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10-31-2012, 10:01 PM
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Rosiegirl19 is offline
Join Date: Oct 2012
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Are you who I'm looking for?
Looking for a chat buddy. A cyber companion. A man (or woman actually) just as long as you're interesting.
I'll tell you a little about me.
I'm a 19 years old female. Usually that's enough for some people. But for those of you who want more substance lets just say I can make a killer sandwich. Why that even matters I don't know...it's the first thing that came to mind.
It seems to me that the demographics here is 50 men to every woman. That being said if I've piqued your interest and you want to message me know that other people might be too. Therefore, the best way to get a reply is to make your message original. Tell me about your twenty cats that you've named after the Greek gods. Hit me with a corny joke (which, if used correctly could yield results in the real world boys). Do you have a weird hobby or fetish? Do share! I would love to get to know you. Hopefully you want to get to know me too. I mean who wouldn't with such an interesting bio I've provided thus far right? Ha.
Is AGE an issue? If it doesn't bother you talkin' to a young whipper snapper (is that even a term?) then it doesn't bother me  I prefer older company actually.
Can't wait to hear from you.
Do be kind, this is my first thread!
Last edited by Rosiegirl19 : 02-24-2013 at 11:57 PM.
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10-31-2012, 10:44 PM
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ABmaninCAL is online now
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Have you been sucessful yet?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rosiegirl19
Looking for a chat buddy. A cyber companion. A man (or woman actually) just as long as you're interesting.
I'll tell you a little about me.
I'm a 19 years old female. Usually that's enough for some people. But for those of you who want more substance lets just say I can make a killer sandwich. Why that even matters I don't know...it's the first thing that came to mind.
It seems to me that the demographics here is 50 men to every woman. That being said if I've peaked your interest and you want to message me know that other people might be too. Therefore, the best way to get a reply is to make your message original. Tell me about your twenty cats that you've named after the Greek gods. Hit me with a corny joke (which, if used correctly could yield results in the real world boys). Do you have a weird hobby or fetish? do share! I would love to get to know you. Hopefully you want to get to know me too. I mean who wouldn't with such an interesting bio I've provided so far right? Ha.
Is AGE an issue? If it doesn't bother you talkin' to a young whipper snapper (is that even a term?) then it doesn't bother me I prefer older company actually.
Can't wait to hear from you.
Do be kind, this is my first thread! |
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10-31-2012, 10:53 PM
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cumusexy is offline
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Hello there.
I just sent you a PM, you seem interesting to get to know each other..
Cheers and happy hunting!
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10-31-2012, 10:54 PM
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Hi Rosie... I just want you to know that I have an ongoing abusive realationship with you and your five sisters... :P
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10-31-2012, 11:36 PM
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hmm ok corny joke lets see
what did the baby corn say to the mama corn
wheres pop corn
odd fact I once killed a t-rex with a spork the purple bastard wouldnt go down
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10-31-2012, 11:39 PM
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Rosiegirl19 is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Blackskar
hmm ok corny joke lets see
what did the baby corn say to the mama corn
wheres pop corn
odd fact I once killed a t-rex with a spork the purple bastard wouldnt go down
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I actually laughed at that one! |
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10-31-2012, 11:42 PM
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You never did say....exactly what kind of sandwich?
Inquiring minds want to know...
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10-31-2012, 11:43 PM
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Blackskar is offline
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you said a corny joke doesnt get much more corny
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10-31-2012, 11:52 PM
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Running to stand still
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Can you make a fried green tomato blt? No that is a good sandwich
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Well every time I pull you close,
Push my face into your hair,
Cream rinse and tobacco smoke,
That sickly scent is always, always there....
But my dreams,
They aren't as empty....
.................................As my conscience seems to be
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10-31-2012, 11:58 PM
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Rosiegirl19 is offline
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Listen, you name the sandwich, I can guarantee I can whip it up.
...so far I've only made peanut butter and jellys, but how difficult can the others be, right?
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11-01-2012, 12:01 AM
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good4u2 is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Rosiegirl19
Listen, you name the sandwich, I can guarantee I can whip it up.
...so far I've only made peanut butter and jellys, but how difficult can the others be, right?
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be careful with the "whip it up" statements in here...that is a whole different thread.....
but as long as you can make a BLT we will get on just fine....
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11-01-2012, 12:03 AM
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Originally Posted by good4u2
be careful with the "whip it up" statements in here...that is a whole different thread.....
but as long as you can make a BLT we will get on just fine....
