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01-19-2013, 09:04 PM
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dirty boi
EndlessNameless is offline
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Originally Posted by Calypso0576
No I missed it.
Show me again 
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You won't miss it this time. *shows you again*
What a lovely set of pics.  Great poses.
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01-19-2013, 09:20 PM
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#1152
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Really Experienced
Calypso0576 is offline
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Originally Posted by EndlessNameless
You won't miss it this time. *shows you again*
What a lovely set of pics.  Great poses.
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Oh, now that's unfair.
Tanks sir.
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"He's holding the gun to your head. He wants your truth."
"What good is my truth? My truth means nothing. What if this guy with the gun comes from a planet in a whole different solar system? What we call rain he calls soap. What we call apples he calls rain. So what am I supposed to tell him?"
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01-19-2013, 09:59 PM
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Amperage is offline
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Originally Posted by Calypso0576
Feeling playful so I thought I'd amuse you instead today, and give you an idea of the relationship I have with my house boys with some of our amusing banter.
*Me carrying my beans on toast dinner into the living room to set it on the arm of a squashy chair where it balances precariously.*
"Please, please, pleeeease don't spill."
*Chris, playing COD, looks over at me*
"S'gonna spill"
"It's not gonna spill."
"Yeah, no it's gonna spill. It's spilling. I can see it"
"It's not gonna spill. Stop being a dick."
"You fucking love it."
".....Yeah, about that...."
Anyways, this is what happened to my hair when I woke up the other day. Some people pay a lot of money to look like this, y'know:
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I've heard that beans and toast will do that to a person... 
But, it would be nice to see your hair first thing in the morning.
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Last edited by Amperage : 01-19-2013 at 10:12 PM.
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01-20-2013, 12:22 AM
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Experienced
CKL_K is offline
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I had a bad dream. Can I sleep in your bed tonight?
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01-20-2013, 12:39 AM
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rbijon is offline
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Classic!
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01-20-2013, 11:05 AM
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Really Really Experienced
Bardsong is offline
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Location: Michigan
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Originally Posted by Calypso0576
Fucking a.
You magic, hoopy frood. I am grinning.
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What a treasure you are. Meet me for dinner at Milliway's?
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I enjoy PMs from smart ladies. Possible topics of discussion listed here, or choose your own! I might write music for you if I like you.
My only published story so far: Beth's Birthday Threesome
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01-20-2013, 11:13 AM
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Whore for Sale ;)
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Originally Posted by Calypso0576
Anyways, this is what happened to my hair when I woke up the other day. Some people pay a lot of money to look like this, y'know:
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Is that right Caly ..  .. This one I quite enjoyed .. You always share with
Us no matter what ..
Thanks For Sharing Lov ... 
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01-20-2013, 11:31 AM
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Really Really Experienced
oxphocker is offline
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Wow, read the thread in one shot. You really have some amazing proportions and you could probably pull off a range of styles that would get men just drooling for you. Just off the top of my head:
1. 1920's jazz dancer/flapper (bob hair, skirt, heels, dangly pearls, feather hat)
2. 1940's pinup girl (lingerie, bathrobe, doing something homey)
3. Burlesque (corsets, garters, pantyhose)
4. Leather (tight pants, leather jacket with no shirt only a bra peeking through)
5. Sporty (yoga pants, tight top, sports bra)
6. Exotic (chinese dress, strappy heels, umbrella)
7. Girl Next Door (sun dress, wide floppy hat)
8. Chores (overalls, jersey tshirt)
I find it pretty amazing that almost any style I can think of would probably look great on you. You've got some piercing blue eyes, great smile, nearly perfect shoulders/waist/hips ratio, wonderfully shaped breasts, and long shapely legs. But more than that you're showing an amazingly open-minded and free attitude that is just so damn appealing. Way too often, people I've met that look as good as you do often have personalities that make them way less attractive. More than anything that's probably your best feature.
The video clip was pretty good, hoping you'll make a few more in the future. The other suggestion I might make is have you ever considered teaming up with a pro photographer for some really good shots? Actually going to a studio with a few outfits lined up to see how it turns out?
Can't wait to see what you'll come up with next, definately a fan.
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01-20-2013, 04:47 PM
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Nidan is offline
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Originally Posted by Calypso0576
Naked with my jim jam bottoms on...? Cause they're very comfy.
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Pics demonstrate that... yes... I can go with that!
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01-20-2013, 06:22 PM
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Virgin
skilledforyou is offline
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Originally Posted by Calypso0576
Ja, eine bißchen. Wie geht es dir?
