New Author's Beware: Scouries and his contests are fake. Keep bumping this thread.

[lovecraft68]

Oops forgot to save this spot for....

what was I saving it for?

Oh yeah

Originally Posted by TxRad

And a new page.

The Reason For This Thread:

For any newbies in the crowd, Scouriesworld, aka, Jacqui O. is scouries using an alt. She/he/it is supposed to be the President of A.I.R., a fake readers organization that scouries uses to base his fake contests on. In actuality he is the only one who gets to vote on his fake contest.

The reason for the fake contests is two fold. First of all, it is self promotion of his giant ego. Secondly, Scouries has never won a real contest even though he is the self-proclaimed number one author on Lit. In his mind it is everyone's fault but his. He blames the AH, the site owners, the contests themselves. His ego won't allow it to be his fault for only writing in one category.

But back to Jacqui O. He/she/it is the "Secretery" of the MOST COMMENTED on and the MOST VOTED on story clubs. Both of which are fake lists that scouires made up to associate his name with the top writers on this site. She/he/it is also a secretary that can't spell secretary,

ScouriesWorld, is a fake place that only exists in scouries mind.

And as a last piece of information, according to all of scouries IP addresses, he/she/it does not live in Miami Beach, Florida but in the south of England. Not that, that is a bad thing but it is more lie from the king of lies.

So, remember, the ignore list is your best friend when it comes to him and his alt.

[ScouriesWorld]

NOW IF THERE'S ANYONE ON THE SITE WHO WILL APPRECIATE THE IRONY OF THIS IT'S THE BOBBSEY TWINS - ACE & LOVERGIRL (YTCC)



Congratulations to the July 2011 Reader's Choice Award Winners!
________________________________________
Manu and I would like to thank all the authors who submitted during the month, and all the other months for that matter! We've tallied the reader's votes, and are happy to announce the winners of our July People's Choice Awards.

First Place ($150 Cash Prize Winner):
Loose Ends Ch. 14 / TangledinYou (Interracial)

Second Place ($100 Cash Prize Winner):
Guardian Wolf Ch. 07 / DespairEternity (Non Human)

Third Place ($75 Cash Prize Winner):
Betrayal Ch. 05 / Nightimevisions (Not found)

Thanks again to everyone who voted, submitted, or was involved in Literotica in any way. You are all awesome!

Okay we sorta found the third story - it's a Sci-Fi one!!!! But something is definately strange going on here - this story isn't even up on the site? And Chapters 1-4 were just released.

Now this is a Sci-Fi conundrum - a time traveling story? This guuy nightvisions has out darkboyed darkboy! Or is this another dark ALT? Will this last July winner finally appear on the site this month? Will it come with a W? I wonder what score it will start with?

A 3 part series with 4 parts and a 5th to come? I luv the QUEEN!


Betrayal: 3 Part Series

Betrayal 00-01 (4.73) Is the begining the end?
Sci-Fi & Fantasy 11/16/12

Betrayal 02 (4.84) recovery.
Sci-Fi & Fantasy 11/19/12

Betrayal 03 (4.81)Truths of the past.
Sci-Fi & Fantasy 11/27/12

Betrayal 04 (x.xx)Enlightenment.
Sci-Fi & Fantasy 12/01/12

Surprise, surprise...

[lovecraft68]

Well on this you get no argument Jim.

Many people here, have lobbied for chapter stories to not be allowed in the monthly contests because they have unfair score advantages.

In fact, Dark even started a thread about it.

"Ace" even agreed. In fact I don;t recall anyone arguing the fact that something needs to be done with chapter stories.

Problem is the only person who does not seem to care or agree runs the site.

I don;t think the fact that it seems to favor her favorite categories hurts either.

[Darkniciad]

E stories, by category, using search with "sex" as the keyword, which seemed to produce the most results.

Anal -5
BDSM - 19
Celeb - 2
Chain - 30
Erotic Couplings - 77
Erotic Horror - 8
Exhibitionist&Voyeur - 18
Fetish - 7
First Time - 12
Gay Male - 19
Group Sex - 18
How To - 14
Humor - 34
Illustrated - 1
Incest - 56
Interracial - 13
Lesbian - 26
Letters - 1
Loving Wives - 42
Mature - 18
Mind Control - 6
Non-Erotic - 17
Nonconsent - 12
NonHuman - 17
Novels - 39
Reviews - 7
Romance - 32
Sci-Fi - 27
Toys - 3
Transexuals - 6

Considering Laurel awards the Es...

[lovecraft68]

E's are different than contests, its simply here pick vs competing stories.

Several times recently in the monthly contest -after going through the trouble of coming up with a nominee for every category- two stories from the same category have been awarded wins, usually non human.

Anyway, whatever I say doesn't matter, you act like this place pays you and you're as big a manipulator of your stories as you claim scouries is and we both know it.

Yet somehow ou're taken as a hero here and the fact you know this site like the back of your hand does not seem to bother anyone.

I doubt scouries gets royalties, but you, for sure would be my pick to be the person on payroll here.

have a nice night.

