Old 07-20-2011, 05:31 PM   #1
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Old 07-20-2011, 05:42 PM   #2
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Old 07-20-2011, 07:30 PM   #3
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Oh Boy Howdy!

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My boobs are crossed, even.
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Old 07-20-2011, 07:45 PM   #4
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Old 07-20-2011, 07:53 PM   #5
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Old 07-20-2011, 08:13 PM   #6
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Whaaaaattttt? Why am I always the last to find these things out?
He was trying to be cryptic.

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Old 07-20-2011, 08:25 PM   #7
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Old 07-20-2011, 09:41 PM   #8
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Wifi finally arrives in Bert's outhouse...
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Old 07-20-2011, 09:49 PM   #9
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Old 07-20-2011, 10:14 PM   #10
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Mrs. Bert is having a baby? Awwwhhh! I am such a goddamn sucker for this stuff. Keep us updated.
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Old 07-21-2011, 12:26 PM   #11
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Bert passed out. No other word yet.
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Old 07-21-2011, 12:42 PM   #13
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Congrats on the addition to the Bert Family.
Here's hoping your more "ready" than "not"
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Old 07-21-2011, 05:11 PM   #14
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Happy thoughts and prayers for both the ladies and the doctors.

I suppose the longer she waits the better but, one worries here...
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Old 07-21-2011, 09:16 PM   #15
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What weighs 4.5 pounds and is 6 hours old?
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Old 07-21-2011, 09:19 PM   #16
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wow awesome! Baby or grandbaby?
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Old 07-21-2011, 09:20 PM   #17
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Don't you mean "babysit"? ....or is this a new episode of Dateline?
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Old 07-22-2011, 02:03 AM   #18
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What weighs 4.5 pounds and is 6 hours old?
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Old 07-22-2011, 03:05 AM   #20
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Old 07-22-2011, 03:16 AM   #21
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Congrats!

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Old 07-22-2011, 05:23 PM   #22
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She is the acorn from the oak of my acorn.
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Old 07-22-2011, 05:28 PM   #23
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She is the acorn from the oak of my acorn.
18 inches of pink goodness.
Congrats grandpa, now spoil her rotten.
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Old 07-22-2011, 06:58 PM   #24
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Old 07-22-2011, 11:36 PM   #25
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She's not telling.
Breathing.
Breathing is the order of the day.
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Solitary confinement.
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