Old 11-17-2012, 04:11 PM   #1
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Slingblade

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If you have never seen the move "Slingblade" then you should read this thread not only for entertainment, but insight into human behavior.



[In the movie, Karl Childers is being examined by Frank the psychiatrist.]

Frank: You ever have any brothers or sisters growing up?

Karl Childers: I had one there for a little while. But, uh, it didn't get old enough for me to play with it.

Frank: Why not? It die?

Karl Childers: Yes, Sir.

Frank: Why?

Karl Childers: It got born too early. My mother and father made it come out too early some how or other.

Frank: So it died when it came out?

Karl Childers: My daddy came out to the shed and got me. He said, "Here, take this and throw it away", and he handed me a towel with something or another in it. Well I started for that barrel and I opened up the towel 'cause there was a noise. Something a-moving around in there. The towel was all bloody-like all around it there. It was a lil' ol' baby not no bigger than a squirrel.

Frank: A girl or a boy?

Karl Childers: It was a little ol' boy.

Frank: You threw it in the trash barrel?

Karl Childers: Well that didn't seem right to me, so I went in the shed and got me a shoe box and emptied out all the washers and nuts and screws and whatnot that were in it and I takened the little fellar and put him inside the box and buried him right there in a corner of the yard. That seemed more proper to me, I reckon.

Frank: Was it still alive when you buried it?

Karl Childers: I heared it a-cryin' through that box.

Frank: That don't seem right. Seems like you would have kept him and taken care of him if he was your brother.

Karl Childers: I wasn't but 6 or 8. I don't reckon I knew what to do. I didn't know how to care for no baby. My mother and father didn't want him and they learned me to do what they told me. These days I reckon it's better to give him back to the Good Lord anyhow.
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Old 11-17-2012, 04:15 PM   #2
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Old 11-17-2012, 04:25 PM   #4
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Trivia Question:

Who was the actor that played Doyle Hargraves in the movie?

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Dwight Yoakam
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Old 11-17-2012, 05:31 PM   #5
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Trivia Question:

What condiment did the main character of slingblade like to eat on his french fries?
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Trivia Question:

What condiment did the main character of slingblade like to eat on his french fries?
Doyle: What'cha doin' with that lawn mower blade Karl?

Karl: I aim to kill you with it.
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What condiment did the main character of slingblade like to eat on his french fries?
Mustard
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I've never seen Slingblade. Billy Bob Thorton freaks me out. So does Angelina Jole. I have never understood the fascination with Brad Pitt either. So there!
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You should read about the FBI file for Bob Keeshan.
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You should read about the FBI file for Bob Keeshan.
Please don't tell me that Captain Kangaroo was bad. Mr. Green jeans wouldn't like that either.
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Please don't tell me that Captain Kangaroo was bad. Mr. Green jeans wouldn't like that either.
Mr. Green Genes was a Martian.
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