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01-17-2013, 02:22 AM
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The Unicorn Whisperer
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The Lit Drinking Game
What would the Lit Drinking Game look like? When would we take a shot?
Here's a few to start:
Every time Emerson trounces a troll. 
Every time Satindesire calls someone a misogynist. 
Every time pmann and I flirt shamelessly. 
Every time someone asks how to clean/bleach/admire/stretch their arse hole. 
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01-17-2013, 02:32 AM
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Beautiful Mess
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I'd be drunk in 10 minutes reading 1 thread!
Wait, I take that back. You all were very helpful with my thread, and I do appreciate that.
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Hell is other people.- Sartre
Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocre minds. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously uses his intellect. - Einstein
I'm only a "slut" because my sexuality frightens you. - Anonymous
So much left unspoken between the two of us
It's so much more exciting to look when you can touch
You could say I am different and maybe I'm afraid
But I know how to twist ya to bring you to your knees
Woman, YOU are gorgeous!
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01-17-2013, 02:39 AM
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The Unicorn Whisperer
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Originally Posted by photograph
I'd be drunk in 10 minutes reading 1 thread!
Wait, I take that back. You all were very helpful with my thread, and I do appreciate that.
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Yes, I think we'd all be comatose before too long.
I'm glad you got helpful advice. 
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01-17-2013, 02:41 AM
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Beautiful Mess
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It was very helpful. Even though points 1 and 2 took place in my thread as well.
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Hell is other people.- Sartre
Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocre minds. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously uses his intellect. - Einstein
I'm only a "slut" because my sexuality frightens you. - Anonymous
So much left unspoken between the two of us
It's so much more exciting to look when you can touch
You could say I am different and maybe I'm afraid
But I know how to twist ya to bring you to your knees
Woman, YOU are gorgeous!
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01-17-2013, 02:48 AM
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The Unicorn Whisperer
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Quote:
Originally Posted by photograph
It was very helpful. Even though points 1 and 2 took place in my thread as well.
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I think it's a right of passage.... or something....
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01-17-2013, 02:58 AM
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Beautiful Mess
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I think it's a right of passage.... or something.... |
I didn't mind, I even got a little giggle out of it.
I was an admin on a different type of forum for several years. In my experience, it is easiest to just ignore them. That's what I was trying to do, but several piped up and told him to STFU. I eventually did respond to him, but ah well, I doubt he read it.
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Hell is other people.- Sartre
Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocre minds. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously uses his intellect. - Einstein
I'm only a "slut" because my sexuality frightens you. - Anonymous
So much left unspoken between the two of us
It's so much more exciting to look when you can touch
You could say I am different and maybe I'm afraid
But I know how to twist ya to bring you to your knees
Woman, YOU are gorgeous!
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01-17-2013, 06:57 AM
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Fuck victoriously!
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Every time someone uses the word dominate when they should use dominant. E.g., "I'm looking for a dominate man." Annnnnnnnnd we're all WASTED.
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01-17-2013, 07:00 AM
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The Unicorn Whisperer
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Quote:
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Every time someone uses the word dominate when they should use dominant. E.g., "I'm looking for a dominate man." Annnnnnnnnd we're all WASTED.
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Oh god yes.
Hold my hair while I spew?
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01-17-2013, 07:03 AM
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just this guy, you know?
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o, i like this one a great deal and will steal it for another site!
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exemplar of youthful snark: "does it hurt little boy? are you going to cry now? well suck it up and be a man."
psst! hey, wanna see a blog?
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01-17-2013, 07:04 AM
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The Unicorn Whisperer
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o, i like this one a great deal and will steal it for another site!
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Go nuts, ed!
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01-17-2013, 07:08 AM
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Fuck victoriously!
Miles Long is offline
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Every time someone complains about the pm's they've received.
WAAAAAAASTED!
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01-17-2013, 07:12 AM
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The Unicorn Whisperer
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Tequila IV lines for all?
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01-17-2013, 09:12 AM
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Passionate Pursuit
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Quote:
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Tequila IV lines for all?
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No no no, let me stop you there. I personally want this setup:
Xanax IV bolus - 2mg q6h prn A. |
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01-17-2013, 10:14 AM
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smoke'n'mirrors
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Rainshine
What would the Lit Drinking Game look like? When would we take a shot?
Here's a few to start:
Every time Emerson trounces a troll.
Every time Satindesire calls someone a misogynist.
Every time pmann and I flirt shamelessly.
Every time someone asks how to clean/bleach/admire/stretch their arse hole.
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well - for this "Every time" I refrain from having a drink.. I would be dancing clean up sober by now.
Hey the flirting thing alone will have us all plastered or preaching Fred Nile.
hmmm I love how you spell arse - think I'll have another drink to celebrate |
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01-17-2013, 10:52 AM
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The Last Unicorn
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^^^^
You guys cop on to that flirting thing? I thought we were stealthy ninjas. You all have on your detective hats.
As the designated driver here, I'll watch you all get plastered.
I have a few more to add to the list, if I may:
Every time someone asks how to get their wife to fuck other men/do anal/have a threesome/fist.
Every time Christopher throws one of those elegant pity parties. (Though these have been much more rare/non-existent as of late- good on you Christopher)
Every time I mention my cock.
Every time Emerson posts a gif.
Every time someone confuses the word than with then.
Every time Eilan posts some fucking word that I have to Google because I'm too innocent to know what it means and then I vomit myself.
Every time Beck31 starts a thread. |
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01-17-2013, 11:00 AM
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Passionate Pursuit
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pmann
Every time Christopher throws one of those elegant pity parties.
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Soooo.... you'd take a drink every other month? I'm a baller at heart with some down moments, that's all.
You should say that everybody takes a drink every time I get rejected by a female. Then you'd be in a coma. |
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01-17-2013, 11:10 AM
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The Last Unicorn
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Christopher2012
Soooo.... you'd take a drink every other month? I'm a baller at heart with some down moments, that's all.
You should say that everybody takes a drink every time I get rejected by a female. Then you'd be in a coma.
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Hahaha. I'm just fucking with you man. It's good to see you seem to be in better spirits lately.
"Baller at heart"... That should be in your signature. I don't think a pharmacist is allowed to use the word "baller".  |
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01-17-2013, 11:11 AM
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Unravelling Before You
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Everytime someone posts a personal ad thats makes everyone else 
BLOOTERED
http://m.urbandictionary.com/#define?term=Blooter
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01-17-2013, 11:19 AM
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1,000 Hours
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Quote:
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"Baller at heart"... That should be in your signature. I don't think a pharmacist is allowed to use the word "baller". |
Hey, I like his signature just as it is!
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01-17-2013, 11:26 AM
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The Last Unicorn
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^^^^
Not a replacement. Just an addition.
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01-17-2013, 12:29 PM
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Every time imemkay writes a Dear X to Christopher.
Every time Pmann talks about himself in the third person.
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01-17-2013, 12:31 PM
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Really Experienced
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When someone misuses "Their", "There" or "They're". Same goes for "to", "too" and "two".
I've been trying to cut back on my alcohol consumption, but this, this will not help.
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01-17-2013, 12:34 PM
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The Unicorn Whisperer
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Every time someone uses the word vanilla to describe their partner/spouse.
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01-17-2013, 12:39 PM
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Passionate Pursuit
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Quote:
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Every time imemkay writes a Dear X to Christopher.
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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Oh God, that was funny. |
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01-17-2013, 01:00 PM
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oh funny! *squints*
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