Old 05-22-2014, 04:37 PM   #1
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This is a fuck off thread. A place to fuck off and take a shit on good shit or have a giggle at the garbled crap made of old favorites. Stay and play or drop a load of shit and fuck off. Matters not to me it does.

I will commence fucking off and fuckin' around with one I loathe and admire. David Lerner's Mein Kampf

...
the literary world
sucks dead dog dick

I want to be
hated
by everyone who teaches for a living

go out and get riotously drunk on
someone else's money
I want people to hear my poetry
and vomit

this IS a fuckin' party
this IS a fuckin' disco
this IS foolin' a
grab bag of
horrible wordplay and insensitive thoughts and
graceless theories about

this ain't no life-affirming
our days have meaning
as we watch flowers breathe through our sphincters and
fall desperately in lust

it's a carnival of dreadful

I cum to buried poetry
not to blow you off
not to dandle you on my knee
like a retarded child with
beautiful lies
but

throw you off my cliffs into
my icy scene and
see if you motherfuckers can
write lovely dross for me

there is so much hate These Days
that hatred is just love with a chip on its shoulder
a chip as big as the Ritz on 1201 Fuck Off Street
and heavier than
all the shit I'll never write

because NO ONE is after us

we're on our fucking own
especially when surrounded by
fuckers, just like us
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This is a fuck off thread. A place to fuck off and take a shit on good shit or have a giggle at the garbled crap made of old favorites. Stay and play or drop a load of shit and fuck off. Matters not to me it does.

I will commence fucking off and fuckin' around with one I loathe and admire. David Lerner's Mein Kampf

...
the literary world
sucks dead dog dick

I want to be
hated
by everyone who teaches for a living

go out and get riotously drunk on
someone else's money
I want people to hear my poetry
and vomit

this IS a fuckin' party
this IS a fuckin' disco
this IS foolin' a
grab bag of
horrible wordplay and insensitive thoughts and
graceless theories about

this ain't no life-affirming
our days have meaning
as we watch flowers breathe through our sphincters and
fall desperately in lust

it's a carnival of dreadful

I cum to buried poetry
not to blow you off
not to dandle you on my knee
like a retarded child with
beautiful lies
but

throw you off my cliffs into
my icy scene and
see if you motherfuckers can
write for lovely dross for me

there is so much hate These Days
that hatred is just love with a chip on its shoulder
a chip as big as the Ritz on 1201 Fuck You Street

and heavier than
all the shit I'll never write

because NO ONE is after us

we're on our fucking own
especially when surrounded by
fuckers, just like us
*looks around ... is it just me or does that feel personal?*

and does my bum look big in this?
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Old 05-22-2014, 05:05 PM   #3
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*looks around ... is it just me or does that feel personal?*

and does my bum look big in this?
Ooh, big bums! I'll take one of THOSE, personally.
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*looks around ... is it just me or does that feel personal?*

and does my bum look big in this?
Just saw the bold. That's a typo that I fixed, it was supposed to be Fuck Off street. Thanks for pointing it out. Really just poking fun at all the usage of fuck off that's used by and around 1201. Reminds me of the people I grew up with.
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Just saw the bold. That's a typo that I fixed, it was supposed to be Fuck Off street. Thanks for pointing it out. Really just poking fun at all the usage of fuck off that's used by and around 1201. Reminds me of the people I grew up with.
aw c'mon
sometimes I send a silver elephant, which is certainly more eye catching than a high horse
but yeah, I remember you a few doors down, 1195, right? did you ever get that junk chevy running?
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In Wisconsin, the county roads are named with letters. County Road C. Yawn. County Road BB. Snore. County Road AAA. A lot of drivers up here should relocate there.

So, it isn't uncommon to have a run in with someone at the corner of F and U.
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aw c'mon
sometimes I send a silver elephant, which is certainly more eye catching than a high horse
but yeah, I remember you a few doors down, 1195, right? did you ever get that junk chevy running?
Yup, but I can't drive stick so I burnt out the clutch trying to get it outta the driveway. And the only actual high horse I was ever on ran the fuck away with me on its back. Long red hair blowing behind tiny chubby body trailing banshee wails, I'm told it was a sight to behold. I just closed my eyes and held on for dear life. I liked the elephant I rode though. Trade ya...
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In Wisconsin, the county roads are named with letters. County Road C. Yawn. County Road BB. Snore. County Road AAA. A lot of drivers up here should relocate there.

So, it isn't uncommon to have a run in with someone at the corner of F and U.
Well my days of standing on the corner are long over but I've had many a run it at similar intersections...
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Yup, but I can't drive stick so I burnt out the clutch trying to get it outta the driveway. And the only actual high horse I was ever on ran the fuck away with me on its back. Long red hair blowing behind tiny chubby body trailing banshee wails, I'm told it was a sight to behold. I just closed my eyes and held on for dear life. I liked the elephant I rode though. Trade ya...
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Trade me?
I got nothing left.
Here, I've got a thousand kisses you can have. If you care to shackle yourself to a chain gang...

