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11-16-2012, 03:40 PM
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Experienced
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Date advice girls only
Asked a girl from my class to a college event. She acutually said yess. I was very nervouse.
What do I do now?
What do I talk about?
She's from montana do i talk about Montana?
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11-16-2012, 03:43 PM
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Beach Babe :)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jigsaw00
Asked a girl from my class to a college event. She acutually said yess. I was very nervouse.
What do I do now?
What do I talk about?
She's from montana do i talk about Montana?
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By the sounds of it...you'd better smoke a little pot or have a shot of whiskey beforehand  Sure, ask her about Montana...it's a good way to break the ice. And just relax ! She said yes !  |
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11-16-2012, 03:44 PM
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Literotica Guru
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jigsaw00
Asked a girl from my class to a college event. She acutually said yess. I was very nervouse.
What do I do now?
What do I talk about?
She's from montana do i talk about Montana?
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Tell her that she would rank a solid Montana 8, or a 5 based on nationwide standards.
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11-16-2012, 03:48 PM
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rascal knockoff
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Memorize the principal imports and exports of Montana and impress her with your knowledge as a conversation starter.
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11-16-2012, 03:48 PM
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I am a river to my people
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I thought this would be about taking Dear Abby or Ann Landers to a movie.
They're both dead,
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11-16-2012, 03:53 PM
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Really Experienced
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Chill out. WenMontana girls tend to be laid back and friendly.
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11-16-2012, 03:53 PM
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Really Experienced
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...and we suck at typing, apparently.
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11-16-2012, 03:54 PM
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thread killah
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jigsaw00
Asked a girl from my class to a college event. She acutually said yess. I was very nervouse.
What do I do now?
What do I talk about?
She's from montana do i talk about Montana?
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take a shower
wear clean clothes
brush your goddamn teeth
pay for everything
ask her questions, and actually listen to her answers
oh and warn her before you cum. |
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11-16-2012, 03:56 PM
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Literotica Guru
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jigsaw00
Asked a girl from my class to a college event. She acutually said yess. I was very nervouse.
What do I do now?
What do I talk about?
She's from montana do i talk about Montana?
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Talk about Washington's Monument.
Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh...
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11-16-2012, 04:00 PM
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Dripping Wet
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Jack off before you go.
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11-16-2012, 04:10 PM
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I am a river to my people
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Originally Posted by Aquagal
Jack off before you go.
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While reading the "American Women for Dummies." |
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11-16-2012, 04:23 PM
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Books, not blogs
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Originally Posted by pete1968
oh and warn her before you cum.
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That takes all the fun out of it. |
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11-16-2012, 04:28 PM
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* der Weisheit
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jigsaw00
Asked a girl from my class to a college event. She acutually said yess. I was very nervouse.
What do I do now?
What do I talk about?
She's from montana do i talk about Montana?
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*smile*
A lot of the above and:
Don't stamp on her feet while dancing.
Open doors for her.
Don't ruin her blouse, or dress.
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11-16-2012, 04:28 PM
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I am a river to my people
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Originally Posted by richard_daily
That takes all the fun out of it.
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It's all in the phrasing. "You're going to make me cum!" is always a winner. |
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11-16-2012, 04:30 PM
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thread killah
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bronzeage
It's all in the phrasing. "You're going to make me cum!" is always a winner.
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is "here comes lunch!" still acceptable? it's been a while since i've been on the dating scene |
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11-16-2012, 04:32 PM
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* der Weisheit
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Will there be food?
Then don't chew with your mouth open.
Don't talk with food in your mouth.
Don't splatter food around.
The same for drinking.
Will there be alcohol?
Then don't drink to much.
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11-16-2012, 04:34 PM
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thread killah
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Quote:
Originally Posted by dutchrain
Will there be food?
Then don't chew with your mouth open.
Don't talk with food in your mouth.
Don't splatter food around.
The same for drinking.
Will there be alcohol?
Then don't drink to much.
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to this i'll add:
if it looks like the date is fizzling, if she's not having any fun, then pull out the hail mary: tequila shots! |
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11-16-2012, 04:34 PM
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eric.holder@usdoj.gov
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Buy flowers, Bitterroot is the state flower of Montana, so get those. I didn’t see what Blobfish said just do the opposite of what that shit whole says.
Don't jackoff before the, date, don't memorize facts about Montana.
Ask her about herself about herself. Compliment her, her shoes, her hair, her breath, her eye, her hair. Tell her how beautiful she looks.
Hold the door for her, stand when she stands. Always remember she’s in charge.
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11-16-2012, 04:37 PM
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* der Weisheit
dutchrain is online now
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pete1968
to this i'll add:
if it looks like the date is fizzling, if she's not having any fun, then pull out the hail mary: tequila shots!
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But not to much!
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11-16-2012, 04:38 PM
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Literotica Guru
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Originally Posted by loquere
Buy flowers, Bitterroot is the state flower of Montana, so get those. I didn’t see what Blobfish said just do the opposite of what that shit whole says.
Don't jackoff before the, date, don't memorize facts about Montana.
Ask her about herself about herself. Compliment her, her shoes, her hair, her breath, her eye, her hair. Tell her how beautiful she looks.
Hold the door for her, stand when she stands. Always remember she’s in charge.
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Did you just call me a shit whole?
IT'S ON, BITCH!
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11-16-2012, 04:39 PM
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thread killah
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But not to much!
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quite right.
usually it only takes 4 or 5 for successful removal of panties.
any more than that, and you're going to end up cleaning puke off the floor of your mazda  |
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11-16-2012, 04:43 PM
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catastrophe
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jigsaw00
Asked a girl from my class to a college event. She acutually said yess. I was very nervouse.
What do I do now?
What do I talk about?
She's from montana do i talk about Montana?
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You have fun! Make conversation. Smile. Talk about stuff. Have a laugh.
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11-16-2012, 04:47 PM
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eric.holder@usdoj.gov
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WHAT EVER YOU DON'T BRING DRUGS OR DO DRUGS. If she does drugs she's not the girl for you. Are you over 21 if yes feel free to drink alcohol, bring a condom just in case. I mean it's the first date so nothing gonna happen but, what I learned in law school is always prepared.
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11-16-2012, 04:49 PM
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thread killah
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Quote:
Originally Posted by loquere
WHAT EVER YOU DON'T BRING DRUGS OR DO DRUGS. If she does drugs she's not the girl for you. Are you over 21 if yes feel free to drink alcohol, bring a condom just in case. I mean it's the first date so nothing gonna happen but, what I learned in law school is always prepared.
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11-16-2012, 04:51 PM
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catastrophe
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Quote:
Originally Posted by loquere
WHAT EVER YOU DON'T BRING DRUGS OR DO DRUGS. If she does drugs she's not the girl for you. Are you over 21 if yes feel free to drink alcohol, bring a condom just in case. I mean it's the first date so nothing gonna happen but, what I learned in law school is always prepared.
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