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Old 11-18-2012, 12:40 AM   #1
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Best dick sucking technique

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I want to give my husband an EXTRA good blow job tonight..So ladies what is your best move? And gentleman what brings you to climax when getting a bj?
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Old 11-18-2012, 01:29 AM   #2
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Hey ladies, are you up for some internet fun tonight? Want to end the weekend on a high note. I'm looking to talk to a fun woman tonight about anything. If you can give me a good time I will return the favor. 28/m
I'm confused - as recently as last year, you were a man?
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Old 11-18-2012, 02:51 AM   #3
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Nice catch.

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Old 11-18-2012, 03:19 AM   #4
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Old 11-18-2012, 11:00 AM   #5
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What the hell is the point of this? From what I can tell from the forum, plenty of women would be happy to answer the question of what they like to do when giving a blowjob in the Fetish and Sexuality section. All without pretending to be a woman asking for tips.
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Old 11-18-2012, 11:30 AM   #6
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Not only that, but how difficult is it to give a bj??? A dick and a mouth are needed.. Why is this so difficult to understand. Hint: lollipop, lick, suck, twirl, nibble, etc.
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Old 11-18-2012, 12:12 PM   #7
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Old 11-18-2012, 12:38 PM   #8
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give me a bj and leave the big game on !!
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Old 11-21-2012, 02:36 AM   #9
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Hello!

I want to give my husband an EXTRA good blow job tonight..So ladies what is your best move? And gentleman what brings you to climax when getting a bj?
Try edging him Masadoni. Switch to his balls of flick the head of his cock with your tongue when you feel he is about to cum. I love edging guys for an hour or so. A girl taught me how to do it using my dick.
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Old 11-21-2012, 09:40 AM   #10
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Not only that, but how difficult is it to give a bj??? A dick and a mouth are needed.. Why is this so difficult to understand. Hint: lollipop, lick, suck, twirl, nibble, etc.
This made me smile. I cannot help but picture my own reaction as I am looking up at him, his cum dripping down my chin, my hair a mess from his hands, my makeup shot all to hell and me almost breathless from an extended bj, only to be told "hon your technique could use a little work". Oh dear me that would not be a pretty picture that follows.
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Old 11-21-2012, 10:49 AM   #11
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There is a woman called Klixen who regularly posts videos of herself giving hand and blow jobs to her lucky man. I reckon she could improve most people's technique.
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Old 11-21-2012, 01:36 PM   #12
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This made me smile. I cannot help but picture my own reaction as I am looking up at him, his cum dripping down my chin, my hair a mess from his hands, my makeup shot all to hell and me almost breathless from an extended bj, only to be told "hon your technique could use a little work". Oh dear me that would not be a pretty picture that follows.
I've never had any complaints, just praise. I hear you. The only technique to remember is his cock is the best lollipop you've ever had. And if he complains, maybe his cock isn't the best lollipop, so it's not the technique, it's the tool...
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Old 11-21-2012, 01:55 PM   #13
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This made me smile. I cannot help but picture my own reaction as I am looking up at him, his cum dripping down my chin, my hair a mess from his hands, my makeup shot all to hell and me almost breathless from an extended bj, only to be told "hon your technique could use a little work". Oh dear me that would not be a pretty picture that follows.
very funny, southerngal... and, ummmm... yeah, if you don't get utter gratitude and adoration for sucking a cock - however it gets done, you need to find a new cock to suck - not a new technique. let me know if you need help that way.
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Old 11-21-2012, 02:03 PM   #14
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very funny, southerngal... and, ummmm... yeah, if you don't get utter gratitude and adoration for sucking a cock - however it gets done, you need to find a new cock to suck - not a new technique. let me know if you need help that way.
Oh I am by no means a pro but the mere question tickled my funny bone. Along with LadyVer's response. I would no doubt be speechless at first if this ever actually happened but please know that I would inform any silly man that would say such a thing that perhaps he is correct, and I will start to practice my technique on a regular basis. Just NOT on him.
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Old 11-21-2012, 02:14 PM   #15
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Old 11-23-2012, 10:25 PM   #16
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practice, practice, practice...
I love practice, lol.
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Old 11-23-2012, 10:30 PM   #17
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Old 11-23-2012, 10:58 PM   #18
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Not only that, but how difficult is it to give a bj??? A dick and a mouth are needed.. Why is this so difficult to understand. Hint: lollipop, lick, suck, twirl, nibble, etc.
You'd think it was that straightforward. I basically had to come up with an excuse to stop someone from sucking my cock when we were dating. Dry and death grip. Need I say more? And yes, I tried to help. She was a lost cause. Nice girl though.
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Old 11-23-2012, 11:24 PM   #19
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You'd think it was that straightforward. I basically had to come up with an excuse to stop someone from sucking my cock when we were dating. Dry and death grip. Need I say more? And yes, I tried to help. She was a lost cause. Nice girl though.
Well, the technique includes learning how to do it so it's pleasurable for the guy. I assume you told her she needed to relax and wet her whistle?
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Old 11-23-2012, 11:40 PM   #20
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Well, the technique includes learning how to do it so it's pleasurable for the guy. I assume you told her she needed to relax and wet her whistle?
Absolutely. Also told her (nicely of course) to lighten her grip and showed her where I can be sensitive. Might as well have told a concrete brick. I was patient with her, but after a few months, I had enough and gently ended things. And I'm sure you can deduce that her lack of skill there also carried over.

I did feel bad. I'm not an ogre. Everyone you date and sleep with may have similar equipment to the last but there are things to learn. But this was more than showing or her discovering my fun spots.
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Absolutely. Also told her (nicely of course) to lighten her grip and showed her where I can be sensitive. Might as well have told a concrete brick. I was patient with her, but after a few months, I had enough and gently ended things. And I'm sure you can deduce that her lack of skill there also carried over.

I did feel bad. I'm not an ogre. Everyone you date and sleep with may have similar equipment to the last but there are things to learn. But this was more than showing or her discovering my fun spots.

I hear you....
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Old 11-24-2012, 12:36 AM   #22
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Old 11-24-2012, 12:44 AM   #23
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Not only that, but how difficult is it to give a bj??? A dick and a mouth are needed.. Why is this so difficult to understand. Hint: lollipop, lick, suck, twirl, nibble, etc.
Personally, I was terrible at it, well on a decent size cock, until I read the fellatio section in my favourite encyclopeadia. It has a wonderful description of how to get around problems like gagging and being able to swallow whether or not you like to.
The bit that confused me a little though was the fact that there are different directions for men. If someone could clarify the difference between receiving a bj from a guy to a chick, I would much appreciate it.
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Old 11-24-2012, 05:11 AM   #24
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The bit that confused me a little though was the fact that there are different directions for men. If someone could clarify the difference between receiving a bj from a guy to a chick, I would much appreciate it.
Honestly I've had it done to me as part of a threesome from a guy, and I know I will get a ton of folks telling me I'm wrong that if you have the equipment you do it better yadda yadda, but I still feel a woman does it better. My best oral experiences have all been women, not even a contest. Clearly I've had bad BJs from women, too, given what I've said above.
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Honestly I've had it done to me as part of a threesome from a guy, and I know I will get a ton of folks telling me I'm wrong that if you have the equipment you do it better yadda yadda, but I still feel a woman does it better. My best oral experiences have all been women, not even a contest. Clearly I've had bad BJs from women, too, given what I've said above.
Was there any particular difference in technique?
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