28 M and my fuckin' butt itches yo...

[BotanyBoy]

I washed with soap and everything!!!

So I'm looking for a really nice girl...she's gotta be classy as hell too.

[BotanyBoy]

No sense of humor.....christ this forum is always dull as fuck.

[Edensgarden]

I'm sorry....but have we met before? You seem very familiar for some reason.

Have you ever been to my Bikini Bottom? I seem to remember you hanging out there with a squirrel trying to get a nut off. It was soaking wet at the time and you offered me a sponge to bob around on. You were excited by the size of my joint and when your munchies kicked in I was more than happy to stay open.

Yes, that was you as I never forget a face.....or a spatula.

[Scentofawoman]

Originally Posted by Edensgarden

I'm sorry....but have we met before? You seem very familiar for some reason.

Have you ever been to my Bikini Bottom? I seem to remember you hanging out there with a squirrel trying to get a nut off. It was soaking wet at the time and you offered me a sponge to bob around on. You were excited by the size of my joint and when your munchies kicked in I was more than happy to stay open.

Yes, that was you as I never forget a face.....or a spatula.

Lol! That was clever!

[BotanyBoy]

Originally Posted by Edensgarden

I'm sorry....but have we met before? You seem very familiar for some reason.

Have you ever been to my Bikini Bottom? I seem to remember you hanging out there with a squirrel trying to get a nut off. It was soaking wet at the time and you offered me a sponge to bob around on. You were excited by the size of my joint and when your munchies kicked in I was more than happy to stay open.

Yes, that was you as I never forget a face.....or a spatula.

*swoon*

You know all the right things to say....and we have exchanged words.


I do love your Bikini Bottom, but it's the secret Garden of Eden that I want. I am a botanist after all and I think with plenty of attention to details, adoration and love the finest fruits ever known could be cultivated there.

[Edensgarden]

Originally Posted by BotanyBoy

*swoon*

You know all the right things to say....and we have exchanged words.


I do love your Bikini Bottom, but it's the secret Garden of Eden that I want. I am a botanist after all and I think with plenty of attention to details, adoration and love the finest fruits ever known could be cultivated there.

I was aware you are a Botanist and that's one reason my garden is so drawn to you. Just thinking of your hands in my lush area is enough to make my petals open up.

I have one bud that could use the attention to detail you possess. It occasionally wilts and needs to be brought back to life. With the right touch, it grows and almost doubles in size, welcoming a stamen or the occasional pistil.

I have always been a sucker for a man's hands. Your Spock hands look quite pleasurable. I think we should model a toy after them and name it The Vulcanizer....Guaranteed to make you smile.

[BotanyBoy]

Originally Posted by Edensgarden

I was aware you are a Botanist and that's one reason my garden is so drawn to you. Just thinking of your hands in my lush area is enough to make my petals open up.

I have one bud that could use the attention to detail you possess. It occasionally wilts and needs to be brought back to life. With the right touch, it grows and almost doubles in size, welcoming a stamen or the occasional pistil.

I have always been a sucker for a man's hands. Your Spock hands look quite pleasurable. I think we should model a toy after them and name it The Vulcanizer....Guaranteed to make you smile.

Open your petals, allow me to apply myself and you will find your bud to be quite large and sticky in the end, delicious as well....one of my personal favorites.

Stamens and pistil's hua? Sounds like the kind of bud that would rattle my anthers ....

Oh I made one, it's a prototype I was going to call it the "Vulcan Vajazzler" it's the ONLY logical choice.

[NeonKnickers]

Two things:

...my brain can't not (you follow?) read the topic in Jessie Pinkman's voice...

...you two are really entertaining. Thanks for being cute and not boring.

[BotanyBoy]

Originally Posted by NeonKnickers

Two things:

...my brain can't not (you follow?) read the topic in Jessie Pinkman's voice...

...you two are really entertaining. Thanks for being cute and not boring.

Hehehe ty love

[Edensgarden]

Dear BotanyBoy,

I have been on a high since your first response. I thought we could meet for Happy Hour today, say around 4:20? I'll be at Hemphills on Quarter Ave. sitting at the bar.

Since we have discussed your possible presence in my garden, I thought you could bring a sample of your botanical handiwork. Maybe an aromatic bud or two? I am not opposed to plants that grow hydroponically and have a grow tent set up in the back corner of my garden. The tent helps in keeping out the skunks and weeds.

If it seems you will be a good fit for my joint, perhaps we can proceed further by taking you on a tour. My landscaping has been recently trimmed by a friend, but the garden could still use the attention to detail you claim to possess. Possible fertilization may be required.

How to recognize me? I'll be the one wearing a smoking hot outfit and drinking a Bud Light. On a final note, if by chance you have the munchies, they do serve an amazing pot pie.

Hope you can cum!

Edensgarden

[BotanyBoy]

Originally Posted by Edensgarden

Dear BotanyBoy,

I have been on a high since your first response. I thought we could meet for Happy Hour today, say around 4:20? I'll be at Hemphills on Quarter Ave. sitting at the bar.

Since we have discussed your possible presence in my garden, I thought you could bring a sample of your botanical handiwork. Maybe an aromatic bud or two? I am not opposed to plants that grow hydroponically and have a grow tent set up in the back corner of my garden. The tent helps in keeping out the skunks and weeds.

If it seems you will be a good fit for my joint, perhaps we can proceed further by taking you on a tour. My landscaping has been recently trimmed by a friend, but the garden could still use the attention to detail you claim to possess. Possible fertilization may be required.

How to recognize me? I'll be the one wearing a smoking hot outfit and drinking a Bud Light. On a final note, if by chance you have the munchies, they do serve an amazing pot pie.

Hope you can cum!

Edensgarden

Oh Eden I do enjoy your garden....it's been very well maintained, I would do nothing beyond teasing a few things here and there to get some excitement going. If fertilization is needed again on that particularly exotic flower of yours let me know, sometimes they can be a bit tricky to get properly seeded and can require multiple sessions. Sometimes they take just fine but you can't tell for weeks or even months depending on their light cycle/time of year. So just to be sure it would be a good idea if we make it a regular habit until there is confirmation.

I hope you enjoyed the super sour diesel flowers to relax with after all the hard, dirty, sweaty, gardening we did. Look forward to another meeting sometime soon!!

[Edensgarden]

Originally Posted by BotanyBoy

Oh Eden I do enjoy your garden....it's been very well maintained, I would do nothing beyond teasing a few things here and there to get some excitement going. If fertilization is needed again on that particularly exotic flower of yours let me know, sometimes they can be a bit tricky to get properly seeded and can require multiple sessions. Sometimes they take just fine but you can't tell for weeks or even months depending on their light cycle/time of year. So just to be sure it would be a good idea if we make it a regular habit until there is confirmation.

I hope you enjoyed the super sour diesel flowers to relax with after all the hard, dirty, sweaty, gardening we did. Look forward to another meeting sometime soon!!

BotanyBoy,

I am a huge diesel fan and found the flowers quite enjoyable. Every time I inhale I am overtaken by their powers. I find any sexual inhibitions that I may have are removed and my garden comes to life.

I agree, we should make fertilization a regular habit. I will keep the soil moist at all times but consider it your job to shower me regularly.

I look forward to our next happy hour as well.