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lance gt

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In a future chapter coming up, the girls in my story are having a party and the topic of what to call their pussies, other than the names that are known to us. Any thoughts on a new name for that most special part of femininity?
 
So what do you mean other than the names known to us?

You want us to make up silly shit?

How about

the pretty pink pulsating path pertaining to pleasure?
 
So what do you mean other than the names known to us?

You want us to make up silly shit?

How about

the pretty pink pulsating path pertaining to pleasure?

Ok, more like what a woman would want it to be called. Silly names wouldn't quite work for my purposes.:)
 
I once had a discussion with a gf about all the terms for the vulva. I proposed we refer to it as "the place of all names." She was fond of Finnegan's Wake, and found the term pleasantly Joycean. She stills uses it occasionally in her stories.
 
I used to date a girl who always called it her "pretty kitty" as silly as it sounded I always liked it.
 
How about TEXRD? or VOLUPTUOUS MONKEY? Nuthin really says PUSSY like those 2 names.
 
Long, long, long ago, I had a liaison with a young journalist who referred to her vulva as ‘my friend Joanna’.

‘My friend Joanna is hoping that you might make a visit this evening,’ she would say.

How could a chap decline such an invitation?
 
Long, long, long ago, I had a liaison with a young journalist who referred to her vulva as ‘my friend Joanna’.

‘My friend Joanna is hoping that you might make a visit this evening,’ she would say.

How could a chap decline such an invitation?

I'd have told her I called mine Joanna Banana.
 
Like any scene it's an opportunity for char dev. it aint what they say it's the way that they say it.

I can imagine the convo going "I call it Betty," and someone hums a few bars of Paul Simon.

Someone suggests: "the big girl," and is countered with "Big Betty" and someone sings "Black Betty Bam-A-Lam-A" until she's bombarded with pillows.
 
i don't mean to be daft, but is there a list of names "that are known to us" for a pussy somewhere that you are referring to?

if i sneak away to masturbate for awhile and someone asks me afterward where i've been, i'll say "a couple of fingers deep into the honey pot" and then just smile sweetly and walk away.
 
Some very good ones to chose from and some interesting ideas, thank you so much. I was wondering if anyone came up with their own name for it, something a woman would use herself.;)
 
Some very good ones to chose from and some interesting ideas, thank you so much. I was wondering if anyone came up with their own name for it, something a woman would use herself.;)

As a woman, I think of it as my vagina, my crotch, my vulva. If I'm in a playful mood, it's my cootch. If I'm in a particularly bad mood, my cunt.

Maybe I'm just boring, but the women and girls I know tend not to use anywhere near the RIDICULOUS number of slang words for the penis. As far as I can tell, every nickname for naughty bits has been made up by a man.

Do you honestly think that a woman came up with 'beef curtains' or 'hairy clam'?
 
I've always been partial to 'The Perfumed Garden'.

"Bearded Clam' is funny, as is 'Cooze', 'Pecker Pouch' and 'Love Slot'.

A rose by any other name is still a beaver. :D
 
As a woman, I think of it as my vagina, my crotch, my vulva. If I'm in a playful mood, it's my cootch. If I'm in a particularly bad mood, my cunt.

Maybe I'm just boring, but the women and girls I know tend not to use anywhere near the RIDICULOUS number of slang words for the penis. As far as I can tell, every nickname for naughty bits has been made up by a man.

Do you honestly think that a woman came up with 'beef curtains' or 'hairy clam'?

Cheeseburger or Pastrami Sandwich. Camel Toe, yummmm, my fave. There's tons of names already, I was hoping something new might pop up. Anyone ever came up with a name for you know, down there, her hoohoo, thingy. :D *suddenly felt like I was watching Boys on the Side, LOL*
 
There might be a thread on this subject in the fetish/sexuality forum, or in the personals playground.

couple of words I've used in real life;
"your little whatsit"
"Panoche"(brown sugar candy)
"Lucy" :D
 
One woman I wrote about called it her "cooter." How about "Veegee" for vagina or "Viva" for vulva? Those are fairly close to the techical words, but are slangy and affectionate sounding. :)
 
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