I'll bump this next year when you win a contest with the same exact story again.

[Darkniciad]

Wasn't your point that Laurel favors certain categories, and that's why the rules aren't changed in order to allow them to win?

There's no ambiguity about the Es. They're stories Laurel liked. There are no other criteria.

She seems to have no trouble enjoying stories across a wide range of categories.

[Darkniciad]

Here's an even better list. It actually lets you search with words as simple as "and" in the text of the story. This should hit every E.

Anal -6
BDSM - 74
Celeb - 8
Chain - 44
Erotic Couplings - 129
Erotic Horror - 20
Exhibitionist&Voyeur - 42
Fetish - 9
First Time - 17
Gay Male - 35
Group Sex - 55
How To - 18
Humor - 41
Illustrated - 2
Incest - 95
Interracial - 26
Lesbian - 36
Letters - 2
Loving Wives - 71
Mature - 28
Mind Control - 9
Non-Erotic - 30
Nonconsent - 15
NonHuman - 25
Novels - 48
Reviews - 9
Romance - 43
Sci-Fi - 41
Toys - 5
Transexuals - 9

This jumps BDSM up quite a bit into the #3 spot above LW.

[Darkniciad]

Es as a percentage of total stories submitted:

Anal - .17
BDSM - .34
Celeb - .12
Chain - 8.51
Erotic Couplings - .35
Erotic Horror - .90
Exhibitionist&Voyeur - .34
Fetish - .10
First Time - .38
Gay Male - .34
Group Sex - .35
How To - 2.19
Humor - 2.00
Illustrated - .51
Incest - .35
Interracial - .35
Lesbian - .35
Letters -.16
Loving Wives - .34
Mature - .35
Mind Control - .34
Non-Erotic - .95
Nonconsent - .11
NonHuman - .39
Novels - .48
Reviews - .84
Romance - .36
Sci-Fi - .51
Toys - .19
Transexuals - .20

[Darkniciad]

Let's search for Ws this time. Using "and" as the search term once again.

Anal - 13
BDSM - 19
Celeb - 13
Chain - 10
Erotic Couplings - 95
Erotic Horror - 14
Exhibitionist&Voyeur - 31
Fetish - 12
First Time - 12
Gay Male - 26
Group Sex - 40
How To - 15
Humor - 10
Illustrated - 8
Incest - 70
Interracial - 22
Lesbian - 26
Letters - 8
Loving Wives - 16
Mature - 29
Mind Control - 14
Non-Erotic - 20
Nonconsent - 12
NonHuman - 31
Novels - 32
Reviews - 13
Romance - 43
Sci-Fi - 32
Toys - 11
Transexuals - 12

Search is obviously wonky, because I know there are more romance than that.

[SweetMaj]

"I'm looking forward to find a picture from Tx in my mail BUMP"

[lovecraft68]

Originally Posted by Darkniciad

Let's search for Ws this time. Using "and" as the search term once again.

Anal - 13
BDSM - 19
Celeb - 13
Chain - 10
Erotic Couplings - 95
Erotic Horror - 14
Exhibitionist&Voyeur - 31
Fetish - 12
First Time - 12
Gay Male - 26
Group Sex - 40
How To - 15
Humor - 10
Illustrated - 8
Incest - 70
Interracial - 22
Lesbian - 26
Letters - 8
Loving Wives - 16
Mature - 29
Mind Control - 14
Non-Erotic - 20
Nonconsent - 12
NonHuman - 31
Novels - 32
Reviews - 13
Romance - 43
Sci-Fi - 32
Toys - 11
Transexuals - 12

Search is obviously wonky, because I know there are more romance than that.

One thing to note on this.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but Non human is, I believe, the newest category (still been around a bit, but newer than the others) I'd like to see where this stands in another year or two.

seeing there have been many months it has picked up 2 of the 3 monthly W's it should catch up sooner than later.

[Darkniciad]

Audio and Erotic Horror are the only two categories that don't show stories from '00 -- and they have stories in '01. With 11 years bare minimum, category creation date is irrelevant.

Something to note is that Gay Male, Sci-Fi & Fantasy, and NonHuman ( along with a mountain of other categories ) were more or less non-starters for winning contests of any kind about four or five years ago.

Most of the Ws up until about 2004 are for the annual contest, where one story in every category wins. Then there are a couple of years with maybe one off-annual W per year. Contrast this with Incest starting in 2000. 2,6,11,6,3.

The voting patterns of the readers have changed to make them viable.

If they were favored categories, they would have been winning in overwhelming numbers right from the beginning. The one and only category that's always been a consistent winner is Romance, and the reason for that is simple enough -- no controversy.

What you're saying simply doesn't hold water, and I'm done here.

[scouries]

Many people here, have lobbied for chapter stories to not be allowed in the monthly contests because they have unfair score advantages…In fact, Dark even started a thread about it

I don’t know if darkboy started a thread about it or not but I do know he wouldn’t recognize a chapter unless he tripped over it.

You could write a 40 chapter story, leave off the numbers and change the titles of each slightly and he’d swear on the bible they weren’t chapters…

“that one’s a stand alone … that one a serial … that one’s an immediate sequel,” he’d sputter out as he read through what were obvious chapters of one story.

