New Author's Beware: Scouries and his contests are fake. Keep bumping this thread.

[Boxlicker101]

This needs a bump to keep scouries from the top of the thread.

[lovecraft68]

Originally Posted by Boxlicker101

This needs a bump to keep scouries from the top of the thread.

Good looking out, Box!

[topace]

Another bump to keep this on top of page 1!

[LaRascasse]

and to think I had him on my favorite list once....

*cowers in anticipation of laughs, hoots, jeers*

[Safe_Bet]

Oh, I don't think Scouries is any worse than all of the other scum bags that read/write incest stories. *snerk*

[Boxlicker101]

Originally Posted by Safe_Bet

Oh, I don't think Scouries is any worse than all of the other scum bags that read/write incest stories. *snerk*

It's not that he writes incest stories. Many of us do that, including me. I have about twenty or so and I will be submiting another one tomorrow. What is disliked about him is the way he acts like and apparently thinks he is somebody special, rather than just one of the many authors here. He also tries to scare or chase new authors away from the site, whereas most of us welcome new people.

[lovecraft68]

Originally Posted by LaRascasse

and to think I had him on my favorite list once....

*cowers in anticipation of laughs, hoots, jeers*

Don't feel bad. I did as well. I bookmarked him to read his work. After I couldn't get through the second story, I stopped reading, but never really remove anyone once there there.

JUst before the Valentines day contest I took him off. He posted and made a comment about it. that "lovergirl" was an ungrateful whore.

Then he cheated me in the contest.

Pathetic

[lovecraft68]

Originally Posted by Safe_Bet

Oh, I don't think Scouries is any worse than all of the other scum bags that read/write incest stories. *snerk*

I know right! Those incest authors are right down at the bottom of the food chain.

Just over people who don't write, but have something to say about everyone else who does.

[Safe_Bet]

Originally Posted by lovecraft68

I know right! Those incest authors are right down at the bottom of the food chain.

Just over people who don't write, but have something to say about everyone else who does.

Well, thank gawd I don't fall into either one of THOSE categories! (not that writing anything means shit other than the fact that you can at least type badly.)

[MagicFlute]

I'll bums as it seems the moral thing to do

[lovecraft68]

Originally Posted by Safe_Bet

Well, thank gawd I don't fall into either one of THOSE categories! (not that writing anything means shit other than the fact that you can at least type badly.)

Posting is writing and you do that quite often.

By the way, I have a bone to pick with you.

I've been staring at your signature for a long time now and still haven't gotten my fries! Let's get a move on, huh?

[nakdsub]

Why not say something nice about scouries...Oh, that's right, there is nothing nice you CAN say about scouries.
He wines about me on this threads and calls me a baby. I think that's hysterical. He's crying about someone posting on his thread, and he calls the baby?
He is a fraud and one of the biggest TROLLs on this site, purposely voting other authors down to make himself look better.

[Safe_Bet]

Originally Posted by nakdsub

Why not say something nice about scouries...Oh, that's right, there is nothing nice you CAN say about scouries.
He wines about me on this threads and calls me a baby. I think that's hysterical. He's crying about someone posting on his thread, and he calls the baby?
He is a fraud and one of the biggest TROLLs on this site, purposely voting other authors down to make himself look better.

Okay, one nice something to say about Scouries...

at least he knows which words to make plural and he doesn't WHINE about you saying he "wines about me in this threads...".

Mega, gimongous

[lovecraft68]

Originally Posted by Safe_Bet

Okay, one nice something to say about Scouries...

at least he knows which words to make plural and he doesn't WHINE about you saying he "wines about me in this threads...".

Mega, gimongous

Maybe the wine is supposed to go with the fries?

[Safe_Bet]

Originally Posted by lovecraft68

Posting is writing and you do that quite often.

By the way, I have a bone to pick with you.

I've been staring at your signature for a long time now and still haven't gotten my fries! Let's get a move on, huh?

As Pilot loves to point out, that is my late wife's sig, hon. I keep it because she asked me to. With my degrees and certifications I wouldn't be getting your fries I would be writing your Mc Ds business plan, doing your taxes, managing your investments and setting up your estate. (MBA, CPA, AEP, CFP)

*ahem* So you REALLY want to go there, dude?

[lovecraft68]

Originally Posted by Safe_Bet

As Pilot loves to point out, that is my late wife's sig, hon. I keep it because she asked me to. With my degrees and certifications I wouldn't be getting your fries I would be writing your Mc Ds business plan, doing your taxes, managing your investments and setting up your estate. (MBA, CPA, AEP, CFP)

*ahem* So you REALLY want to go there, dude?

Good for you! But try not to sound like Pilot. I have an MBA as well.

Thing is I was working full time as I earned it (i went back to school at my wife's urging at the age of 34) and never left the job as I was working at That I was trying to get out of. They gave me a promotion and after I started looking around I realized that after 15 years in a union job I was making more than a bunch of people with that degree.

The only thing it did for me was help me put together a good enough business plan to con the bank into a business loan for a comic book store. Niche businesses generally get no backing from big banks, but I guess I was persuasive.

