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Old 02-11-2016, 08:33 PM   #1
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Guys, please help. I need your advice.

There is this woman I've been fancying here on the General Board. She's incredibly sexy, and I can't stop thinking about her. The problem is....she doesn't even know I exist.

What can I do to garner her attention?
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Old 02-11-2016, 08:34 PM   #2
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tell us her name so we can hound her into seeing that you exist.
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Old 02-11-2016, 08:35 PM   #3
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There is this woman I've been fancying here on the General Board. She's incredibly sexy, and I can't stop thinking about her. The problem is....she doesn't even know I exist.

What can I do to garner her attention?
Have you tried being someone completely different?
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Old 02-11-2016, 08:38 PM   #4
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....she doesn't even know I exist.
Probably a good thing... for her.

Really!? Your infatuated with an online persona? Get a life? Get a real GF. Anything!
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One thing at least is certain--This Life flies:
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Old 02-11-2016, 08:47 PM   #5
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Here's a truly wacky out there sort of idea.

Without coming across as a total creeper or stalker, how about you pm her and introduce yourself? Tell her that you really enjoyed reading her posts and that they resonated with something inside of you. Then, you can even request that she write you back if she is so inclined.

And, if she doesn't reciprocate, move on.

I'm not quite sure why guys have a hang up about introducing themselves, saying something flattering but not creepy, and just being friendly. If a girl then behaves like a bitch, you can reevaluate your initial impressions of women until you begin to get it right.

Good luck.
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Old 02-11-2016, 08:49 PM   #6
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tell us her name so we can hound her into seeing that you exist.
No way. I need her to come to me.

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Have you tried being someone completely different?
You wouldn't be suggesting some kind of cross-dressing maneuver, would you?

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Probably a good thing... for her.

Really!? Your infatuated with an online persona? Get a life? Get a real GF. Anything!
Nice titties, brah.
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Old 02-11-2016, 08:51 PM   #7
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Why must she come to you?
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I let you see the parts of me that weren't all that pretty, and with every touch you fixed them.
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Old 02-11-2016, 08:53 PM   #8
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Here's a truly wacky out there sort of idea.

Without coming across as a total creeper or stalker, how about you pm her and introduce yourself? Tell her that you really enjoyed reading her posts and that they resonated with something inside of you. Then, you can even request that she write you back if she is so inclined.

And, if she doesn't reciprocate, move on.

I'm not quite sure why guys have a hang up about introducing themselves, saying something flattering but not creepy, and just being friendly. If a girl then behaves like a bitch, you can reevaluate your initial impressions of women until you begin to get it right.

Good luck.
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Would you mind penning up a witty, eloquent response for me to say? I'll just copy and paste it right on over to her.

My tongue is totally tied.

I can't think of anything on my own.
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Old 02-11-2016, 08:53 PM   #9
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Old 02-11-2016, 08:54 PM   #10
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Why must she come to you?
I like a lady that grovels.
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Old 02-11-2016, 08:54 PM   #11
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I know you exist.
Oh, polly!

Before I can confirm it's you, please show me your titties.
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Old 02-11-2016, 08:58 PM   #12
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Would you mind penning up a witty, eloquent response for me to say? I'll just copy and paste it right on over to her.

My tongue is totally tied.

I can't think of anything on my own.
Yes I would, because then she'd fall in love with me.

I gave you the bones of the email. You can do it.
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Old 02-11-2016, 08:58 PM   #13
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Oh, polly!

Before I can confirm it's you, please show me your titties.
Do cartoon princesses have "titties"?
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Old 02-11-2016, 09:00 PM   #14
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Oh, polly!

Before I can confirm it's you, please show me your titties.
They are around here somewhere.
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Old 02-11-2016, 09:01 PM   #15
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Do cartoon princesses have "titties"?
Boobies is my preferred term.
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Old 02-11-2016, 09:03 PM   #16
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There is this woman I've been fancying here on the General Board. She's incredibly sexy, and I can't stop thinking about her. The problem is....she doesn't even know I exist.

What can I do to garner her attention?
Have you shown her your penis? Chicks dig that.
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Old 02-11-2016, 09:04 PM   #17
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Yes I would, because then she'd fall in love with me.

I gave you the bones of the email. You can do it.
If she fell in love with you, that would be fine, too.

I could just sit off to the side and watch...


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Do cartoon princesses have "titties"?
If Hard_Rom has them, I'm pretty sure polly does too!

Hello, by the way, young lady.
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Old 02-11-2016, 09:04 PM   #18
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http://www.duskyswondersite.com/wp-c...-booby-two.jpg

Nice boobies!
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To grasp this sorry Scheme of Things entire,
Would not we shatter it to bits -- and then
Re-mould it nearer to the Heart's Desire!

A Book of Verses underneath the Bough,
A Jug of Wine, a Loaf of Bread, -- and Thou
Beside me singing in the Wilderness --
Oh, Wilderness were Paradise enow!

Oh threats of Hell and Hopes of Paradise!
One thing at least is certain--This Life flies:
One thing is certain and the rest is Lies;
The Flower that once is blown for ever dies.

Ah, make the most of what we may yet spend,
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Old 02-11-2016, 09:06 PM   #19
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They are around here somewhere.
Don't tease me, polly.

Just tell me where to go and I'll go grab the lube.



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Have you shown her your penis? Chicks dig that.
According to her profile, she likes them big and black.

Another obstacle.
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I like a lady that grovels.
*snort*

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Do cartoon princesses have "titties"?
Do they have other bits?
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Old 02-11-2016, 09:07 PM   #21
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*snort*



Do they have other bits?
I have all sorts of bits!
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Old 02-11-2016, 09:11 PM   #22
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Boobies is my preferred term.
Magical orbs?

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If Hard_Rom has them, I'm pretty sure polly does too!

Hello, by the way, young lady.
I don't think I want to know how you *know* Hard_Rom has them

And hello to you too, stranger.
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I don't think I want to know how you *know* Hard_Rom has them

And hello to you too, stranger.
I just clicked on his profile.

He's got a decorative set.

Anyway, enough about him. How is your world? Everything good? Are you happy for Peyton?
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Old 02-11-2016, 09:16 PM   #24
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Magical orbs?
Boobies are very magical.
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