease, though.
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Alright, buddy. I'll try to be nicer than the others on this thread.

In case you really want answers to your question try making a thread here where you stand a chance of being taken seriously. All you're doing here is pissing off people.
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Old 12-02-2012, 01:04 PM   #162
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Sweetie, women like me have better things to do than deal with the likes of you.

And I don't knit. I crochet.
So you took him off your ignore list, eh?

Was it out of a morbid sense of curiosity?
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Alright, buddy. I'll try to be nicer than the others on this thread.

In case you really want answers to your question try making a thread here where you stand a chance of being taken seriously. All you're doing here is pissing off people.
With some of his comments he will get bashed there as well. Even though the people there may be a little "kinkier" it doesn't mean the women enjoy being talked about like they're a lower life form.
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Alright, buddy. I'll try to be nicer than the others on this thread.
You Sir, are a better man than I.
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Old 12-02-2012, 01:11 PM   #165
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With some of his comments he will get bashed there as well. Even though the people there may be a little "kinkier" it doesn't mean the women enjoy being talked about like they're a lower life form.
Well... atleast he'll leave us alone.
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Old 12-02-2012, 01:16 PM   #166
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So you took him off your ignore list, eh?

Was it out of a morbid sense of curiosity?
He was never on my ignore list. I just tried to not respond. I caved, what can I say?

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Tell him PL!

I bet with no hockey this season there's going to be a lot more crocheting going on.

Can;t believe those idiots rebuild the sport then tear it back down again.
I know. Believe me, I know. Ack.

There has been a fair amount of crocheting. I have made characters from the Mario video games, a Dalek, two bunnies (for PennGirl) and am working on other things. Passes the time ... and keeps the fingers nimble.
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He was never on my ignore list. I just tried to not respond. I caved, what can I say?



I know. Believe me, I know. Ack.

There has been a fair amount of crocheting. I have made characters from the Mario video games, a Dalek, two bunnies (for PennGirl) and am working on other things. Passes the time ... and keeps the fingers nimble.
I'm a good example of how bad they screwed up.

When I was young I followed all four sports, but as you get older and have a family and work and etc.... you have to start choosing.

So for a long time now its been the Pats and Red Sox(long ass season for the sox this year)

I would watch some basketball during playoffs and same with hockey.

The last three years though I'd been watching more and more hockey and quite a bit of it last year.

Now I doubt I'll bother again, I'm not investing time in such an apathetic league.

I feel for the players because this seems all on the owners.
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After the arduous process of reading through this thread, I'm compelled to offer the following advice sincerely and without prejudice.

Go fuck yourself.
Harry I do believe you lost your legendary cool to a troll. I never thought I see it happen in my lifetime.

If I was good at picking up women in bars (which, sadly I'm pretty abject at), I'd not be spending my time trolling on an internet thread no sirreee.

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Zanzo go get laid before you're old & wrinkly, son, you owe it to yourself. Feels damn good when you connect on all levels
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He said go fuck yourself? Who's he? are you alting Zanzo?

And I wasn't questioning his sexuality at all, just yours.

Oh, and let me clue you in on something my immature little friend.

That little gay reamrk was a test that just proved what an insecure little idiot you are.

A real man is confident enough in his manhood to laugh off and brush aside a gay joke, after all as long as I know I'm not gay why should I care if others are.

And if a guy is gay? Who cares? That's their business and more power to them as long as they're happy.

And no, I really don't think I'm girlfriend material. Pretty sure everyone else in this thread could tell you why.

But, tell you what stud, if you ask nicely, I'll post a pic.
I think Zanzo was employing the 'Mock Heroic' technique a la Pope.

I never knew you were a fan of Greek Tragedy Zanz, old chap.
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You dont seem to be capable of understanding reason. I think Cruel2BKind made some very astute observations which you failed to respond to with anything other than misogynistic answers and what I believe might be an offensive attempt at humour.
Like what for example? Why mention what she says but not reference it or paste it here and back up your argument?

I'll help you.

Here is something cruel2bkind said:

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Despite that, I have a feeling that zanzo is very attractive.

That is the only way that he could possibly have had sex before. Because an ugly or average looking man could never get away with his attitude towards gender politics, but unfortunately, sexy people can get away with murder. (or at least pretty serious character flaws)

This isn't a compliment zanzo. You probably leave a trail of STDs and shattered confidence behind you.
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Having said that, were you looking for debate? I might have misunderstood the original intent of your thread.
If you start a debate or a controversial discussion, you finish it. But most people in this thread start things they can't finish. I started a topic, but then it got hijacked and spiraled into a different direction but I went with the flow.

No one provides any arguments to back up their judgments and criticisms. I have a word for that, coward *smile*.
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"Zanzo go get laid before you're old & wrinkly, son, you owe it to yourself. Feels damn good when you connect on all levels
I'd say we could take up a collection for him to get a prostitute so he could get some, but....

I wouldn't want to subject the poor girl to a giggling idiot who would blow his load before her clothes even came off.
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Now see I do think many women have the desire to "cut loose" in the bedroom, let it all go and have some good old fashioned clean dirty fun.
Good, now we're getting somewhere.

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I suppose although its a little crude the "lady in the street freak in the bed"
I don't have time to sugar coat just to be politically correct.

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But to get to that freak there has to me more than an idiot going "show me your boobs" and everything has to be agreed upon and basic boundaries set.
Agreed. You could give some examples though.

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But where loverboy has it wrong is that shit does not happen in one night stands, does not happen to a guy like him who has no idea how to treat a woman, because the only one he has any contact with that likes him is his mom.
Which post are you talking about regarding one night stands? I may of missed that one. Aah okay a mom joke. Just when I thought you were going to discuss something with weight you resort to childish name calling.

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The reality is women are more than happy to become "sex objects" when the man they're with has demonstrated he respects them for who they are first and there is affection, comfort and again mutual respect. The best sex I've ever had and yes, the wildest, has been with women I've had long relationships with.
Wait, you're a guy? The way you type, I thought you were a chick. You must be in touch with your feminine side or a lesbian maybe?

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"Hey ho, let's go" is only going to get you smacked, outside of the literotica story world, and of course Zanzo's only reference for sex: Pornography.
I just don't get it. Did I make a joke that you took seriously? what?
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I'd say we could take up a collection for him to get a prostitute so he could get some, but....

I wouldn't want to subject the poor girl to a giggling idiot who would blow his load before her clothes even came off.
Wouldn't that be better for the prostitute? *scratches head* She wouldn't have to do anything and still get paid.

A lot of shit you type doesn't make sense. Do you think before you type? lol
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A lot of shit you type doesn't make sense. Do you think before you type? lol
That's the truest introspective thing you've elicited.

Sir, I salute you.

Quod Erat Demonstrandum.

Now run along to Google the Latin above and learn something Zanz old chap. I'm determined to continue your education.
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