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Old 11-21-2014, 01:33 AM   #1
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There are enough threads for those who are getting real life sex regularly - it's time for a thread for the rest. A thread for those who are wishing for, or missing sex. A place to laugh, or weep, or commiserate.

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Old 11-21-2014, 01:35 AM   #2
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Been there???
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Old 11-21-2014, 01:39 AM   #3
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Old 11-21-2014, 01:40 AM   #4
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LOL!!

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Old 11-21-2014, 02:09 AM   #5
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This is a good one, jameslewis:
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Old 11-21-2014, 02:17 AM   #6
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Yeah, this fits the thread.
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Old 11-21-2014, 02:19 AM   #7
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Based on all my times of celibacy, you'd think I was meant to be a nun... except my vow of celibacy was involuntary, unspoken, never even uttered....

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Old 11-21-2014, 04:14 AM   #8
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Old 11-21-2014, 04:51 AM   #9
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It is more like picking a new mode of transportation each time. This one is a high-wheeler... this one a comfortable trike, this one a scary but exciting uni-psycho, I mean unicycle. I have had a couple of crotch rockets and you really want to hang on for those.

In all serious although it is good to laugh and to realize that you are not alone in being lonely, I would encourage you to assume you will end your current slump soon. Women love sex as much as men do, and some you would never expect are in their own slump.

Approach anyone you are attracted to and be unambiguous about your interest. The results will surprise you.
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Old 11-21-2014, 07:35 PM   #10
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Isn't there something better to be doing?
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Old 11-21-2014, 07:41 PM   #13
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James, I' ve not only been there, I' m there right now.
Great thread, has me laughing.
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Old 11-21-2014, 07:41 PM   #14
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Sex is a myth. If I concentrate real hard, I can believe this and feel better about my life.
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Old 11-21-2014, 08:09 PM   #15
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The one I have seen on FB this week is something about Manson is getting married, what's your excuse.

What if you get sex, frequently, but it is mostly about your partner's pleasure? Does that count?
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The one I have seen on FB this week is something about Manson is getting married, what's your excuse.

What if you get sex, frequently, but it is mostly about your partner's pleasure? Does that count?
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...for the tip. This might work for me, as well. Worth a try, anyway.
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Puppy?

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Oh. Puppy.
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