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Old 06-30-2017, 03:25 PM   #1
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Happy Canada Day 150

150 years ago, a bunch of geezers got together in Charlottetown, Prince Edward Island and did a deal to build a railroad from coast to coast, with the Queen's permission.

The deal required many meetings with cigars, whiskey and hookers posing as portrait painters.

Nobody died except those who were bored to death.

And some abo's.

Most Canadians spend Canada Day Weekend at their cottage, drunk, in honour of our first Prime Minister, Sir Johnny Walker.

Hardrom and jimi will bicycle to the Legion.
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Old 06-30-2017, 03:27 PM   #2
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Canada 150 has been plugged in every ad break on the IPTV set up i've got. now i know why.

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Old 06-30-2017, 03:29 PM   #3
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Old 06-30-2017, 03:31 PM   #4
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Canada 150 has been plugged in every ad break on the IPTV set up i've got. now i know why.

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Such a lame commercial. Sorry.

Do they air the tourism ads?
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Old 06-30-2017, 03:36 PM   #5
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Such a lame commercial. Sorry.

Do they air the tourism ads?
they air all sorts of weird stuff, including ads for jet skis and home outlet places, ill pay more attention this week end.

this isnt from the IPTV, but the thread prompted me to look around.
http://nationalpost.com/g00/news/can...oogle.co.uk%2F
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There is a forgotten, nay almost forbidden word, which means more to me than any other.
That word is ENGLAND!!!!

PUTING THE ERROR INTO INTERNET tERRORism

http://www.seizetheday.org/music.cfm...D=1&trackID=11
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Old 06-30-2017, 09:13 PM   #6
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Happy Canada day Canada.

Of course, on the 24th Quebec stores were all closed with red wax by the language office, and on Canada day everyone open. Right?

Right, tabarnac.

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Old 06-30-2017, 09:23 PM   #7
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150 years ago, a bunch of geezers got together in Charlottetown, Prince Edward Island and did a deal to build a railroad from coast to coast, with the Queen's permission.

The deal required many meetings with cigars, whiskey and hookers posing as portrait painters.

Nobody died except those who were bored to death.

And some abo's.

Most Canadians spend Canada Day Weekend at their cottage, drunk, in honour of our first Prime Minister, Sir Johnny Walker.

Hardrom and jimi will bicycle to the Legion.
I am drunk
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Old 06-30-2017, 10:10 PM   #8
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Old 07-01-2017, 08:00 AM   #9
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Bicycle, yes. My usual 20+ Km. Starting in 10 minutes...

RCL? Not a hope!

Happy Canada 🇨🇦 Day, Lancie.
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Old 07-01-2017, 08:02 AM   #10
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Good day for all the hosers to be oot and aboot, eh?
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Good day for all the hosers to be oot and aboot, eh?
Lame.
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Old 07-01-2017, 09:20 AM   #12
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If luk puts his penis in a biological woman today and fertilizes her, they can call the baby Lukatmypoutine.
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Old 07-01-2017, 09:28 AM   #13
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No way. They're fornicating in Quebec?

The province so fits her anyway. They should keep her.
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Old 07-01-2017, 10:09 AM   #14
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Lame.
i would've gone with making fun of the way you weirdos say sorry, but it just makes me giggle too much.
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Old 07-01-2017, 03:01 PM   #16
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Trust me... our accent serves us well... particularly in Europe and Meso/South America.

Or how about this one... The Noo Yawk kid who got the SHIT-kicking of his life, when the Dutch guys in Amsterdam caught him with a Maple Leaf Flag on his backpack. Needless to say, the flag was removed, and presented to the next righteous Canadian traveller.

So mock all you want, but WE are the ones who are welcomed pretty much anywhere.

Lance and I have another trait in common, besides our citizenship... we don't take shit from anyone.

So sahhhry if I offended your sensitive Yank pride, EH?
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Old 07-01-2017, 03:13 PM   #17
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Celebrate today because tomorrow it will be minus 40. At least it will kill off the mosquito squadrons.
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Old 07-01-2017, 03:14 PM   #18
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If luk puts his penis in a biological woman today and fertilizes her, they can call the baby Lukatmypoutine.
Holy shit!
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Old 07-01-2017, 03:16 PM   #19
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150 years ago, a bunch of geezers got together in Charlottetown, Prince Edward Island and did a deal to build a railroad from coast to coast, with the Queen's permission.

The deal required many meetings with cigars, whiskey and hookers posing as portrait painters.

Nobody died except those who were bored to death.

And some abo's.

Most Canadians spend Canada Day Weekend at their cottage, drunk, in honour of our first Prime Minister, Sir Johnny Walker.

Hardrom and jimi will bicycle to the Legion.
That's a long way to bicycle. I'm sure Mr. Savage will be a gracious host.
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Old 07-01-2017, 03:19 PM   #20
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Celebrate today because tomorrow it will be minus 40. At least it will kill off the mosquito squadrons.
Thrope, you're pretty close, actually!

Did I just SAY that?
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That's a long way to bicycle. I'm sure Mr. Savage will be a gracious host.
Wrong "Legion". And only one of us drinks there. It ain't me.
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Old 07-01-2017, 03:25 PM   #22
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A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his
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"I got it for my wife, eh." answers Bob.

"Oh!" exclaims Doug, "Good trade."
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HAPPY CANADA DAY.

Always enjoyed the Canadian next door neighbors when we lived in Florida. They only came down a few times each year but came over to say hi and party.
And the many Canadians in motels all over Florida who got special winter rates cheaper than what I paid daily. Most had a grill, a large cooler, and free BBQ for all of the other guests. Often we weren't asked to eat and drink with them........ we were demanded!
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HAPPY CANADA DAY.

Always enjoyed the Canadian next door neighbors when we lived in Florida. They only came down a few times each year but came over to say hi and party.
And the many Canadians in motels all over Florida who got special winter rates cheaper than what I paid daily. Most had a grill, a large cooler, and free BBQ for all of the other guests. Often we weren't asked to eat and drink with them........ we were demanded!
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