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Old 03-31-2014, 05:00 PM   #1
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What's for Dinner?

Query, you have successfully trolled me. Although the amount of effort you put in demonstrates that you suck at life, hence your divorce, it shows your diligence to spread your conspiracies through the internetz. That should be rewarded. I ask that you take this thread as your own. Make it grow, grasshopper, make it grow!

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Old 03-31-2014, 05:02 PM   #2
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Query, you have successfully trolled me. Although the amount of effort you put in demonstrates that you suck at life, hence your divorce, it shows your diligence to spread your conspiracies through the internetz. That should be rewarded. I ask that you take this thread as your own. Make it grow, grasshopper, make it grow!

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Old 03-31-2014, 05:20 PM   #3
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Was suppose to go out for hibachi but my Living Social app is not working.

So that to me is the universe saying go eat a cheeseburger.
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Old 03-31-2014, 09:55 PM   #4
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Too tired to cook. I had popcorn.
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Old 03-31-2014, 09:57 PM   #5
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Too tired to cook. I had popcorn.
What?

No slow cooker meal?
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Old 03-31-2014, 09:59 PM   #6
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What?

No slow cooker meal?
Not today. Haven't used it in a few weeks, actually.
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Old 03-31-2014, 10:45 PM   #7
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Drinkz. Dude, if you're gonna tease with pics, at least have the decency to post recipe links!


We had cottage pie, served with a side salad, and half a loaf of day old French bread. I made everything but the bread. No time to bake today.
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Old 04-01-2014, 01:25 AM   #8
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Tonight was Asian Chicken Salad, one of my favorites to make is Brined Pork Chops with Apple/Onion Chutney and Risotto. If you decide to make this one, let me know and I'll give you the tweaks I've made, mostly to the brine quantities.
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Old 04-01-2014, 04:05 AM   #9
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Too tired to cook, also. I'm having a ham sandwich and the little one had leftover Lasagne and steamed vegetables.

I really like your plates Drinkz.
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Old 04-01-2014, 06:31 AM   #10
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Query, you have successfully trolled me. Although the amount of effort you put in demonstrates that you suck at life, hence your divorce, it shows your diligence to spread your conspiracies through the internetz. That should be rewarded. I ask that you take this thread as your own. Make it grow, grasshopper, make it grow!

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Old 04-01-2014, 07:03 AM   #11
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I am one of those annoying people that always posts pictures of their food on other social networks.
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Old 04-01-2014, 07:19 AM   #12
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Old 04-01-2014, 07:23 AM   #13
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Old 04-01-2014, 07:26 AM   #14
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Old 04-01-2014, 07:28 AM   #15
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Old 04-01-2014, 07:36 AM   #16
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Old 04-01-2014, 07:48 AM   #17
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Old 04-01-2014, 09:45 AM   #18
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Dinner last night started with a cool, delicious pint of Stella, served in one of those bowl-style Stella glasses, nicely chilled.

Then a nice, light green salad, tossed with nuts, wild greens, and some crumbly, feta-like chunks of local cheese, all lightly kissed with a smooth raspberry vinegarette. Nice balance of sweetness and tang.

The main event was a large, steaming bowl of fresh mussels, served with a creamy, Thai coconut sauce. Fresh cilantro was sprinkled over top, and wee bowl full of plump, juicy lime wedges accompanied the larger bowl. This delicious bowl of orgasm-for-the-tongue was enjoyed with a bottle of locally brewed cream ale.

Sorry, no pics. I don't generally snap pics of food when in a restaurant (unless blown away buy the efforts of some creative chef) and I was not aware of this thread.

Off to breakfast...
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Old 04-01-2014, 04:33 PM   #19
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Query, you have successfully trolled me. Although the amount of effort you put in demonstrates that you suck at life, hence your divorce, it shows your diligence to spread your conspiracies through the internetz. That should be rewarded. I ask that you take this thread as your own. Make it grow, grasshopper, make it grow!

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Old 04-01-2014, 06:37 PM   #20
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I am no fan of fried food that appears high in cholesterol and saturated fats. Not my thing.

Emerson40, I would happily pay for a meal like you described or indeed prepare one. Yum!
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Old 04-01-2014, 07:54 PM   #21
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tonight was pork chops with asparagus and mashed potatoes. pretty plate of food, nice medley of chilis, bell peppers and onions atop the pork chops.

my wife's a fucking kitchen artist.

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Old 04-02-2014, 02:00 AM   #22
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This evening's meal started off with Caesar Salad, with crunchy, garlicky croutons and wide, curled, shaved strips of Parmigiano-Reggiano strewn on top.

I followed this with fettuccini, cooked perfectly al dente and served with a rich, creamy tomato sauce, sliced chorizo sausage, bell peppers, onion, and tender fresh shrimp. A sprinkling of grated Parmigiano-Reggiano and freshly ground pepper… è delizioso.

All of this was enjoyed with several glasses of house red.

Thank god I am in the middle of hockey playoffs. Don’t feel so guilty about the carb load.
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Old 04-02-2014, 02:46 AM   #23
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It's a sit on the couch and eat dinner night here, and we're having home made chicken and herb and chicken and chilli sausage rolls that are secretly LOADED with vegetables. The lengths I go to get vegetables into my fussy little person.
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Old 04-02-2014, 02:55 AM   #24
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The lengths I go to get vegetables into my fussy little person.
Cover them with A-1 and tell her it's steak!
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Old 04-02-2014, 04:52 PM   #25
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Query, you have successfully trolled me. Although the amount of effort you put in demonstrates that you suck at life, hence your divorce, it shows your diligence to spread your conspiracies through the internetz. That should be rewarded. I ask that you take this thread as your own. Make it grow, grasshopper, make it grow!

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