Old 08-11-2015, 12:54 PM   #1
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Intelligent Smut: m for f

I'm a man, guy, chap, fella looking for a woman, gal, lady, lassie interested in exchanging some intelligent smut of a stimulating and diverting manner.

Have you always desired an attractive and well word-endowed man, perhaps to distract you from the daily grind, to float your boat down the garden path of erotica, then please drop me a line. You can then judge for yourself whether I'm a bottom feeder, a pond skater or a diamond in the rough.

I'm 40, over-educated, British. I'm able to mix metaphors and bend language to the art of text-based seduction with them best of them. I like to send and receive flirtatious emails that prompt the loins to stir when then pop up in the inbox and impatient anticipation for the next one. I like games. I love intelligent but dirty minded women who are passionate and full-hearted in their virtual love-making.

Drop me a pm, I'll try not to bite.
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Old 08-12-2015, 03:35 PM   #2
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More in hope, than expectation.
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Old 08-14-2015, 10:15 AM   #3
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Old 08-15-2015, 10:43 PM   #4
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Funny those times when you wake up in the middle of the night, all awake, bright eyed and bushy tailed, when you know you really should be asleep. Well, right now is one of those times for me.
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Old 08-18-2015, 01:13 PM   #5
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Old 08-18-2015, 01:16 PM   #6
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BUMP BUMp BUmp Bump bump

The sound of single drop of water falling into the metaphorical well of the internet.
I just did that because this is my 2,000 post.

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Old 08-31-2015, 02:52 PM   #7
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Summer's lease has all but ended. Anybody think that a little virtual body contact might stretch it out a little longer...?
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