That's one of the funniest, more clever posts I've seen here.
Now not sure if we can find you an editor, but I think scouries needs one and you should be able to improve his writing dramatically!
Thanks for the laugh.
"There is an expression; all men are created equal. This statement is a lie, no doubt created to help those who wallow in mediocrity feel better about themselves." The Lady Persephone, Grand Mistress of the Circle.