My dad turned away when we opened the door and a girl wearing nothing but a towel and a smile stood there looking at us.
I said "Hi, I'm Joyce and they told me this would be my room."
There we were with several pieces of luggage and my computer and stuff, wondering if we should bring it in and where to put it, but the girl reached out and shook my hand, and told me she was Jane and that she guessed we would be roommates.
She pointed to a bed and said that would be mine, and to a dresser saying that was mine too.
I came in and she put on a sweatshirt and sweatpants, and then Dad helped me unpack and put my stuff away. Everything was going fine until he took some clothes out of the suitcase, and there was my pink vibrator.
He looked at it and asked what it was. Jane laughed and said something that sounded like "A girl's best friend", and I said "No, it's my friend BOB"
He asked what that meant and I said "Batter Operated Boyfriend."
When we got everything finished, Dad invited us out to dinner and the three of us found a restaurant, full of new arriving students and parents, and took a booth and got acquainted.