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03-31-2013, 12:22 AM
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Bird Flipper
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Life is messy
Seems like I'm always running here and there cleaning up piles of shit. It should be wash and wear. Get up, shuffle off to business, or whatever. Have a nice lunch- maybe a croisant. Drinks before dinner, dinner drinks, then after dinner drinks. Hot, wet sex 'til exhaustion sets in. Repeat. Oh, and my microwave oven blew up. Funny, I don't even cook in it anymore. I use it to warm plates. I hate cold plates.
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03-31-2013, 06:57 PM
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Bird Flipper
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I can now microwave plates again while I step around piles of poop.
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03-31-2013, 07:00 PM
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..I Ain't Got NO WORRIES.
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preech on lol
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03-31-2013, 07:01 PM
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Stroppy Fecker
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ms_ann_thrope
I can now microwave plates again while I step around piles of poop.
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After wet sex? |
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03-31-2013, 07:06 PM
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Virgin
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Yes, it can be...
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03-31-2013, 07:10 PM
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Bird Flipper
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Originally Posted by fluffPE
After wet sex?
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There's dry sex? |
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03-31-2013, 07:13 PM
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Virgin
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Originally Posted by ms_ann_thrope
There's dry sex?
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...Dry sex is a sexual practice of people having sexual intercourse with the woman not having vaginal lubrication. Vaginal lubrication can be removed by using herbal aphrodisiacs, household detergents, antiseptics, by wiping out the vagina, or by placing leaves in the vagina...
Removing or preventing vaginal lubrication through practices associated with dry sex increase friction during intercourse, which may be perceived as increased vaginal tightness, and enhanced sexual pleasure for the male partner...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dry_sex |
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03-31-2013, 07:17 PM
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Bird Flipper
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Originally Posted by Santa__Claus
...Dry sex is a sexual practice of people having sexual intercourse with the woman not having vaginal lubrication. Vaginal lubrication can be removed by using herbal aphrodisiacs, household detergents, antiseptics, by wiping out the vagina, or by placing leaves in the vagina...
Removing or preventing vaginal lubrication through practices associated with dry sex increase friction during intercourse, which may be perceived as increased vaginal tightness, and enhanced sexual pleasure for the male partner...
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03-31-2013, 07:25 PM
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..I Ain't Got NO WORRIES.
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Yes, it can be...
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wtf...*PUKES*
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03-31-2013, 07:26 PM
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Bunny Honey
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Dry sex sounds painful for the guy, how could that enhance pleasure?
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03-31-2013, 07:46 PM
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worship me
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it sounds painful for everyone involved. seriously, household detergents? on your junk? god, just thinking about it is giving me a rash.
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03-31-2013, 07:48 PM
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Stroppy Fecker
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There's dry sex?
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The poop thing. You do that after? It was MY question.
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03-31-2013, 07:49 PM
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Stroppy Fecker
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Originally Posted by lovetoread
Dry sex sounds painful for the guy, how could that enhance pleasure?
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It can't. |
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03-31-2013, 08:23 PM
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Bird Flipper
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The poop thing. You do that after? It was MY question.
This thread has gone south...
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It's a metaphor. I don't poop. |
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03-31-2013, 08:28 PM
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Bunny Honey
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Keep the leaves away from my cooter, kthnx.
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03-31-2013, 08:51 PM
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chillin
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Oh, and my microwave oven blew up. Funny, I don't even cook in it anymore. I use it to warm plates. I hate cold plates.
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Is this a metaphor?
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03-31-2013, 09:11 PM
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Bird Flipper
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Is this a metaphor?
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Figuratively speaking. The plate part is documented. |
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03-31-2013, 09:27 PM
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It's A Mad, Mad, World
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Eat, Shit, Fuck... Yeah that is pretty much the essence of human existence.
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03-31-2013, 09:32 PM
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Bird Flipper
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Eat, Shit, Fuck... Yeah that is pretty much the essence of human existence.
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A philosopher... |
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04-01-2013, 11:46 AM
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Really Experienced
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Most random thread ever haha......... not liking sound of dry sex or of that mess  as for the OP no idea xx |
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04-01-2013, 05:53 PM
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Bird Flipper
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Most random thread ever haha......... not liking sound of dry sex or of that mess as for the OP no idea xx |
There's dry hump or how to have sex on a camel. |
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04-01-2013, 11:03 PM
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Literotica Guru
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I want to reply in this thread, but I have no idea what to say. Just no idea.
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04-01-2013, 11:05 PM
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Bird Flipper
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I want to reply in this thread, but I have no idea what to say. Just no idea.
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I'm tickled pink. |
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04-01-2013, 11:06 PM
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Uni-sexual
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Well I keep forgetting what the thread is about so I start to read it until I see the bleeding, gross, V-ja-ja. What is up with that?
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04-01-2013, 11:07 PM
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Literotica Guru
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I'm tickled pink.
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because I don't know what to say, or just in general?
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