Old 03-25-2014, 04:21 PM   #1
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How can I write

How can I write with all the yelling going on in here?

Don't make me step into that squared circle and poetry slam yawl right onto your heads.

Wanna can from this six pack?!?

Grrrrrrrrrrrr

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Old 03-25-2014, 04:25 PM   #2
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How can I write with all the yelling going on in here?

Don't make me step into that squared circle and poetry slam yawl right onto your heads.

Wanna can from this six pack?!?

Grrrrrrrrrrrr

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Old 03-25-2014, 04:46 PM   #3
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Your head is already so wasted, I only have to seize it with my Iron Claw and crush it like a hollowed out gourd.

Twenty poets enter the ring - I will be the only one left standing.

RAWWWWWR!
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Old 03-25-2014, 05:16 PM   #4
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Your head is already so wasted, I only have to seize it with my Iron Claw and crush it like a hollowed out gourd.

Twenty poets enter the ring - I will be the only one left standing.

RAWWWWWR!
is that like, er, rap?

Your head's
already wasted,
I only have to seize it with my Iron Claw and crush it -
like a hollowed out gourd,
I can already taste it.

Twenty poets
they enter the ring -
I will be
the only one left standing.

RAWWWWWR!
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Old 03-25-2014, 06:06 PM   #5
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Yo yo yo
I enters the arena
Toss you around
Like offloading fish in the marina
Midget tossed, you lost
Nothing but a dwarf in the wharf
To me as I bring the cod like Neptune
God of the Seventh Sea

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Old 03-25-2014, 06:14 PM   #6
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Yo yo yo
I enters the arena
Toss you around
Like offloading fish in the marina
Midget tossed, you lost
Nothing but a dwarf in the wharf
To me as I bring the cod like Neptune
God of the Seventh Sea

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*facepalm*

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Old 03-25-2014, 06:27 PM   #7
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no, i did not do this. i am not here, not typing this

how now
drop dat mic
it ain't right
it'sa frightened of yor face
imma put you in yor place
in a race
for the pace
cos yo spittin
too much shit
in it

yor timin' ain't refinin'
tha critical masses
yo be trippin on yor words
bitches fallin on they asses
cos they laffin so so much
at yor criminal assassin
ayshun of rhyme
it's a crime of desperayshun

















oh dear god.
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Old 03-25-2014, 07:37 PM   #8
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how now
drop dat mic
it ain't right
it'sa frightened of yor face
imma put you in yor place
in a race
for the pace
cos yo spittin
too much shit
in it

yor timin' ain't refinin'
tha critical masses
yo be trippin on yor words
bitches fallin on they asses
cos they laffin so so much
at yor criminal assassin
ayshun of rhyme
it's a crime of desperayshun

















oh dear god.
Applause
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Now listen here Mama
me and this banana
are gonna be treating you right,
there ain't no reason
why gunpowder treason
is gonna light up the night.
This cough from tha quaff
it just ain't enough
that you're baring your slithy soul,
you're there in the dark
so quit that bark
and make like the hairy mole!
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If you don't pay your exorcist .... do you get repossessed?
I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course I decide to change my mind.
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Old 03-25-2014, 07:50 PM   #10
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Hey, yo, slaps, daps
jive motofutos
talking bout Who's mama?
thinking they's the best in creation
among all those in this poetry nation
tossing rhyme and innuendo
keep it up i'll give you the window
It's a loooong way down, maybe
that iron claw can save you, baby
but I don't think so
bounce
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Old 03-25-2014, 08:21 PM   #11
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I begin rappling, then follow through
Bring the pain with the grappling - one, two
Referee counts to three as you see me
Pull out my nine inch glock
To the head, I double tap you
Out, you shout, No fair, I wasn't ready
Hand me the championship belt
Shower me with confetti
Like Bigfoot, larger than life
Crowd hasn't seen nothing yetti

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Old 03-25-2014, 10:00 PM   #12
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Crowd hasn't seen nothing yetti
good one, even rhymed
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Hey, yo, slaps, daps
jive motofutos
talking bout Who's mama?
thinking they's the best in creation
among all those in this poetry nation
tossing rhyme and innuendo
keep it up i'll give you the window
It's a loooong way down, maybe
that iron claw can save you, baby
but I don't think so
bounce
Innuendo?
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If you don't pay your exorcist .... do you get repossessed?
I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course I decide to change my mind.
....But I, being poor, have only my dreams, I have spread my dreams under your feet,Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.......
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Old 03-26-2014, 11:02 AM   #14
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oh dear god.
Rapping Kid Ramses


