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So what do you mean other than the names known to us?
You want us to make up silly shit?
How about
the pretty pink pulsating path pertaining to pleasure?
How about TEXRD? or VOLUPTUOUS MONKEY? Nuthin really says PUSSY like those 2 names.
The bearded clam
The beaver
snatch
joybits
How about "Down there"? I heard that really gets the bored mom's horny.
Long, long, long ago, I had a liaison with a young journalist who referred to her vulva as ‘my friend Joanna’.
‘My friend Joanna is hoping that you might make a visit this evening,’ she would say.
How could a chap decline such an invitation?
This from the guy who traps kittens in his garage during hurricanes.![]()
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Some very good ones to chose from and some interesting ideas, thank you so much. I was wondering if anyone came up with their own name for it, something a woman would use herself.![]()
As a woman, I think of it as my vagina, my crotch, my vulva. If I'm in a playful mood, it's my cootch. If I'm in a particularly bad mood, my cunt.
Maybe I'm just boring, but the women and girls I know tend not to use anywhere near the RIDICULOUS number of slang words for the penis. As far as I can tell, every nickname for naughty bits has been made up by a man.
Do you honestly think that a woman came up with 'beef curtains' or 'hairy clam'?