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01-26-2013, 06:32 PM
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FaithfulShade is offline
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Location: Northeast US
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-steps into the room, looks around at the mess- Wow, been a while since I was here. I see we've moved on to poetry, large boners and felines. Sorry to have missed you. *meow*  |
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01-27-2013, 12:15 AM
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#252
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Experienced
Meghan32 is offline
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: Southern U.S.
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hopefully not still at wet blanket status
Hello Matt,
You do seem like an interesting person from this post. If nothing else, we should talk sometime. I'm ee, high school teacher in the states.
Meghan
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01-27-2013, 01:11 AM
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MattWolf is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by FaithfulShade
-steps into the room, looks around at the mess- Wow, been a while since I was here. I see we've moved on to poetry, large boners and felines. Sorry to have missed you. *meow* |
oh and biscuits, you missed the fascinating conversation about biscuits... we'll get round to sex sometime, probably via fly fishing, antique books and the potential of those extendable log leads (you know the ones I mean) as a fetish item. |
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01-27-2013, 01:15 AM
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MattWolf is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Meghan32
Hello Matt,
You do seem like an interesting person from this post. If nothing else, we should talk sometime. I'm ee, high school teacher in the states.
Meghan
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Always delighted to meet new people, Meghan. Let's see if we catch each other online at the same time sometime... |
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01-29-2013, 01:45 PM
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#255
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MattWolf is offline
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Location: England
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Anybody kind and generous hearted woen fancy sending me short personalised erotica... the sexual adventures of Matt in 140 characters or less as imagined by the ladies of lit...
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01-30-2013, 02:08 PM
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MattWolf is offline
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Why are there more questions than answers?
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02-02-2013, 07:31 AM
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MattWolf is offline
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Finished my book. What shall I read next?
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02-07-2013, 01:24 AM
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MattWolf is offline
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Hmmm... posted my arse as my avatar... what has got into me, maybe something I drank...
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02-07-2013, 12:43 PM
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MattWolf is offline
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The arse is too much isn't it? I mean who'd reply to a bare cheeked arse...
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02-07-2013, 03:10 PM
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Experienced
thewhitestripe is offline
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Location: Australia
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Good point. No one would reply to a bare...
Damn.
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02-07-2013, 04:57 PM
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MattWolf is offline
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Originally Posted by thewhitestripe
Good point. No one would reply to a bare...
Damn.
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I know. I can hardly look myself in the arse. |
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02-08-2013, 01:27 AM
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MattWolf is offline
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So I've put it away.
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02-08-2013, 11:11 PM
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Really Experienced
Scheherazade73 is offline
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Well that's no fun...
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02-09-2013, 03:58 AM
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MattWolf is offline
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Well that's no fun...
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Well, if there is a general call and clamour for the return of the bum... |
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02-10-2013, 03:56 PM
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Mzelement is offline
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I missed your bum. I have got to log on more often. Now about the hot steamy naughty sex.........
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02-11-2013, 04:39 PM
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MattWolf is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mzelement
I missed your bum. I have got to log on more often. Now about the hot steamy naughty sex.........
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To miss my bum might not be to miss much. But we should never deprive ourselves from hot steamy naughty sex... |
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02-19-2013, 01:27 AM
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MattWolf is offline
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Been missing the hot naughty sweaty breathless sex myself... mmm missing it so much I forgot the commas.
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02-19-2013, 02:39 PM
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Really Experienced
Scheherazade73 is offline
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Hot naughty sweaty breathless sex needs no commas...
Only...ellipses...and eventually...exclamation points!!
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02-19-2013, 03:27 PM
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InsatiableDsire is offline
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Hot buns  
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"Only the united beat of sex and heart together can create ecstasy.”
― Anaïs Nin, Delta of Venus
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02-19-2013, 05:09 PM
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MattWolf is offline
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Originally Posted by InsatiableDsire
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Thank you Ms Dsire. Bun are best served hot I think. Sometimes it is good to squeeze them, feel if they are ready. If you're feeling kinky you can use a little butter. |
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02-20-2013, 01:16 AM
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MattWolf is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Scheherazade73
Hot naughty sweaty breathless sex needs no commas...
Only...ellipses...and eventually...exclamation points!!
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mmmm ellipses... that amazing power of the dot dot dot to imply things words cannot convey. |
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02-23-2013, 01:38 PM
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MattWolf is offline
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While who can speak of the erotic power of the semi-colon; the punctuation marks that demonstrates experience, pedantic sophistication.
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02-26-2013, 11:23 PM
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Really Experienced
Scheherazade73 is offline
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Though the semi-colon joins thoughts; snuggle up nice & tight against one another, they fuse and become one. What's not erotic about that???
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03-05-2013, 03:11 PM
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Literotica Guru
MattWolf is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Scheherazade73
Though the semi-colon joins thoughts; snuggle up nice & tight against one another, they fuse and become one. What's not erotic about that???
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mmm a punctuation slut... just what I like. |
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03-17-2013, 02:54 AM
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#275
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Literotica Guru
MattWolf is offline
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Sometimes wordless ungrammatical grunts are good too.
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