Originally Posted by monkeyman057
Crafty use of the comma there pmann... this sentence could have read much differently! lol
That said, this is a pretty impressive list of materials. I can't say that I've ever given any thought to the diversity of targets that I've 'left my mark' on. Perhaps that's a call to action...
I was certain to make sure I put the comma in there. As beautiful as goats are, my love for them would never be expressed on this thread. That would be baaaaaaaaaahd. (<----- that was clever)
And I have certainly admit I've cum on many different types of surfaces. I'm a masturbating guru. An aficionado, if you will.
Just this morning I came all over my hand and some tile on the floor. No stains at all.