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Old 11-20-2012, 11:03 AM   #151
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Old 11-20-2012, 01:51 PM   #152
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Old 11-20-2012, 02:04 PM   #153
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Old 11-20-2012, 02:10 PM   #154
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Old 11-20-2012, 03:57 PM   #155
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Old 11-24-2012, 10:49 PM   #156
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Old 11-25-2012, 10:59 AM   #157
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Thank you! I've always wanted my own thug centaur!!
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Old 11-25-2012, 12:09 PM   #158
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That's possibly the best gift ever.
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Old 11-25-2012, 02:55 PM   #159
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That's possibly the best gift ever.
I am going to ride him around Costco and buy him a Hello Kitty sweater.
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Old 11-25-2012, 04:44 PM   #160
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I'd like to get KRC something for Christmas but haven't a clue really.
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Old 11-25-2012, 08:20 PM   #161
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I'd like to get KRC something for Christmas but haven't a clue really.
A wood chipper, it's practical and she can piss off the neighbors by firing it up at dawn.

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I took my thug centaur to get his ears pierced today. Hello Kitty earrings. He loves them.
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Old 11-25-2012, 08:32 PM   #162
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A wood chipper, it's practical and she can piss off the neighbors by firing it up at dawn.

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I took my thug centaur to get his ears pierced today. Hello Kitty earrings. He loves them.
i'm so happy you love him. he just screamed sinny.
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Old 11-25-2012, 08:34 PM   #163
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i'm so happy you love him. he just screamed sinny.
Is it bad that I want to buy ruffle panties for him, too?
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Old 11-25-2012, 08:38 PM   #164
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Is it bad that I want to buy ruffle panties for him, too?
not at all. just make sure there's room for his tail.
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Old 11-25-2012, 08:47 PM   #165
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A wood chipper, it's practical and she can piss off the neighbors by firing it up at dawn...


Which will, forever more, bring Fargo to mind.



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Old 11-25-2012, 08:49 PM   #166
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Dolf, take your pick:

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Old 11-26-2012, 12:16 AM   #167
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Old 11-26-2012, 07:53 AM   #168
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I already got her a pink tank (which she wrecked, btw).
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Old 11-26-2012, 09:01 AM   #169
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Chilly ... a razor
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Old 11-26-2012, 09:17 AM   #170
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hey...you asked for the beard
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Old 11-26-2012, 09:20 AM   #171
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Chilly ... a razor
Compared to me?

Srsly?

Maybe 2/10.

But this is almost December. Can't we let it lie until January?
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Old 11-26-2012, 09:35 AM   #172
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hey...you asked for the beard
Correction- I asked to see it. You look better without.

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Compared to me?

Srsly?

Maybe 2/10.

But this is almost December. Can't we let it lie until January?
You have a beard?
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