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Old 06-27-2015, 10:15 AM   #1
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Texas Pastor Says He Will Set Himself On Fire In Protest Over Gay Marriage

Just two weeks ago, a Christian couple in Australia vowed to divorce if same-sex marriage is legalized in their country.

However, a former Baptist pastor from Texas, who is also against same-sex marriage, has taken it one step further - and beyond - by declaring that he will set himself on fire if the Supreme Court rules in favor of marriage equality.

Rick Scarborough, a Christian political activist, made the bold declaration during a conversation with right-wing minister and politician E.W. Jackson on the National Emergency Coalition Show, a podcast that is linked to the Staying True to America's National Destiny (STAND) group.

"We are not going to bow. We are not going to bend, and if necessary we will burn," Scarborough said during the podcast, though he did not explicitly state that he would self-immolate in protest of gay marriage, the Independent UK reported.

Scarborough was also quoted saying: "The preachers need to get out front, the leaders need to get out front, out front of these ordinary citizens and say, 'Shoot me first!'"

Scarborough also went on to claim that same-sex marriage comes from Satan. "We now have a race of humans that don't want to acknowledge that there's a God," he said, according to the New Civil Rights Movement.

Many anti-gay marriage activists have become more vocal on their opposition towards the stance, after Ireland legalized gay marriage by way of popular vote last month and it looks as if other countries might follow suit.
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Old 06-27-2015, 10:18 AM   #2
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Old 06-27-2015, 10:29 AM   #3
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Yeah, yeah. Interracial marriage was the debil too. Yadda yadda yadda. The end of times ... and shit.
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Old 06-27-2015, 10:43 AM   #4
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Old 06-27-2015, 10:54 AM   #5
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Well, at least he's not going back to burning homosexuals.
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Old 06-27-2015, 11:01 AM   #6
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So light 'im up, up, up
Light 'im up, up, up
Light 'im up, up, up

He's on fiyah!

My other favorites are the tweets where people are saying "I'm moving to Canada."

Nobody tell them, let them find out.
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Old 06-27-2015, 11:02 AM   #7
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i have some lighter fluid he can borrow if he needs it.
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Old 06-27-2015, 11:08 AM   #8
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Old 06-27-2015, 11:09 AM   #9
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So light 'im up, up, up
Light 'im up, up, up
Light 'im up, up, up

He's on fiyah!

My other favorites are the tweets where people are saying "I'm moving to Canada."

Nobody tell them, let them find out.
That Canada's boring?
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Old 06-27-2015, 11:10 AM   #10
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That Canada's boring?
That it has a maple syrup strategic reserve.
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Old 06-27-2015, 11:55 AM   #11
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we don't need no water let the motherfucker burn
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Old 06-27-2015, 12:00 PM   #12
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Old 06-27-2015, 12:11 PM   #13
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Old 06-27-2015, 12:16 PM   #14
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Old 06-27-2015, 12:23 PM   #15
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They'd better not bury him in consecrated ground. Suicide is a sin, after all, as I am sure he would be the first to tell others.
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Old 06-27-2015, 12:40 PM   #16
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I'll bring the chocolate bars, you bring the marshmallows and graham crackers.
This was my exact thought! Yummy.

Oh, and the douche bag burns. Yay.
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Old 06-27-2015, 12:58 PM   #18
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Teach a man to set himself on fire and avoid prison for the rest of your life.
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Old 06-27-2015, 01:05 PM   #19
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google really takes the fun out of this thread. stupid facts.
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Old 06-27-2015, 01:06 PM   #20
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Part of me will be sad a person can be blind enough to believe that this will solve anything.
Part of me will be glad this person and beliefs will be out of the gene pool.
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Old 06-27-2015, 01:16 PM   #21
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I hope he does it, in a building full of true believers, where the most ardent ones give him a big 'ol bear hug as he ignites the flame.
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Old 06-27-2015, 01:18 PM   #22
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I hope he does it, in a building full of true believers, where the most ardent ones give him a big 'ol bear hug as he ignites the flame.
i think you need to learn about the fire triangle, sir. all those bodies would most likely smother the flames by cutting them off from oxygen.

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Old 06-27-2015, 03:21 PM   #23
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