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08-22-2012, 10:24 AM
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Forgettable
C5MiGuy is offline
Join Date: Jul 2001
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Looking for..........possibility
...and discovered it is an impossibility.
Last edited by C5MiGuy : 04-02-2013 at 05:34 PM.
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08-22-2012, 10:33 AM
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Literotica Guru
AG82 is offline
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Location: Europe
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Very well-written, funny, sweet and honest!
I wish you good luck in your search - not that you need good luck since you are funny, smart, sweet and honest it seems  |
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08-22-2012, 11:07 AM
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THE MFing Princess ;)
sereneone4u is offline
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Location: In a land, far far away, once upon a time
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Great personal. 
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http://kevan.org/johari?name=serene14u
Let me not pray to be sheltered from dangers,
but to be fearless in facing them.
Let me not beg for the stilling of my pain, but
for the heart to conquer it
Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark.
And I was seething, breathing deeply
Spitting sentry, horned and tailed
Waiting for you
It's hard for an educated woman to turn her head off. That's part of the joy of being a submissive. None of the decisions are yours. When you can't refuse anything and can't even move, those voices in your head go silent. All you can do, and all you are permitted to do, is feel.
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08-23-2012, 07:00 AM
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Forgettable
C5MiGuy is offline
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Fell off the first page, no overnight replies bump.
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08-23-2012, 11:52 AM
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Literotica Guru
Lily13 is offline
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Location: Garden State
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Great sense of humor is a plus (had me giggling). Don't worry, you'll find what you're looking for
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I believe in love, lust, sex and romance.
I don't want everything to add up to the perfect equation
I want a mess and chaos.
I want someone to go crazy out of his mind for me.
I wanna feel passion, heat and madness
I want it all
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08-24-2012, 01:03 AM
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Kiss Me Like You Mean It
Ellafun is offline
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I sure hope you have dozens of PMs waiting for you in the morning.
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ella  To ripoff Jessica Rabbit:
I'm not bad. I just write that way shhhh
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08-24-2012, 01:04 AM
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THE MFing Princess ;)
sereneone4u is offline
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Location: In a land, far far away, once upon a time
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I told him so. 
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http://kevan.org/johari?name=serene14u
Let me not pray to be sheltered from dangers,
but to be fearless in facing them.
Let me not beg for the stilling of my pain, but
for the heart to conquer it
Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark.
And I was seething, breathing deeply
Spitting sentry, horned and tailed
Waiting for you
It's hard for an educated woman to turn her head off. That's part of the joy of being a submissive. None of the decisions are yours. When you can't refuse anything and can't even move, those voices in your head go silent. All you can do, and all you are permitted to do, is feel.
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08-24-2012, 01:44 AM
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Literotica Guru
perkyT is offline
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Funny, well-written.
Do you show this humorous side of you when getting to know a woman in RL? Because the humor alone would make it a "win" first impression.
Good luck.
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08-24-2012, 01:59 AM
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Literotica Guru
sweetguava is offline
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Awh, this made me smile.
Good luck in your search
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But, I must ask, is it political correctness or political corruption?
S&G
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08-27-2012, 08:32 AM
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Forgettable
C5MiGuy is offline
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New week bumpzinga.
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08-27-2012, 08:46 AM
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Really Experienced
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Ahh like so many of the other ladies here, I have to say, this post really made me giggle x
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08-27-2012, 04:40 PM
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Just a mouse
LadyVer is offline
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Bump for a nice personal. Good luck!
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08-28-2012, 02:22 PM
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LOV'N THE LACE
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This self evaluation made me smile. Also made me feel a little sad that you have been alone all your life. I hope you find the perfect woman...not necessarily in looks, or intelligence, or in finance. I hope you find the perfect woman for you. Someone you compliment and someone that compliments you.
Someone that appreciates you not for the material things, but for the man. I'm sure she is out there, you just need to keep looking. Good luck...
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08-28-2012, 07:45 PM
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Virgin
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Loved your post, you sound like a wonderf person, with a sensitive side. I hope you have had some success here. I like to believe all stories have a happy ending; I'm a hopeless romantic. |
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08-29-2012, 04:26 PM
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Literotica Guru
Treasured is offline
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Bumping back to the top
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08-30-2012, 08:21 PM
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Horny 24/7
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Hoping you are getting some Pm's
was a nice change to some of the posts around here.
i wish you lots and lots of pms and luck!
here's a bump to keep you up top! |
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09-01-2012, 12:27 AM
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Virgin
Justnight is offline
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Still wishing you happily ever after |
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09-06-2012, 09:05 AM
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Really Really Experienced
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Location: Canada
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Some days I wish I wasn't married ;)
Nice chatting with you...Hope to find you online again soon!
To all the single ladies out there - this one is a catch  |
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09-08-2012, 10:05 PM
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Happy for skirt weather!
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Fabulous, well written ad! Believe it or not, you've already got an edge over whatever competition may be out there.
While I'm not necessarily the 'possibility' you're looking for, I notice that we are geographically close. If you'd be interested in getting together for coffee or a drink sometime I always enjoy meeting other litsters.
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. - Andy Rooney
My first story: Academy of Sexual Arts-Ava's Diary
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09-09-2012, 12:10 AM
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Experienced
DaddysSlutToy is offline
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Location: New England
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Wow, thank you for the great read. I am very far away from you and well...married...which makes me outside the realm of your possibility I am afraid, but I loved your honest and well written personal.
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09-09-2012, 12:13 AM
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deceitfully innocent
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GREAT guy ladies!! Someone needs to wise up and snatch him up!!
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"You can sleep with a blond, you can sleep with a brunette, but you will NEVER get any sleep with a red head!"
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09-09-2012, 01:17 PM
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Forgettable
C5MiGuy is offline
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Thanks for the positive reviews!
(ok this is really just a bump to counter Sanjay1960 and his spamming of the old personal ads.)
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09-09-2012, 01:42 PM
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Virgin
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Great personal! It was eye catching and extremely interesting. I hope you fine what you are looking for. good luck. |
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09-09-2012, 02:45 PM
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Really Experienced
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Your own plane!? 
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“If she's amazing, she won't be easy. If she's easy, she won't be amazing. If she's worth it, you wont give up. If you give up, you're not worthy. ... Truth is, everybody is going to hurt you; you just gotta find the ones worth suffering for.”
― Bob Marley
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09-15-2012, 02:41 PM
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Really Experienced
persephone82 is offline
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A bump for one of the loveliest, most wonderful men on lit.
Single ladies, this one is an absolute catch.
Oh, and he's pretty damn hot too!
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