In my precinct there are six of us, I mean, we're college girls, maybe not glamour material, but not Bark Bark and Woof either.
Anyway, whoever votes the most times for the candidate of our choice gets a night at the Super Double-eight-ball Inn with whichever one he chooses. We don't have photo ID where I live, and we can "help with the paperwork" (wink-wink).
Topless? Blowjobs? Hell! Haven't been on campus lately, I guess.
"No means yes, yes means anal."
"The Clean Little Girl with the Filthy Mind"