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Old 09-21-2014, 11:15 AM   #1
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The GB BadAzz Hall of Flame

Of course, evesdream would be the very most obvious, initial inductee if this Hall was just about gorgeously delicious-looking - bad - azzes...

...but, no, this Hall is all about the GB posters who aren't shy about pronouncing how tough they deem themselves to be online; usually by threatening physical confrontation with another poster, sometimes by just out-of-the-blue announcing how badazz they imagine themselves to be.

My nominations:

Frizzle Fried: just a few years now since still living with his daddy, this white Texas trailer trash has morphed into the incredible Botany Boy, a self-proclaimed, world-respected, pot-growing genius who now rules a wannabe kingdom by wannabe weaponized force in some mythical utopia in present-day California. Forget, though, about his infamous wannabe threats against "Mexicans" and "hajis" who might dare (in his mind) to invade his utopian, wannabe space; it's his persistent infatuation with grabbing a physical piece of The Vetteman's azz that zings him with a bullet to the top of this chart...

...which is wholly hilarious when you actually think about it: a bozo who boasts about being so disabled that the rest of his life American taxpayers will be financing his nickel-bag life, constantly daring a poster almost old enough to be his grandfather to meet-up somewhere - anywhere, please! - just so he can try to measure-up against something - anything, please! - other than the thimble-sized ruler he's been stuck with all his life.

dungslinger: a few GBers may know him as cowslinger, most no doubt don't know of him at all. But he definitely considers himself a badazz and isn't shy at all about challenging other posters to meat-up so he can prove it to them. Perhaps the fact that he only likes to challenge GBers with penises provides the true causation.

toubab: in reality, so drab that he merits not even a thought of a nick at all, in GB life the poor, little finger-in-the-winder almost has no other choice than to proclaim himself immensely tougher than he portrays himself here. I mean, the poor little bozo fled from the GB in abject rejection at one time, and then returned claiming he was pulled back in. Poor little putz...

...if he and dungslinger aren't alts, then they're definitely twin little brothers.

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: goes without even saying, really, but the pvssy-whupped homeboy has a hard time letting a post of his pass without reminding all that he sees himself sitting atop some mythical mountain of jujitsuism from which, at any time, he may descend and ninjaly extinguish the very lives of any of us mere mortals - without us even realizing it! He might be actually scary, in a very comic book sort of way...

...but you can smell his Hai Karate a mile away.

Last, and as usual, least...

Rubsdownsouth: perpetually and hopelessly awaiting someone - anyone - to accept his endless challenges and meet him at Ed's Discount Doughnut Shop in east Houston to settle fabricated scores, poor wittle rub can only sate himself by just as endlessly posting about how much he weighs now and what his waist size is - which are no doubt mightier offerings than anything pertinent he's ever had to offer.

Please feel free to nominate your own choices for The GB BadAzz Hall of Flame...

...and maybe someday this effort will prove to be as American Idol-successful as Ryan Scabcrest's GB Hall of Lame.

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Old 09-21-2014, 11:17 AM   #2
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You're still pissed at the thread I started linking all of your failed threads together in one spot...



... freakin' hilarious.
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Old 09-21-2014, 11:18 AM   #3
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Another list I didn't make.
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Old 09-21-2014, 11:18 AM   #4
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Another list I didn't make.
You need to make more threats, toots.
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Old 09-21-2014, 11:23 AM   #5
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I know of a poster who thinks himself such a badass that he voluntarily removed himself from society...

...for our protection.


I nominate him.
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Old 09-21-2014, 11:24 AM   #6
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Why is LovingTongue not on this list?
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Old 09-21-2014, 11:24 AM   #7
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You need to make more threats, toots.
Cowslinger seems a little thick. You may have missed on that one.
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Old 09-21-2014, 11:26 AM   #8
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You wish.
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Old 09-21-2014, 11:26 AM   #9
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Why is LovingTongue not on this list?
Thanks to iggy, he's all but disappeared...
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Old 09-21-2014, 11:28 AM   #10
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Why is LovingTongue not on this list?
Is that the guy that must have taken an epic beat-down by a woman?
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Old 09-21-2014, 11:30 AM   #11
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You wish.
I can quote his own words on the matter.

Assuming he hasn't gone back to edit them.
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Is that the guy that must have taken an epic beat-down by a woman?
11-year old girl...
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Old 09-21-2014, 11:30 AM   #13
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Why is LovingTongue not on this list?
Because I'm not a mothbally nostalgic and crusty old, old-timer like yourself?

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Old 09-21-2014, 11:31 AM   #14
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The first peak out of the closet...



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Old 09-21-2014, 11:34 AM   #16
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I can quote his own words on the matter.

Assuming he hasn't gone back to edit them.
Or, you could just start your own thread...

...about how - in your own words - you get off when a woman gives you consent to beat and bruise her?
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eyer, you have more in common with LT than anyone on this list of people you do not like...
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Old 09-21-2014, 11:39 AM   #18
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Hey, I made a list!

Oh, it's just Eeyore Teh Grace-less, trying to settle yet another score.
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Old 09-21-2014, 11:41 AM   #19
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BoobDownSouth finally got his nomination!

Time to pop the cork!

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Old 09-21-2014, 11:44 AM   #20
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BoobDownSouth finally got his nomination!

Time to pop the cork!

The Chief is always thinkin' of me....and everyone notices....
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Old 09-21-2014, 11:47 AM   #21
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Because I'm not a mothbally nostalgic and crusty old, old-timer like yourself?

Ah okay, so this is a personal butthurt thread - not an actual Hall of Anything list.

Sorry!

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Or, you could just start your own thread...

...about how - in your own words - you get off when a woman gives you consent to beat and bruise her?

I thought to start a thread about internet badasses, but, lo, this one was available. So, I thought to nominate a founding member.

I neglected to mention that said internet badass doesn't believe that women can give consent when it comes to their own bodies...

Makes for a stronger case for inclusion, don't you think?
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Old 09-21-2014, 11:49 AM   #23
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Ah okay, so this is a personal butthurt thread - not an actual Hall of Anything list.

Sorry!

Ayup. Eeyore Teh Grace-less is settlin' scores once again. The fvcker does this every 28 days or so.
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Ah okay, so this is a personal butthurt thread - not an actual Hall of Anything list.

Sorry!

Indeed...



Butt hey, I love making a list.

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Old 09-21-2014, 11:49 AM   #25
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No other nominations?

C'mon, folks...

...here, let me offer another GBer:

Queersalli...

...obviously a bozo who has volunteered to play Santa Claus at Boy's Town in Acuna for the past 63 years can hardly be labeled a literal Badazz, but it is a Hall of Flame after all.
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