A Thousand Kisses Deep, Chain Gang style. First verse original, add one of your own. Or just razz the hell out of any schmuck who does. Whatever floats your submarine.

You came to me this morning
And you handled me like meat
You'd have to be a man to know
How good that feels how sweet
My mirror twin my next of kin
I'd know you in my sleep
And who but you would take me in
A thousand kisses deep

For a time I thought I'd lost you
But you turned up in my sleep
You took me in once again
And laid me at you feet
To dine in kitchen dark
On all your midnight sweets
Such treats long forgotten
A thousand kisses deep
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Giggle time...

Anon, A Mouse

Anon was a disdainful little mouse
Who seldom left his earthen house
For he was an angry, mouthy louse
Hunted by many a patient grouse

So he sat and he typed in his hidey-hole
A whole lot of nothing by hyperbole
Which, truth do tell, made his head swoll
Until one day, poor Anon, was eaten by a mole.
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Just saw the bold. That's a typo that I fixed, it was supposed to be Fuck Off street. Thanks for pointing it out. Really just poking fun at all the usage of fuck off that's used by and around 1201. Reminds me of the people I grew up with.
ah the bold was a reference to my old username before laurel abbreviated it for me - chipbutty

someone'd need broad shoulders indeed for me to sit on one
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ah the bold was a reference to my old username before laurel abbreviated it for me - chipbutty

someone'd need broad shoulders indeed for me to sit on one
LOL. Ain't if funny how we can say something and someone hears something completely different. And I'm not that broad a broad but I have gotten weightier over the years, I need a mount with a strong back.
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LOL. Ain't if funny how we can say something and someone hears something completely different. And I'm not that broad a broad but I have gotten weightier over the years, I need a mount with a strong back.
hah, me too - and don't forget to run your hands over his - erm - fetlocks *yeah, fetlocks. euphemisms abound*
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Broad shoulders,
strong back,
Fetlocks,

Are you two talking about me
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Fetlocks,

Are you two talking about me
Not here, but I did on there...
http://forum.literotica.com/showthre...8#post57246078

Thanks by the way! Now I just gotta make the audio for it.
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Not here, but I did on there...
http://forum.literotica.com/showthre...8#post57246078

Thanks by the way! Now I just gotta make the audio for it.
Well it's good to be good at something I guess being inspirational for a submissive bondage poem and a rifftastik musical in one week ain't too shabby
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Well it's good to be good at something I guess being inspirational for a submissive bondage poem and a rifftastik musical in one week ain't too shabby
HA! Well musical is pushing it, just ask anyone who's ever heard me sing karaoke. I'll stick to spoken word.
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Are you two talking about me
ponytail ass plug?

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nahhhhhhhhhhh

That would be some ass......:
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Time to vent some shit...

Someone just annoyed me.


You treat me like an old sponge
one you only grab when there's
dirty work to be done.
Your hand claims me and with a
determined gleam in your eyes,
you shove me down and
grind me in your filth.
You think you can simply
rinse me off and toss me
back in the cupboard when
you've done.

But

Pretty soon, you'll start to notice
a stink building
from soaking up all your
splattered shit
that no amount of rinsing
can wash away.
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Anon, A Mouse

Anon was a disdainful little mouse
Who seldom left his earthen house
For he was an angry, mouthy louse
Hunted by many a patient grouse

So he sat and he typed in his hidey-hole
A whole lot of nothing by hyperbole
Which, truth do tell, made his head swoll
Until one day, poor Anon, was eaten by a mole.
hyperbole doesn't rhyme with mole
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LOL, it does the way my mama says it. I didn't want to toil with hyperbole, so I took poetic license.
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Pinball Wizard

She was a new machine with graphics
The likes of which he'd never seen
He was overcome with excitement
Quickly losing his first shot to distraction
So he took some time to really
Look her over
Get a feel for her
Before losing his second projectile
For his last round however
He pulled back his plunger and
Slammed it in with gusto
Lighting up all her zones
Making bells chime
A cacophony of demands
On his attention
Which he met with the
Flickering of fingers
Tongue lolling from his mouth
His ministrations creating
Waving in her and sending
His balls flying
Such was the frenzy
That his last payload
Came shooting down
Into her final destination

He leaned into her
Awed and proud
Of his spectacular
Achievement
Had she been able to speak
She would have heartily agreed
That he was in fact
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Someone just annoyed me.


You treat me like an old sponge
one you only grab when there's
dirty work to be done.
Your hand claims me and with a
determined gleam in your eyes,
you shove me down and
grind me in your filth.
You think you can simply
rinse me off and toss me
back in the cupboard when
you've done.

But

Pretty soon, you'll start to notice
a stink building
from soaking up all your
splattered shit
that no amount of rinsing
can wash away.
This...this is how I wish my thoughts would come out as I think them, flowing onto the page. And, this isn't one of those "man, I wish I thought to say...." - you say it all so perfectly.
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