Strutting in as if walking on water
Spawner of Pharisees dividing the seas
Making several passes parting cheering masses
Hailed in their idol worship
Awestruck wonder
With each trip around the ring
Failed attempts stealing not my thunder
For this true son of pharoaohs sees
What you're up to with your plagues
Disease and Pestilence
Upon your entrance
Super flies and frogs leaping
Banished poet laureate
May savage a brother
While keeping him from his rightful throne
Begone with you who I now disown
Stay and I will own you
One, two, three
So let it be written
So let it be done to thee
To me, you're just another slave
One only I have the power to free
Within the hour I will have you cower
At my feet like the dog that you are
Groveling, groaning in defeat
Take your Creeping Death
Hail burning like rain
Be assured that I will bring the pain
Save your applause and confetti
For this false son of Seti
His vanity all in vain
Sun never to set during my reign
I rule the Nile while you all live in denial
Despite drama destined to not end well
Foretold by priests
Witnessed an Evil Star they did
Selling tabloid fodder about a Savior
Child that was hid
Here I am the only celebrity
Rapping Kid Ramses the .....

Where is your Deliverer now, see? Yeah, take that you dirty Hebrew rats!

..... Shut up, Dathan! How many times have I said never interrupt when I'm being interviewed?!?

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Old 03-26-2014, 11:22 AM   #15
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You strut in as if on water, dividing the seas
Spawner of Pharisees making several passes
With each trip around the ring, parting cheering masses
Hailed in their idol worhsip and awestruck wonder
Failed attempts stealing not my thunder
For this true son of pharoaohs sees
What you're up to with your plagues and disease
Pestilence upon your entrance, Super Flies, frogs leaping
Poet laureates may savage a brother while keeping
Him from his rightful throne, begone with you who I now disown
Stay and I will own you, one two three
So let it be written, so let it be done to thee
To me, you're another slave only I have the power to free
Within the hour, I will have you cower at my feet
Like the dog that you are, grovel, groan in defeat
Take your Creeping Death, hail burning like rain
In my Camel Clutch, you won't stomach the pain
Save the applause, the confetti for this false son of Seti
His vanity all in vain, sun never to set during my reign
I rule the Nile while you all live in denial
Despite this insanity destined to not end well
Foretold by priests, witnessed an Evil Star they did
Tried to sell tabloid fodder about the Savior child that was hid
Here I am the only celebrity, Rapping Kid Ramses the .....

Where is your Deliverer now, see? Yeah, take that you dirty rats!

..... Shut up, Dathan! How many times have I said never interrupt when I'm being interviewed?!?
So much better than fluff.
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So much better than fluff.
Worthy of submission?

Pun intended.

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Innuendo?
Sure, what'ca got?
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Camel Clutch? handbags at dawn? *snerk*
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Camel Clutch? handbags at dawn? *snerk*
innuendos at ten paces
snack time, country sausage?
How many gears does a camel have?
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innuendos at ten paces
snack time, country sausage?
How many gears does a camel have?
i think annie might win, though you'd give her a hard challenge
oh, that's hot... my dinner. i'll take the country sausage for laters
dunno - are you sure that's a gear stick? the camel looks a trifle disturbed.
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How many gears does a camel have?
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i was prudent enough to put down my coffee before opening your reply.
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i was prudent enough to put down my coffee before opening your reply.
Are you glad you did?
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Are you glad you did?
yes, and my keyboard and screen thank me

what you up to? i should be replying to pm's and emails - i will, after my coffee. oops, sorry Magnetron, i forgot we were in this thread and not the bar. come over to the bar! open-mic nite
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yes, and my keyboard and screen thank me

what you up to? i should be replying to pm's and emails - i will, after my coffee. oops, sorry Magnetron, i forgot we were in this thread and not the bar. come over to the bar! open-mic nite
I was waiting for your next poetry slam, forgot you are cold and tired.
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