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Honestly, all I really need is the bacon. PM sent Rosie, although Im sure with your sandwich making skills and disposition, you are currently flooded with them. |
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11-01-2012, 12:03 AM
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Running to stand still
Shimp is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Rosiegirl19
Listen, you name the sandwich, I can guarantee I can whip it up.
...so far I've only made peanut butter and jellys, but how difficult can the others be, right?
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So far, what are you 10? Lol so what other talents do you have?
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Well every time I pull you close,
Push my face into your hair,
Cream rinse and tobacco smoke,
That sickly scent is always, always there....
But my dreams,
They aren't as empty....
.................................As my conscience seems to be
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11-01-2012, 12:20 AM
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I would be incredibly impressed if you were able to make an Italian Beef Sandwich from scratch.
For such a feat, I would enslave nations to be your man.
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11-01-2012, 12:28 AM
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Rosiegirl19 is offline
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O gosh, thinking about what else I can do and came up completely blank. I must be boring. Only odd ones like: do a back flip into the pool and not be double jointed came into mind.
Why do I feel like I'm trying to gain your approval Shrimp?
Ah! I can tie a cherry stem into a knot with my tongue. Which I hear is fairly difficult.
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11-01-2012, 12:35 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Rosiegirl19
O gosh, thinking about what else I can do and came up completely blank. I must be boring. Only odd ones like: do a back flip into the pool and not be double jointed came into mind.
Why do I feel like I'm trying to gain your approval Shrimp?
Ah! I can tie a cherry stem into a knot with my tongue. Which I hear is fairly difficult.
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that is hard to do. hello how are you. |
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11-01-2012, 12:37 AM
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Hold your licker
cliteatingman is offline
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Sent you a PM
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I LOVE thee not for sacred chastity.
Who loves for that? nor for thy sprightly wit:
I love thee not for thy sweet modesty,
Which makes thee in perfection's throne to sit.
I love thee not for thy enchanting eye,
Thy beauty, ravishing perfection:
I love thee not for that my soul doth dance,
And leap with pleasure when those lips of thine,
Give musical and graceful utterance,
To some (by thee made happy) poet's line.
I love thee not for voice or slender small,
But wilt thou know wherefore? Fair sweet, for all...
'Faith, wench! I cannot court thy sprightly eyes,
With the base viol placed between my thighs:
I cannot lisp, nor to some fiddle sing,
Nor run upon a high stretching minikin...
Not I, by cock! but I shall tell thee roundly,
Hark in thine ear, zounds I can **** thee soundly.
Christopher Marlowe
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11-01-2012, 12:38 AM
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Rosiegirl19 is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Cthulhu1138
I would be incredibly impressed if you were able to make an Italian Beef Sandwich from scratch.
For such a feat, I would enslave nations to be your man.
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You are gorgeous. I would learn how to make Italian Beef Sandwich from scratch for you  |
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11-01-2012, 12:41 AM
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Rosiegirl19 is offline
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For all those who have written, i do plan on answering your messages. But not right now, doing so from my phone is tedious.
It is delightfully overwhelming the amount of people who have PMd me. Kisses
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11-01-2012, 01:02 AM
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where are you from? i am a 21 year old college athlete and would be into chatting with ya. pm me with anything youd like to know
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11-01-2012, 02:37 AM
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you make a sandwich?that's good enough to me~teach me how to make one so I can make one for my man~hee~
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11-01-2012, 02:58 AM
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Greetings Rosie. Welcome to the land of perverts and crazies. Don't bother trying to decide which I am. (I'm both) I'm usually happy to chat with anyone, so check my profile, understand up front I may wanna see your "upfront" and be sure to have fun. If this place is no fun, there is no point being here.
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11-01-2012, 12:06 PM
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Interesting lady
Hi Rosie. Just wanted to let you know that I am a big fan of the parade and football game every New Year's day!
I find it very intriiging that an atractive woman on a college campus is looking to find erotic company in a chat room. Either college is way different than in my day, or they started putting salt-peter in the pot these days.
I would love to make your aquaintence. You seem to be a very unique young woman. I love unique young ladies.
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11-01-2012, 12:21 PM
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I'm the man of your dreams! Here's a 
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11-01-2012, 12:59 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Rosiegirl19
For all those who have written, i do plan on answering your messages. But not right now, doing so from my phone is tedious.
It is delightfully overwhelming the amount of people who have PMd me. Kisses
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Well, like you said it's about 50 men for every woman and more than half that number of women are lesbians.
As for interesting...I am not of this world. |
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