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Old 07-09-2012, 12:16 PM   #1
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Brother-in-law

My sister and brother-in-law just moved in with me. I won't act on any of this, but I'd like to hear if anyone else has had a similar situation! He is lazy as hell, he doesn't work. He wears ancient stained Night Rider pajamas and smells like cheap scotch and stale cigars. In the mornings I fantasize about tying him to the front bumper of my car and running into a telephone pole, I masturbate to that thought before getting out of bed...

Am I a bad person for having this fantasy.
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Old 07-09-2012, 12:46 PM   #2
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Am I a bad person for having this fantasy.
No.......
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Old 07-09-2012, 12:52 PM   #3
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Ya know, I get hawt off of that fantasy too.
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Old 07-09-2012, 12:53 PM   #4
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Old 07-09-2012, 12:54 PM   #5
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It's 'Knight Rider'.
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Old 07-09-2012, 12:55 PM   #6
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Ah, you're rational.

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Old 07-09-2012, 12:58 PM   #7
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It's 'Knight Rider'.
Parrots -- it!

Phonetic knee, cha cha.
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Old 07-09-2012, 12:59 PM   #8
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It's 'Knight Rider'.
Damn you're right. No points for creative spelling. *sigh*
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Old 07-09-2012, 01:00 PM   #9
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Phonetic knee, cha cha.
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Old 07-09-2012, 01:03 PM   #10
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Damn you're right. No points for creative spelling. *sigh*
I apologize for expecting more.
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Old 07-09-2012, 01:07 PM   #11
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I'm the one who should apologize, unlike some people, I wasn't a fan of the show.
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Old 07-09-2012, 01:09 PM   #12
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All in all it could be as worse as you having similar thoughts for your own sister
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Old 07-09-2012, 01:11 PM   #13
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I'm the one who should apologize, unlike some people, I wasn't a fan of the show.
It was a talking car...How could you not like this???

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Old 07-09-2012, 01:12 PM   #14
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I don't hate my sister. So there's that.
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Old 07-09-2012, 01:13 PM   #15
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It was a talking car...How could you not like this???
And the Hoff... How could you not like this? Wait.... Never mind.
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Old 07-09-2012, 01:16 PM   #16
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It was a talking car...How could you not like this???
One reason, I've always hated Hasenpfeffer.
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Old 07-09-2012, 01:16 PM   #17
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I don't hate my sister. So there's that.
Acknowledged.

Yet, if it wasn't for her this loathsome individual would not be in your house in the first place.
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Old 07-09-2012, 01:20 PM   #18
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Acknowledged.

Yet, if it wasn't for her this loathsome individual would not be in your house in the first place.
You don't like my sister, do you?
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Old 07-09-2012, 01:22 PM   #19
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You don't like my sister, do you?
Don't particularly dislike her, no, I was just being logical for you. Is she a good shag?
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Old 07-09-2012, 01:26 PM   #20
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Since I'd never shag her, you'd have to find out yourself. Are you employed?
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Old 07-09-2012, 01:30 PM   #21
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Since I'd never shag her, you'd have to find out yourself. Are you employed?
LOL

What's that got to do with anything? I am self-employed
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Old 07-09-2012, 01:35 PM   #22
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Considering the current issues with the BIL, I'll put in the good word for you.
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Old 07-09-2012, 06:45 PM   #23
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Considering the current issues with the BIL, I'll put in the good word for you.
I'm flattered
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Old 07-09-2012, 07:15 PM   #24
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You only say that because you haven't met my sister.
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Old 07-09-2012, 07:16 PM   #25
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You only say that because you haven't met my sister.
Is this some kind of wicked trap?
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