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's'geht mir gut. dir? sehr hübsche fotos! danke!
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01-20-2013, 07:15 PM
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Experienced
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wow cute and a great body
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01-20-2013, 08:21 PM
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Good lord you aren't you just completely fucking gorgeous??
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01-21-2013, 11:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Calypso0576
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They look quite comfy.
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01-21-2013, 08:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Calypso0576
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Did I mention that red hair was my kryptonite?

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01-21-2013, 11:54 PM
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A Man in a Suit
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Missed you today  . Talk to you soon, lovely.
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01-22-2013, 10:45 AM
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Really Experienced
Calypso0576 is offline
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Originally Posted by Shyguy1369
Even a tad blurry, you are absolutely gorgeous. I would love to get comfy with you any time 
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 I spied what you did there. Smart man, with your double entendres...
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Originally Posted by djinn8490
Yummy!!! Those panties look like they need to be pulled off by my teeth and tongue.
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Bite me.
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Originally Posted by Crusader3113
that looks very comfy. 
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What, my bed?  or the pjs? They're all fleecy and yummy.
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Originally Posted by blackredready
that looks really hot, and really comfy.
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Less hot, more cosy. It's totally necessary in this cold cornish winter.
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Originally Posted by Faime
You are such a cool chick
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Not really  Just an Adams enthusiast, and more than a little nerdy about it. My sister's currently reading The Salmon of Doubt, which I want to get on as soon as I'm finished with these damn course books.
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Originally Posted by Mercury_Maniac
amazing pics, you are hot as hell.
what a sexy babe
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 That's me. Glad you're enjoying.
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Originally Posted by rwk77la
Dang. Why can't I meet more hot sexy naked girls who like my geekiness?
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You need to hang out in more hot, naked bookshops  That's where all the geeky girls go.
Oh, if only those existed.
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"He's holding the gun to your head. He wants your truth."
"What good is my truth? My truth means nothing. What if this guy with the gun comes from a planet in a whole different solar system? What we call rain he calls soap. What we call apples he calls rain. So what am I supposed to tell him?"
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01-22-2013, 10:58 AM
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thepenismighty
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Your eyes are fucking gorgeous.
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01-22-2013, 11:11 AM
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Really Experienced
Calypso0576 is offline
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Originally Posted by Amperage
I've heard that beans and toast will do that to a person... 
But, it would be nice to see your hair first thing in the morning.
Amp
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Mmhmmmmm. I'm growing it at the moment cause I'm sick of it sticking up when there are no showers on climbing/surfing trips. I just wanna pony tail  I have one about an inch long and when I leave it to dry naturally it just curls up and ringlets.
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Originally Posted by CKL_K
I had a bad dream. Can I sleep in your bed tonight?
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Come on in.
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Originally Posted by rbijon
Classic!
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Thanks mister.
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Originally Posted by Bardsong
What a treasure you are. Meet me for dinner at Milliway's?
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Sure thing. The conversation between Zaphod and the cow is actually one of my favourite parts of that series.
We can watch the end of the world, then go visit Magrathea.
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Originally Posted by OneHD
Is that right Caly ..  .. This one I quite enjoyed .. You always share with
Us no matter what ..
Thanks For Sharing Lov ... 
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No matter what  you're very welcome. I JUST bought a new summer wetsuit so that might feature in my next set.
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Originally Posted by oxphocker
Wow, read the thread in one shot. You really have some amazing proportions and you could probably pull off a range of styles that would get men just drooling for you. Just off the top of my head:
1. 1920's jazz dancer/flapper (bob hair, skirt, heels, dangly pearls, feather hat)
2. 1940's pinup girl (lingerie, bathrobe, doing something homey)
3. Burlesque (corsets, garters, pantyhose)
4. Leather (tight pants, leather jacket with no shirt only a bra peeking through)
5. Sporty (yoga pants, tight top, sports bra)
6. Exotic (chinese dress, strappy heels, umbrella)
7. Girl Next Door (sun dress, wide floppy hat)
8. Chores (overalls, jersey tshirt)
I find it pretty amazing that almost any style I can think of would probably look great on you. You've got some piercing blue eyes, great smile, nearly perfect shoulders/waist/hips ratio, wonderfully shaped breasts, and long shapely legs. But more than that you're showing an amazingly open-minded and free attitude that is just so damn appealing. Way too often, people I've met that look as good as you do often have personalities that make them way less attractive. More than anything that's probably your best feature.
