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Old 11-16-2012, 05:34 PM   #1
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Unhappy Aaaaaarrrgggh!

The plane my man was flying out on has suffered a hydraulic failure.
He's just rung me again, to let me know he won't be home till tomorrow because apparently the airline can't get another plane till the morning.
They were all boarded and everything.
Fucking regional airports and fuckng regional airlines.

Mind you.... I suppose it's better to have found the problem on the ground.
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Old 11-16-2012, 05:36 PM   #2
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I'm really sorry to hear that. I know how you were looking forward to it and I was thinking of you today. You're right though, better to have found it on the ground.
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Old 11-16-2012, 05:40 PM   #3
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This seems like an excuse. He might just have a hot Nubian goddess on the side.
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Old 11-16-2012, 05:43 PM   #4
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The plane my man was flying out on has suffered a hydraulic failure.
He's just rung me again, to let me know he won't be home till tomorrow because apparently the airline can't get another plane till the morning.
They were all boarded and everything.
Fucking regional airports and fuckng regional airlines.

Mind you.... I suppose it's better to have found the problem on the ground.
Probably a good thing.
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Old 11-16-2012, 05:49 PM   #5
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The plane my man was flying out on has suffered a hydraulic failure.
He's just rung me again, to let me know he won't be home till tomorrow because apparently the airline can't get another plane till the morning.
They were all boarded and everything.
Fucking regional airports and fuckng regional airlines.

Mind you.... I suppose it's better to have found the problem on the ground.
sorry to hear it, babe

guess your all day fuck-a-thon will have to wait
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Old 11-16-2012, 05:51 PM   #6
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I'm so disappointed!
Now I have a whole extra day.... and not only that, but I will be alone here till then.

I might go out....
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Old 11-16-2012, 05:54 PM   #7
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I'm so disappointed!
Now I have a whole extra day.... and not only that, but I will be alone here till then.

I might go out....
Just finger yourself to my pictures like all the other GB women do.
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Old 11-16-2012, 06:01 PM   #8
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Just finger yourself to my pictures like all the other GB women do.
Maybe could have before the last "It's not egg" one.
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Old 11-16-2012, 06:02 PM   #9
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Keep it to one fucking thread.
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Old 11-16-2012, 06:09 PM   #10
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Maybe could have before the last "It's not egg" one.
Some girls are really into that sort of thing.
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Old 11-16-2012, 06:16 PM   #11
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That sucks! But think of how great it'll be when he gets there.
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Old 11-16-2012, 06:25 PM   #12
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Edge for the next 12 hours. All he'll have to do is blow in your direction and you'll be a dripping pool of desire.
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Old 11-16-2012, 06:27 PM   #13
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Old 11-16-2012, 08:20 PM   #14
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Just finger yourself to my pictures like all the other GB women do.
I'm not into younger men.

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Maybe could have before the last "It's not egg" one.
Yeah - that kinda got me too.

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Some girls are really into that sort of thing.
On my face... sure.
On yours? Not so much.
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Old 11-16-2012, 08:22 PM   #15
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Edge for the next 12 hours. All he'll have to do is blow in your direction and you'll be a dripping pool of desire.
*sigh* This man is the only one ever that has made me crave him just by thinking about him.
And when I actually SEE him, my craving goes up tenfold.
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Old 11-16-2012, 08:24 PM   #16
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That sucks! But think of how great it'll be when he gets there.
Yeah.....
But now it's only 25 days together....
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Old 11-16-2012, 08:30 PM   #17
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I'm not into younger men.



Yeah - that kinda got me too.



On my face... sure.
On yours? Not so much.
It shows an utter lack of sexual inhibitions. That's why some women like it.
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Old 11-16-2012, 08:41 PM   #18
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Thats nicer than how I would've said it.
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Thats nicer than how I would've said it.
at least it got said.
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Old 11-16-2012, 08:54 PM   #20
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at least it got said.
How interesting.... apparently there's new rules....

1. Never post new threads without first obtaining approval from squibbs, ltr or neci.

This is in addition to -

Never make threads about politics.
Never post about religion.
Never post about sex.
Never post regarding what your plans are for Friday night.
And, if you are new, NEVER EVER post anything at all.
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Old 11-16-2012, 08:57 PM   #21
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Yeah.....
But now it's only 25 days together....
Remember, he has to fix the car you broke.
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Old 11-16-2012, 08:59 PM   #22
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How interesting.... apparently there's new rules....

1. Never post new threads without first obtaining approval from squibbs, ltr or neci.

This is in addition to -

Never make threads about politics.
Never post about religion.
Never post about sex.
Never post regarding what your plans are for Friday night.
And, if you are new, NEVER EVER post anything at all.
no new rules. just the beautiful ability to share your thoughts and feelings openly over the interwebs, without fear of being censored. carry on.
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Old 11-16-2012, 09:02 PM   #23
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I saved your thread, WQ. You're welcome.
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Old 11-16-2012, 09:04 PM   #24
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I saved your thread, WQ. You're welcome.
you are an attention whore. spraying your cum filled face all over the place. quit molesting people.
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Old 11-16-2012, 09:05 PM   #25
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you are an attention whore. spraying your cum filled face all over the place. quit molesting people.
It's only the second time I posted it, and WQ was begging for it.
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