Old 05-12-2016, 08:48 AM   #1
UnderYourSpell
Gerund Whore
 
UnderYourSpell's Avatar
 
UnderYourSpell is offline
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
Posts: 13,995
National Limerick Day

Yes it caught me on the hop too and there are loads of challenges going on, but if you have a favourite Limerick or one you've written yourself please post it here. No rush, no time limit, just a bit of fun.
__________________

Blessed are the cracked for it is they that let in the light
They say a smile is a gift which is free to the giver and precious to the recipient.
But giving the finger is free, too, and I find it more personal and sincere.
If at first you don't succeed....skydiving is not for you ....
If you don't pay your exorcist .... do you get repossessed?
I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course I decide to change my mind.
....But I, being poor, have only my dreams, I have spread my dreams under your feet,Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.......
Nil Caborundum illigitimi
Sestina slut
Annie submits
  Reply With Quote

Old 05-13-2016, 02:37 PM   #2
WillOtheWisp
Experienced
 
WillOtheWisp is offline
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: Chicago
Posts: 45
Literotican poets write
their herds of words all day and night.
For the cost of some comments
you can pet all the sonnets
but be careful; some poems bite.

Last edited by WillOtheWisp : 05-13-2016 at 02:59 PM.
  Reply With Quote

Old 05-15-2016, 08:22 AM   #3
butters
flexing wings, pre-flight
 
butters's Avatar
 
butters is offline
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: London UK
Posts: 59,173
i misplaced my poor poetry head
well i looked but it's not in the bed
i'm wurzel without it
can only write this shit
which ain't worth a dime when all's said
__________________
poetry submissions


What strange machinery lies between her ears
HarryHill


'tender hearted...
  Reply With Quote

Old 05-15-2016, 11:43 PM   #4
Tzara
Blasé
 
Tzara's Avatar
 
Tzara is offline
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Left Coast
Posts: 6,533
I want her to breathe much more freely,
Like saying hodi in Swahili.
Becuase if I could,
I'd collect some driftwood
And build her a fire. I mean, really.
__________________
You know, sometimes I get the feeling I'm terribly expendable.
—Napoleon Solo
  Reply With Quote

Old 05-15-2016, 11:46 PM   #5
LIVINRFANTASIES
Making Dreams Cum True
 
LIVINRFANTASIES's Avatar
 
LIVINRFANTASIES is offline
Join Date: Feb 2016
Location: wherever there are tits to photograph.
Posts: 5,340
Denny---<-----that's me! The male half

There once was a lady from nantuc-------------------- oh well!
Nite all!

I don't have time
To make up a ryme.
I need to go to bed
To rest my tired head.
__________________
Still living our Fantasies Proud playgrounder #397

Find our true short stories below-- 164 done<-----
Some stories are shorter and contain two or more little ones.

Look here--> https://www.literotica.com/stories/m...ge=submissions

Book #1 Living Our Fantasies---------- Book #2 Please Hold My Titties.
Book #3 The Gogenfart Farm------------- Book #4 Ms. Dollie's Random Stories
Book #5 People Watching---------------Book #6 Mr. Joe Whuzzit
Book #7 Ms.Dollie’s Living Fantasies-------Book #8 TENTS, TRAILERS, TITS, CONDOS, AND CUNTS
Book #9 TiTs and TAXIS--------------------Book #10 PUSSY, PECKERS, and PIZZA
  Reply With Quote

Old 05-16-2016, 12:42 PM   #6
WillOtheWisp
Experienced
 
WillOtheWisp is offline
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: Chicago
Posts: 45
Quote:
Originally Posted by butters View Post
i misplaced my poor poetry head
well i looked but it's not in the bed
i'm wurzel without it
can only write this shit
which ain't worth a dime when all's said
"Wurzel". My new favorite word!
  Reply With Quote

Old 05-16-2016, 01:19 PM   #7
Remec
Master Glomper
 
Remec's Avatar
 
Remec is offline
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Virginia Beach
Posts: 8,190
Quote:
Originally Posted by WillOtheWisp View Post
"Wurzel". My new favorite word!
Is it pronounced as it looks, or is it German (or similar) and starts with a 'V' sound?


__________________
My Stuff
AH Directory



"I have set my life upon a cast, and I shall stand the hazard of the die." -- Richard III

"Watch out for this guy! He's slick! And dark... and mysterious... and maybe even a bit evil! But in a totally sexy way!" -- BooMerengue
  Reply With Quote

Old 05-16-2016, 01:49 PM   #8
WillOtheWisp
Experienced
 
WillOtheWisp is offline
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: Chicago
Posts: 45
Quote:
Originally Posted by Remec View Post
Is it pronounced as it looks, or is it German (or similar) and starts with a 'V' sound?


Hey, don't mess with the Ws! This ain't VillOtheVisp you're talking to!
  Reply With Quote

Old 05-16-2016, 01:58 PM   #9
butters
flexing wings, pre-flight
 
butters's Avatar
 
butters is offline
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: London UK
Posts: 59,173
Wurzel with a wubble yoo

wurzel gummidge! the scarecrow who could change heads depending on what he had to think about
https://www.google.co.uk/search?clie...qGJtGN8Qfqx7Io
__________________
poetry submissions


What strange machinery lies between her ears
HarryHill


'tender hearted...
  Reply With Quote

Old 05-17-2016, 12:56 AM   #10
WillOtheWisp
Experienced
 
WillOtheWisp is offline
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: Chicago
Posts: 45
Quote:
Originally Posted by butters View Post
Wurzel with a wubble yoo
That is Wurzel with a wubble yoo,
cuz a wingle yoo would never do.
Don't speak to me of vees;
they're hinky and stinky.
And Vurzel's just Wurzel sans "whoo!"

Last edited by WillOtheWisp : 05-17-2016 at 01:00 AM.
  Reply With Quote
Reply


Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump



All times are GMT -4. The time now is 04:20 PM.

Copyright 1998-2013 Literotica Online. Literotica is a registered trademark.