The video clip was pretty good, hoping you'll make a few more in the future. The other suggestion I might make is have you ever considered teaming up with a pro photographer for some really good shots? Actually going to a studio with a few outfits lined up to see how it turns out?
Can't wait to see what you'll come up with next, definately a fan.
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I love the amount of thought that went into this  I definitely go for sporty a lot when I'm climbing but down here I tend to dress in girl next door- tee, jumpers and jeans, that kind of thing. Generally with beanies and outdoor down coats etc. I wear a lot of skirts and shorts, too cause I like my legs.
It's all very relaxed, though.
Thank you though, if you'd particularly like to see any of those then drop me a PM and I'll see what I can do with what I've got.
Pro photographer wise, I know a good few boys on photography courses here, but not that I want to explain this whole debacle to and have my entire uni find out. It's kind of separate.
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"He's holding the gun to your head. He wants your truth."
"What good is my truth? My truth means nothing. What if this guy with the gun comes from a planet in a whole different solar system? What we call rain he calls soap. What we call apples he calls rain. So what am I supposed to tell him?"
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01-22-2013, 11:19 AM
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Really Experienced
taredhel is offline
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Originally Posted by Calypso0576
I wear a lot of skirts and shorts, too cause I like my legs.
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we like your legs too,
and your bum
and your body
and your eyes
and your awesome geekyness 
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01-22-2013, 11:22 AM
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Literotica Guru
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01-22-2013, 11:26 AM
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Really Experienced
Calypso0576 is offline
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Originally Posted by Nidan
Pics demonstrate that... yes... I can go with that!
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Good to have your cooperation
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Originally Posted by skilledforyou
's'geht mir gut. dir? sehr hübsche fotos! danke!
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Sie sind sehr willkommen
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Originally Posted by cam65
wow cute and a great body
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Thank you
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Originally Posted by ntracer2233
Good lord you aren't you just completely fucking gorgeous??
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 You flatter me with your incredulity.
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Originally Posted by sh60fh
They look quite comfy.
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Originally Posted by ozrod
Did I mention that red hair was my kryptonite?

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You didn't, mister. It's more mahogany than red now, but it's taking really long to get back to my natural colour.
Do you also wear a funny blue suit and fly around?
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I don't think you should really be telling him that. Tell me instead.
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"He's holding the gun to your head. He wants your truth."
"What good is my truth? My truth means nothing. What if this guy with the gun comes from a planet in a whole different solar system? What we call rain he calls soap. What we call apples he calls rain. So what am I supposed to tell him?"
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01-22-2013, 11:27 AM
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Really Experienced
Calypso0576 is offline
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Originally Posted by rpman08
Missed you today  . Talk to you soon, lovely.
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Thanks lovely  look at your thread all taking off like!
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Your eyes are fucking gorgeous.
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YOU'RE fucking gorgeous. Get over here.
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Originally Posted by taredhel
we like your legs too,
and your bum
and your body
and your eyes
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Glad someone likes it  it's not too cool with all these skater boys around...need someone to share my secret Douglas Adams/Pratchett etc etc nerdiness with...
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Thankyouuuuu xxx
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"He's holding the gun to your head. He wants your truth."
"What good is my truth? My truth means nothing. What if this guy with the gun comes from a planet in a whole different solar system? What we call rain he calls soap. What we call apples he calls rain. So what am I supposed to tell him?"
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01-22-2013, 11:31 AM
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taredhel is offline
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Glad someone likes it  it's not too cool with all these skater boys around...need someone to share my secret Douglas Adams/Pratchett etc etc nerdiness with...
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im also a climber, not quite as good as you but i enjoy it 
going to spain climbing in Calpe in may 
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01-22-2013, 02:03 PM
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Really Experienced
Calypso0576 is offline
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Originally Posted by taredhel
im also a climber, not quite as good as you but i enjoy it 
going to spain climbing in Calpe in may 
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I presume that's sport?  I've only ever lead sport outside in Chamonix, but I lead indoors up to F6a and can technically second about F6c. It follows that I should be able to lead it but it's sehr scary...
Other than that I tend to climb trad outdoors and lead about VS, second about E3/E4. Big difference, I know.
How bout you? 
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"He's holding the gun to your head. He wants your truth."
"What good is my truth? My truth means nothing. What if this guy with the gun comes from a planet in a whole different solar system? What we call rain he calls soap. What we call apples he calls rain. So what am I supposed to tell him?"
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