MBA's are almost getting to the point of liberal arts. Most of the people who have them, only go by what they learned and have no savvy-or street smarts if you prefer- to manipulate what they were taught and get ahead.

I don't even have my degree hung. There's no room on the wall after my wife hung up all of hers.

[Safe_Bet]

Originally Posted by lovecraft68

Good for you! But try not to sound like Pilot. I have an MBA as well.

Thing is I was working full time as I earned it (i went back to school at my wife's urging at the age of 34) and never left the job as I was working at That I was trying to get out of. They gave me a promotion and after I started looking around I realized that after 15 years in a union job I was making more than a bunch of people with that degree.

The only thing it did for me was help me put together a good enough business plan to con the bank into a business loan for a comic book store. Niche businesses generally get no backing from big banks, but I guess I was persuasive.

MBA's are almost getting to the point of liberal arts. Most of the people who have them, only go by what they learned and have no savvy-or street smarts if you prefer- to manipulate what they were taught and get ahead.

I don't even have my degree hung. There's no room on the wall after my wife hung up all of hers.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

NOW who's sounding like Pilot? Were you also a international spy, James Michner's ghost writer and is your wife one of the DuPont heiresses? Do you also like to make believe you suck dick so you can write GM stories?

[lovecraft68]

Originally Posted by Safe_Bet

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

NOW who's sounding like Pilot? Were you also a international spy, James Michner's ghost writer and is your wife one of the DuPont heiresses? Do you also like to make believe you suck dick so you can write GM stories?

Nope, I'm a warehouse manager for a point of purchase display company. I'm probably a bit over educated for the position, but it pays well, I've been there for over twenty years and I enjoy the work.

When were busy I go down and help the guys load trucks and I enjoy the physical labor and it makes me appreciate the fact that I don't have to do it anymore.

Aside from that, I owned a comic store for 5 years before I got tired of it and realized that I could make thousands of dollars a year on e-bay from my house with no overhead. Unlike he who I'm tired of mentioning I could prove that claim with plenty of pictures. In fact somewhere on lit there are some.

So, nope, nothing exceptional here, just someone who's worked hard his whole life and enjoys what he has and likes to have some fun writing and busting balls here.

[Safe_Bet]

Originally Posted by lovecraft68

Nope, I'm a warehouse manager for a point of purchase display company. I'm probably a bit over educated for the position, but it pays well, I've been there for over twenty years and I enjoy the work.

When were busy I go down and help the guys load trucks and I enjoy the physical labor and it makes me appreciate the fact that I don't have to do it anymore.

Aside from that, I owned a comic store for 5 years before I got tired of it and realized that I could make thousands of dollars a year on e-bay from my house with no overhead. Unlike he who I'm tired of mentioning I could prove that claim with plenty of pictures. In fact somewhere on lit there are some.

So, nope, nothing exceptional here, just someone who's worked hard his whole life and enjoys what he has and likes to have some fun writing and busting balls here.

Sorry, I was out shoveling manure out in the barn. I get to do that and clean the chicken coop every couple a days. Now, was it you said?

[lovecraft68]

Originally Posted by Safe_Bet

Sorry, I was out shoveling manure out in the barn. I get to do that and clean the chicken coop every couple a days. Now, was it you said?

Ugh. I cleaned out barns as a teenager one summer. No desire to do it again.

[Safe_Bet]

Originally Posted by lovecraft68

Ugh. I cleaned out barns as a teenager one summer. No desire to do it again.

I like to wear my favorite chicken shit stained bib overalls when the kids and I check into the Four Seasons for a weekend.

How's that for pretentious!

[lovecraft68]

Originally Posted by Safe_Bet

I like to wear my favorite chicken shit stained bib overalls when the kids and I check into the Four Seasons for a weekend.

How's that for pretentious!

Are the kids wearing them too?

I think it would be more fun to wear them to some high class five star joint. Then when they won't sit you, make a big fuss.

[LaRascasse]

*shakes head disdainfully*

Oh well, might as well join the randomness party. On a totally random-scouries unrelated thought, I can feel the warm feeling of Schadenfreude after reading some of the lovely FMLs on www.fmylife.com A must read, whenever you need a laugh...

[SEVERUSMAX]

Scouries is a troll of a different kind. Not the same kind as Safe Bet. But a troll nonetheless.

I don't get along with straight pilot, but at least he's no troll. I used to call him "Mr. Consonants" because there are no vowels in his username. I think that someone even asked him if he'd like to buy a vowel.

[lovecraft68]

Originally Posted by SEVERUSMAX

Scouries is a troll of a different kind. Not the same kind as Safe Bet. But a troll nonetheless.

I don't get along with straight pilot, but at least he's no troll.

There are some here who are trolls. JBJ comes to mind, but for the most part its just about getting a rise out of people. I do it sometimes as well.

But scouries is not a troll he is a scourge who's out not to get a rise from someone, but to ruin the site and make things difficult for others because he's too shitty of a writer to ever get any attention just from his stories.