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07-19-2012, 01:19 AM
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queen latifah and blowfish you are some weird people.
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07-19-2012, 01:20 AM
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queen latifah and blowfish you are some weird people.
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Welcome to the jungle.
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07-19-2012, 01:28 AM
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Originally Posted by blobfish
Welcome to the jungle.
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Well, more like the Puritan's Plymouth Rock, in my case, just not as friendly.
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"There was a crack in her soul." ~ Mike Yates
"no, it's a chatboard, but i don't think you got what she was saying anyway." ~ pointless
"and the headstones climbed up the hill"
It's Heisey, Honey!
"Yes, it's true you're a good woman but then again, you may be the anti-christ"
"I think you make a fairly perfect storm when you want."
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07-19-2012, 01:30 AM
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Well, more like the Puritan's Plymouth Rock, in my case, just not as friendly.
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I have no idea what any of this means.
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07-19-2012, 01:39 AM
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Inane converstion. Where did Skye go?
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07-19-2012, 01:39 AM
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I have no idea what any of this means.
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Don't worry, it's recapped in 8th grade.
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"There was a crack in her soul." ~ Mike Yates
"no, it's a chatboard, but i don't think you got what she was saying anyway." ~ pointless
"and the headstones climbed up the hill"
It's Heisey, Honey!
"Yes, it's true you're a good woman but then again, you may be the anti-christ"
"I think you make a fairly perfect storm when you want."
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07-19-2012, 01:39 AM
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Inane converstion. Where did Skye go?
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She left to not have sex with you.
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07-19-2012, 01:42 AM
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She left to not have sex with you.
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Okay, that was marginally funny.
You're growing on me and I feel a trip to my dramatologist may be essential.
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"There was a crack in her soul." ~ Mike Yates
"no, it's a chatboard, but i don't think you got what she was saying anyway." ~ pointless
"and the headstones climbed up the hill"
It's Heisey, Honey!
"Yes, it's true you're a good woman but then again, you may be the anti-christ"
"I think you make a fairly perfect storm when you want."
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07-19-2012, 01:45 AM
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Okay, that was marginally funny.
You're growing on me and I feel a trip to my dramatologist may be essential.
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I tend to grow on people. All it takes is a handshake. The doctors can't fix it.
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07-19-2012, 01:50 AM
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I tend to grow on people. All it takes is a handshake. The doctors can't fix it.
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Touch me and die, Mother Fucker.
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"There was a crack in her soul." ~ Mike Yates
"no, it's a chatboard, but i don't think you got what she was saying anyway." ~ pointless
"and the headstones climbed up the hill"
It's Heisey, Honey!
"Yes, it's true you're a good woman but then again, you may be the anti-christ"
"I think you make a fairly perfect storm when you want."
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07-19-2012, 01:51 AM
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Touch me and die, Mother Fucker.
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Wait until you find out where I touched you! On the vagina.
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07-19-2012, 01:56 AM
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Wait until you find out where I touched you! On the vagina.
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Geezus, no wonder Amurica is falling.
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"There was a crack in her soul." ~ Mike Yates
"no, it's a chatboard, but i don't think you got what she was saying anyway." ~ pointless
"and the headstones climbed up the hill"
It's Heisey, Honey!
"Yes, it's true you're a good woman but then again, you may be the anti-christ"
"I think you make a fairly perfect storm when you want."
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07-19-2012, 01:57 AM
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Geezus, no wonder Amurica is falling.
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I've touched a lot of pink slips. Some with permission.
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07-19-2012, 01:59 AM
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I've touched a lot of pink slips. Some with permission.
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How sad for you.
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"There was a crack in her soul." ~ Mike Yates
"no, it's a chatboard, but i don't think you got what she was saying anyway." ~ pointless
"and the headstones climbed up the hill"
It's Heisey, Honey!
"Yes, it's true you're a good woman but then again, you may be the anti-christ"
"I think you make a fairly perfect storm when you want."
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07-19-2012, 02:13 AM
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Hello dear Literotica community. I have a question for you. In the old days I think we could do polls on here. It's like a poll question.
Stats show that between 70 and 80 percent of divorces are initiated by women. My question is this: WHY? Are women mistreated in marriage to this degree? Or are women simply irrational creatures who bore easily?
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I think you need more information before you can begin to come up with some theories.
A break down of the age groups involved, length of time married, blah blah. |
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07-19-2012, 02:14 AM
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How sad for you.
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I kinda liked it. I put my dicky in a few, with permission.
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07-19-2012, 02:18 AM
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I kinda liked it. I put my dicky in a few, with permission.
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So you took advantage of people who where losing their jobs by fucking them with the promise that they would retain their income?
Not buying it.
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"There was a crack in her soul." ~ Mike Yates
"no, it's a chatboard, but i don't think you got what she was saying anyway." ~ pointless
"and the headstones climbed up the hill"
It's Heisey, Honey!
"Yes, it's true you're a good woman but then again, you may be the anti-christ"
"I think you make a fairly perfect storm when you want."
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07-19-2012, 02:20 AM
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So you took advantage of people who where losing their jobs by fucking them with the promise that they would retain their income?
Not buying it.
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Yeah, but that has nothing to do with what I'm talking about.
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07-19-2012, 02:22 AM
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Yeah, but that has nothing to do with what I'm talking about.
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D'oH, you meant pink slips as in underpinnings.
Yeah, no, I'm not the confused one here.
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"There was a crack in her soul." ~ Mike Yates
"no, it's a chatboard, but i don't think you got what she was saying anyway." ~ pointless
"and the headstones climbed up the hill"
It's Heisey, Honey!
"Yes, it's true you're a good woman but then again, you may be the anti-christ"
"I think you make a fairly perfect storm when you want."
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07-19-2012, 02:22 AM
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D'oH, you meant pink slips as in underpinnings.
Yeah, no, I'm not the confused one here.
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No, I meant pink slips like girly junk! You know, the hole they pee from.
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07-19-2012, 02:24 AM
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No, I meant pink slips like girly junk! You know, the hole they pee from.
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Just call it meat curtains like the rest of the school boys.
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"There was a crack in her soul." ~ Mike Yates
"no, it's a chatboard, but i don't think you got what she was saying anyway." ~ pointless
"and the headstones climbed up the hill"
It's Heisey, Honey!
"Yes, it's true you're a good woman but then again, you may be the anti-christ"
"I think you make a fairly perfect storm when you want."
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07-19-2012, 02:25 AM
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Just call it meat curtains like the rest of the school boys.
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That's dumb.
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07-19-2012, 02:29 AM
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That's dumb.
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That's me, just a stupid girl.
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"There was a crack in her soul." ~ Mike Yates
"no, it's a chatboard, but i don't think you got what she was saying anyway." ~ pointless
"and the headstones climbed up the hill"
It's Heisey, Honey!
"Yes, it's true you're a good woman but then again, you may be the anti-christ"
"I think you make a fairly perfect storm when you want."
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07-19-2012, 02:30 AM
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That's me, just a stupid girl.
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Yeah. Fate sucks sometimes.
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07-19-2012, 02:57 AM
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A human body is a magnificent thing. If you stop and think about it the human body is spectacular. A woman is a work of art.
Women rpresent everything America loves. They are underdogs, they havent fucked up yet. I havent' seen a female dicator.
Women not having a dick don't wrry about legacies or conquest. This doent hinder there move to do what is right, this is why they make great parents!
i don't know there's more but i'm late & i'm tired!
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