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Old 10-06-2012, 10:05 PM   #1
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Congressman calls evolution lie from 'pit of hell'

Of course he is a Republican.

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"God's word is true," Broun said, according to a video posted on the church's website. "I've come to understand that. All that stuff I was taught about evolution and embryology and Big Bang theory, all that is lies straight from the pit of hell. And it's lies to try to keep me and all the folks who are taught that from understanding that they need a savior."
A savior named Mitt?
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Old 10-06-2012, 10:26 PM   #2
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What I want to know is who put him on the House Science Committee.
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Was he pandering to the crowd or is he just stupid?
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Old 10-06-2012, 11:05 PM   #5
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Was he pandering to the crowd or is he just stupid?
Possibly neither - more like a text book example of faith in action.
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Old 10-06-2012, 11:06 PM   #6
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Of course he is a Republican.



A savior named Mitt?
Science has PROVEN the theory of creation to be FALSE!

Religion is a crutch for the weak minded, and it SHOULD NOT be mixed with politics.
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Of course he is a Republican.


A savior named Mitt?
Until they find the " missing link" I won't believe in it either....
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Old 10-06-2012, 11:17 PM   #8
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Until they find the " missing link" I won't believe in it either....
It takes a lot of faith to believe in evolution.
OK, you cells over there, start working on a part of this blob that can hear. You cells over there, we're counting on you to develop something that will allow this blob to see.
What's that? You're hungry? Hey, it's going to take billions of years to develop a mouth, so cool your jets.
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Old 10-06-2012, 11:19 PM   #9
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It takes a lot of faith to believe in evolution.
OK, you cells over there, start working on a part of this blob that can hear. You cells over there, we're counting on you to develop something that will allow this blob to see.
What's that? You're hungry? Hey, it's going to take billions of years to develop a mouth, so cool your jets.
yeah sure, from monkeys into man....riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
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Old 10-06-2012, 11:21 PM   #10
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Finally.

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It takes a lot of faith to believe in evolution.
OK, you cells over there, start working on a part of this blob that can hear. You cells over there, we're counting on you to develop something that will allow this blob to see.
What's that? You're hungry? Hey, it's going to take billions of years to develop a mouth, so cool your jets.
Yeah, makes much more sense to believe some old grey beard whipped every thing up in a week.
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Yeah, makes much more sense to believe some old grey beard whipped every thing up in a week.
I think that's way too ridiculous to believe.
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I think that's way too ridiculous to believe.
Well I think so. And understanding evolution requires no faith.
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Yeah, makes much more sense to believe some old grey beard whipped every thing up in a week.
A week on his clock....now ours
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Well I think so. And understanding evolution requires no faith.
It requires something far more difficult, a sense of perspective.
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He probably got his from Switzerland.
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It requires something far more difficult, a sense of perspective.
Perspective

When you see this dinosaur walkway you get a sense of perspective.

http://www.abc.net.au/catalyst/stories/3603069.htm
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Old 10-07-2012, 12:35 AM   #18
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He's the same idiot who thinks the earh is 9,000 years old.

Why do they put the craziest republicans on the science committe?
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Old 10-07-2012, 12:37 AM   #19
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Perspective

When you see this dinosaur walkway you get a sense of perspective.

http://www.abc.net.au/catalyst/stories/3603069.htm
That's nice.
Did you know that 80 percent of the "bones" on the dinosaur in the NY Museum of Natural History are made of plaster?
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That's nice.
Did you know that 80 percent of the "bones" on the dinosaur in the NY Museum of Natural History are made of plaster?
well that just has to prove evolution and science is false... I mean.. why would they want to put something on display to attract people


it clearly makes more snese that some magic wizard created the world in a week... my favourite part is when this magic man created the day and night, but then waited another to create the sun....because clearly you can have a day and a night without the fucking sun
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It takes a lot of faith to believe in evolution.
OK, you cells over there, start working on a part of this blob that can hear. You cells over there, we're counting on you to develop something that will allow this blob to see.
What's that? You're hungry? Hey, it's going to take billions of years to develop a mouth, so cool your jets.
It takes a lot of ignorance to write a post like that.
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It takes a lot of faith to believe in evolution.
OK, you cells over there, start working on a part of this blob that can hear. You cells over there, we're counting on you to develop something that will allow this blob to see.
What's that? You're hungry? Hey, it's going to take billions of years to develop a mouth, so cool your jets.
were you awake at any point during high school biology?
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well that just has to prove evolution and science is false... I mean.. why would they want to put something on display to attract people


it clearly makes more snese that some magic wizard created the world in a week... my favourite part is when this magic man created the day and night, but then waited another to create the sun....because clearly you can have a day and a night without the fucking sun
No, what it proves is that I made up that "fact" about the NY museum.
As for the world being created in a week, take that up with someone who believes it.
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It takes a lot of faith to believe in evolution.
OK, you cells over there, start working on a part of this blob that can hear. You cells over there, we're counting on you to develop something that will allow this blob to see.
What's that? You're hungry? Hey, it's going to take billions of years to develop a mouth, so cool your jets.
Awesome.
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were you awake at any point during high school biology?
Sure was. I must have missed the part where evolution was no longer just a theory.
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