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12-02-2012, 02:31 PM
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Bert Notorius is offline
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would you wear this dress if
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12-02-2012, 02:33 PM
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If what? I barely recognized Salma. Usually she's stunning, but that dress isn't flattering to her awesome attributes.
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12-02-2012, 02:35 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Aquagal
If what? I barely recognized Salma. Usually she's stunning, but that dress isn't flattering to her awesome attributes.
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12-02-2012, 02:37 PM
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really? even with zero?
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Bert's napkins are bigger than that dress.
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12-02-2012, 02:37 PM
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now with 17% more class
Liar is online now
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...if it meant gettting Salma Hayek out of it? Sure.
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12-02-2012, 02:42 PM
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She's no doubt high maintenance anyway...
...but what's the future feed bill going to look like for the porker-in-waiting?
Bicep wattle is never pretty...
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12-02-2012, 02:43 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Squibbs
Bert's napkins are bigger than that dress.
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your rogaine bill is greater than her ta-ta's. |
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12-02-2012, 02:46 PM
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really? even with zero?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Squibbs
Bert's napkins are bigger than that dress.
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Fact
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bert Notorius
your rogaine bill is greater than her ta-ta's.
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Fiction
Winner
Winner
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12-02-2012, 09:12 PM
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Bicep wattle is never pretty...
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Yeah, tricep wattle is bad enough. When the biceps sink down to there.... yuck! |
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12-02-2012, 09:19 PM
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Salma is smoking hot. She could wear a hessian sack and look awesome.
If I was even 1/10 as hot as her, I'd be happy.
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12-02-2012, 09:32 PM
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I'd never wear it.....
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12-02-2012, 09:39 PM
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Weekday Devil
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You fucks acting all big on the internet and picking on one of the most beautiful woman to ever live? Wow. You guys must have HUGE dicks.
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12-02-2012, 09:46 PM
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Originally Posted by WingedKiss
You fucks acting all big on the internet and picking on one of the most beautiful woman to ever live? Wow. You guys must have HUGE dicks.
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Yeah...
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12-02-2012, 09:48 PM
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Appreciate.
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12-02-2012, 09:55 PM
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Am I the only one who thinks her arm/hand are WAY out of proportion to her body?
That's a bad angle. Bad photographer. Bad something.
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12-02-2012, 09:56 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by McKenna
Am I the only one who thinks her arm/hand are WAY out of proportion to her body?
That's a bad angle. Bad photographer. Bad something.
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It's the 'I used to be a Hollywood waitress' pose. |
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12-02-2012, 10:29 PM
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Most will not get this.
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12-02-2012, 10:31 PM
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Uni-sexual
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If I had those boobs I'd flash em.
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12-02-2012, 10:47 PM
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bird in a bath
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Most will not get this.
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That's just sour grapes. |
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12-02-2012, 11:00 PM
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Experienced
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Yes, if they have it in my size.
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12-02-2012, 11:11 PM
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She's got a muffin rack.
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12-02-2012, 11:20 PM
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What happened to her. She aged badly.
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12-03-2012, 12:37 AM
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12-03-2012, 12:47 AM
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Quote:
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That's just sour grapes.
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12-03-2012, 12:52 AM
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I love how its all the men with no pictures who are calling Salma ugly
post some of your own.. lets see how well you've aged
shit, phylis diller is probably a better looking man than eyer
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