Hey! Do you the phrase double rods? That's when you flip people off using both middle fingers. Coined by a couple of local dj's in Houston. I suggest you do that action to anyone who screws with you in a bad manner. Worthless SOB's IMO!
Also a good stiff drink is in order, raise your glass and give yourself a toast for finishing school.
I Don't mean any harm.
I just don't have any sense.
I never knew I'd be the boy
your Momma warned you about.