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Old 12-02-2012, 03:31 PM   #1
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would you wear this dress if

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Old 12-02-2012, 03:33 PM   #2
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If what? I barely recognized Salma. Usually she's stunning, but that dress isn't flattering to her awesome attributes.
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Old 12-02-2012, 03:35 PM   #3
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If what? I barely recognized Salma. Usually she's stunning, but that dress isn't flattering to her awesome attributes.
if it's after labor day...
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Old 12-02-2012, 03:37 PM   #4
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Bert's napkins are bigger than that dress.
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Old 12-02-2012, 03:37 PM   #5
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...if it meant gettting Salma Hayek out of it? Sure.
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Old 12-02-2012, 03:42 PM   #6
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She's no doubt high maintenance anyway...

...but what's the future feed bill going to look like for the porker-in-waiting?

Bicep wattle is never pretty...
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Old 12-02-2012, 03:43 PM   #7
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Bert's napkins are bigger than that dress.
your rogaine bill is greater than her ta-ta's.
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Old 12-02-2012, 03:46 PM   #8
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Bert's napkins are bigger than that dress.
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your rogaine bill is greater than her ta-ta's.
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Old 12-02-2012, 10:12 PM   #9
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Bicep wattle is never pretty...
Yeah, tricep wattle is bad enough. When the biceps sink down to there.... yuck!
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Old 12-02-2012, 10:19 PM   #10
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Salma is smoking hot. She could wear a hessian sack and look awesome.

If I was even 1/10 as hot as her, I'd be happy.
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Old 12-02-2012, 10:32 PM   #11
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I'd never wear it.....
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Old 12-02-2012, 10:39 PM   #12
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You fucks acting all big on the internet and picking on one of the most beautiful woman to ever live? Wow. You guys must have HUGE dicks.
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Old 12-02-2012, 10:46 PM   #13
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You fucks acting all big on the internet and picking on one of the most beautiful woman to ever live? Wow. You guys must have HUGE dicks.
Yeah...

...no subjective penis envy there.
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Old 12-02-2012, 10:48 PM   #14
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Old 12-02-2012, 10:55 PM   #15
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Am I the only one who thinks her arm/hand are WAY out of proportion to her body?

That's a bad angle. Bad photographer. Bad something.
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Old 12-02-2012, 10:56 PM   #16
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Am I the only one who thinks her arm/hand are WAY out of proportion to her body?

That's a bad angle. Bad photographer. Bad something.
It's the 'I used to be a Hollywood waitress' pose.
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Old 12-02-2012, 11:29 PM   #17
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Old 12-02-2012, 11:31 PM   #18
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If I had those boobs I'd flash em.
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Old 12-02-2012, 11:47 PM   #19
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Most will not get this.
That's just sour grapes.
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Old 12-03-2012, 12:00 AM   #20
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Yes, if they have it in my size.
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Old 12-03-2012, 12:11 AM   #21
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She's got a muffin rack.
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Old 12-03-2012, 12:20 AM   #22
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What happened to her. She aged badly.
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Old 12-03-2012, 01:37 AM   #23
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Old 12-03-2012, 01:47 AM   #24
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That's just sour grapes.
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Old 12-03-2012, 01:52 AM   #25
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I love how its all the men with no pictures who are calling Salma ugly


post some of your own.. lets see how well you've aged


shit, phylis diller is probably a better looking man than eyer
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