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Old 08-07-2012, 04:23 PM   #26
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-31, Female - My supposed best friend fucked my boyfriend. I video-ed him begging me to take him back, telling me she was just a piece of crappy ass, and then us having crazy sex. I sent the videos to her and left them both.

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Old 08-07-2012, 04:26 PM   #27
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Old 08-07-2012, 04:31 PM   #28
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-57, Male - I am a high school English teacher. When I have to talk on the phone to the mother of one of my students for a parent/teacher conference, I jerk off. I pretend like we are having phone sex and the fantasy is that I have to chastise her about how bad her son or daughter is.

It makes me cum EVERY TIME.
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Old 08-07-2012, 04:44 PM   #29
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- 24, Female - I frequently fantasize about my childhood priest breaking his vows for me.
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Old 08-07-2012, 04:48 PM   #30
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Old 08-07-2012, 04:51 PM   #31
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Old 08-07-2012, 04:53 PM   #32
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Old 08-07-2012, 05:06 PM   #33
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- 24, Female - I frequently fantasize about my childhood priest breaking his vows for me.
Someone had a better looking priest than I ever did. My childhood priest smelled of bourbon ben gay and dirty ass.
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Old 08-07-2012, 05:08 PM   #34
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Someone had a better looking priest than I ever did. My childhood priest smelled of bourbon ben gay and dirty ass.
Ha, ha! That may not be the best strategy for bringing someone to the lord.
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Old 08-07-2012, 05:17 PM   #35
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- 44, Female - My friend got married and her husband bought them a really nice house. She threw a party and couldn't stop bragging about how much every thing cost. I was really drunk and got mad and pissed on her $2,000 rug when no one was in the room.

They blamed the dog.

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Old 08-07-2012, 05:49 PM   #36
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-51, Male - My best man set me up at my wedding. While I was in my hotel room waiting for my wife to finish dressing and doing her makeup, he smuggled in my ex girlfriend. I couldn't help myself, I fucked her.

Then I found out all the groomsmen were in on it. They all came into the room and she gave me a blow job while they watched and cheered. Kissing her was the last thing I did before walking down the aisle and kissing my wife.

That night when we were in bed I couldn't get it up. She was really sweet about it, telling me that it was okay, and that it happens to everyone from time to time. She didn't know it was because I had already cum twice that night, and frankly my ex is so much hotter than she is.
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Old 08-07-2012, 06:03 PM   #37
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Don't forget to send me some secrets. If you have already sent some in, that's fine. Send more.

You can PM me or you can send them directly to my email. Paulodom2012@gmail.com
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Old 08-07-2012, 06:08 PM   #38
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Absolutely love this thread!
's for coming up with such a great idea
Thankfully, my life is nowhere near this interesting, but I'll certainly enjoy reading these.
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Old 08-07-2012, 06:18 PM   #39
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Secret Suggestions

Suggestions for secrets to send in

1) Something that you did that no one else knows about.

2) Someone that you aren't supposed to be attracted to but are.

3) An embarrassing or taboo fantasy

4) A secret fetish

5) Anything else you can think of.


Several people have asked me if I will post pictures. I'm not sure if that will work or not. If you have one you are interested in posting, send it to my email and I will consider it.

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Old 08-07-2012, 06:35 PM   #40
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- 36, Female - Sometimes I have to sit through really boring meetings. As a reward for myself for being a good girl, after the meeting is over I go to the bathroom and masturbate.
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Old 08-07-2012, 06:44 PM   #41
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I love this idea! *Subscribed*

It's a lot like PostSecret.
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Old 08-07-2012, 06:44 PM   #42
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I like the idea of this thread, but something about it gives me the creeps.

I have found that if you truly want something to stay a secret, you keep it to yourself. Even if you tell someone you trust, there is no guarantee it will only stay with them.
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Old 08-07-2012, 06:47 PM   #43
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For what it's worth, Eden makes a good point. You have my word that I will not share your name or information other than what you ask me to post, but that is obviously not a guarantee.

You should be cautious what you share.

This is supposed to be fun, not cause anyone problems.
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Old 08-07-2012, 06:48 PM   #44
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For those that have subscribed, thank you!
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Old 08-07-2012, 06:49 PM   #45
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I love this idea! *Subscribed*

It's a lot like PostSecret.
I love PostSecret. Every Sunday I look.
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Old 08-07-2012, 06:50 PM   #46
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I just decided to migrate this Thread to The Playground. It was suggested to me by several people it would do better here.

Here is a fun game to play that I have seen on other threads:

Email me, or PM me a secret that you have never told anyone before. Include your sex and age if you want to. I will post it anonymously on this thread for every one to read, but no one will know who sent it in.

My email is paulodom2012@gmail.com

The more people send something in, the more fun it is.
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Old 08-07-2012, 06:50 PM   #47
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Post secret is a blast.

I admit, that's a big part of how this occurred to me.
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Old 08-07-2012, 06:51 PM   #48
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I'm from The southern US. Not from Sydney. Sorry.
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Old 08-07-2012, 06:52 PM   #49
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I'm from The southern US. Not from Sydney. Sorry.
In joke...never mind...
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