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Old 11-08-2012, 09:59 AM   #51
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Crafty use of the comma there pmann... this sentence could have read much differently! lol

That said, this is a pretty impressive list of materials. I can't say that I've ever given any thought to the diversity of targets that I've 'left my mark' on. Perhaps that's a call to action...
Ahhh... the importance of grammar. *shouts*

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Old 11-08-2012, 10:26 AM   #52
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I have been waiting to see these topics posted....


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That first one sounds like something he'd post...
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Old 11-08-2012, 10:55 AM   #53
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This thread disappoints. I came here looking for tips on money laundering.
Here y'all go. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxqv5W77cJg

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Old 11-08-2012, 01:12 PM   #54
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Crafty use of the comma there pmann... this sentence could have read much differently! lol

That said, this is a pretty impressive list of materials. I can't say that I've ever given any thought to the diversity of targets that I've 'left my mark' on. Perhaps that's a call to action...
I was certain to make sure I put the comma in there. As beautiful as goats are, my love for them would never be expressed on this thread. That would be baaaaaaaaaahd. (<----- that was clever)

And I have certainly admit I've cum on many different types of surfaces. I'm a masturbating guru. An aficionado, if you will.

Just this morning I came all over my hand and some tile on the floor. No stains at all.
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Old 11-08-2012, 01:22 PM   #55
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I was certain to make sure I put the comma in there. As beautiful as goats are, my love for them would never be expressed on this thread. That would be baaaaaaaaaahd. (<----- that was clever)

And I have certainly admit I've cum on many different types of surfaces. I'm a masturbating guru. And aficionado, if you will.

Just this morning I came all over my hand and some tile on the floor. No stains at all.
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Old 11-08-2012, 01:31 PM   #56
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Old 11-08-2012, 02:11 PM   #57
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Ahhh... the importance of grammar. *shouts*

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Oh man! I LOVE to eat out, Grandma!
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Old 11-12-2012, 07:44 PM   #58
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