In the old films, Frankenstein's monster was chased by the villagers. The villagers yelled and waved their pitchforks.
This week, McCain was chased by the monsters he created. McCain wore his Compassionate Conservative mask.
"We are a Judeo-Christian nation." (That statement won McCain attention from citizens, who are not of the Judeo- Christian persuasion.)
- John McCain
McCain's monsters did not buy McCain's new act- They howled and moaned the slogans from the old Wing Nut act.