Then he’d sit down at his desk and start writing chapter 17 of his “woods” story. A “stand alone” one of course. That no one would read when it was entered in the Earth Day Contest. But which would miraculously win…

“There’s nothing wrong with the current system,” he’d proclaim in his victory speech. But no one would be listening…


Oh and don't worry about the top post spot lovergirl (ytcc) - we'll make the next page a ""Daddy", I Whispered tribute page...

[scouries]

Let's search for Ws this time. Using "and" as the search term once again.

Anal - 13
BDSM - 19
Celeb - 13
Chain - 10
Erotic Couplings - 95
Erotic Horror - 14
Exhibitionist&Voyeur - 31
Fetish - 12
First Time - 12
Gay Male - 26
Group Sex - 40
How To - 15
Humor - 10
Illustrated - 8
Incest - 70
Interracial - 22
Lesbian - 26
Letters - 8
Loving Wives - 16
Mature - 29
Mind Control - 14
Non-Erotic - 20
Nonconsent - 12
NonHuman - 31
Novels - 32
Reviews - 13
Romance - 43
Sci-Fi - 32
Toys - 11
Transexuals - 12

Search is obviously wonky, because I know there are more romance than that.

Well darkboy I believe you've now set a new record for posting deceptive numbers. And it took an awful lot to outdo some of your previous miscalculations.

WONKY!!! I'll say! Why would anyone post numbers they know are wrong? And then expect them to prove a point...

Not wonky - WACKY!

Time to go back to school for a refresher course. You're simply embarrasssing yourself with these made up nuumbers...

[scouries]

Mr Deceptive Numbers


And of course our darkboy knows he's presenting bullshit because he read and saved the two works by the brilliant owlwhisper. Here is one of the charts from this mathematical genius's works: (these cover all LITEROTICA stories up until 2009)

The nuumbers don't look much like mr wonky db's do they?

The major change since this chart was prepared is that NH, Sc-Fi and Gay have been steadily climbing up the list.

[scouries]

Mr Deceptive Numbers


Here's another owlwhisper chart for mr wonky! They seem very, very different from db's ...

[TxRad]

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If laurel and Manu don't care what he does, why the fuck should I.

This is my last post on this thread.

[Darkniciad]

No, they're not all that different. The numbers are different, but it demonstrates exactly what I said when I presented them.

Laurel awards Es across a wide range of categories. It's a myth that certain categories win all contests and always have ( other than Romance ). Many categories have only recently become viable due to changes in reader voting patterns. Having the Owlwhisper numbers from '09 demonstrates that last one quite well, because it's at about the transition point.

And, I actually cite my sources, how I came about them, and point out when I see reason to believe there's error in the sources. I don't just pull numbers out of my ass and declare them as coming from "sources inside the palace" or from "scouries world computers"

But, screw it. I'm with TX. Done with the lot of the paranoids.

[TimothyM]

I would have expected more Es on stories that were NOT in the popular categories. Because I assumed that Laurel would use the Es to point to stories that were so good that they transcended categories and should thus attract a wider audience. And stories from the less read categories would need that more than e.g. romance and incest. But the data you show does not really support that - except for the relative low number of romance stories with Es.

Do you have a statistic showing whether E stories have more views and votes and high scores ? Ie is it an advantage to get an E - apart from the honour of being singled out.

[scouries]

I took lovergirl off my IGNORE list today (as I did ace and darkboy).

For two reasons – first it’s a pain in the ass trying to find her scouries thread when she’s on ignore.

But mainly because I’ve decided that I’m going to give her another chance. I put her on ignore originally because she and ace were driving me fucking nuts with their endless war that spread remorselessly throughout every AHland thread. And because of her behavior in one of the contests.

I’ve now forgiven her the contest infractions and am even willing to concede that perhaps she was as much used in that contest as she tried to use others.

And I believe that her great efforts promoting this new ScouriesWorld should be rewarded.

Hence I am now dropping the (ytcc) I’d put after her name in all my references to her and wish her a happy, healthy and prosperous 2013.

I do hope that ace will now meet her halfway and demonstrate a little maturity by finally stopping his endless sniping. Just let it go man!

scouries ignore list dec 1 2012

Abbaddon
andtheend
CarBuffStuff
Cruel2BKind
Daniellekitten
Dixon Carter Lee
elfin_odalisque
ItsKittyBitches
LeonardoR
lloyd_5
loquere
lovecraftsworld
michchick98
PositiveThinker
Post_Tsunami
Safe_Bet
SEVERUSMAX
Spacefender
Stella_Omega
SuperHeroRalph
SusanJillParker
SweetMaj
SweetWitch
TimothyM
topace
TxRad
Vivian_Vincent
wet_special
WmForrester

[TxRad]

This message is hidden because scouries is on your ignore list.

Sorry, I couldn't resist one last dig.

[scouries]

While it may seem odd that I’ve taken darkboy off my ignore list on the day he put me on his my reasoning is as follows:

I generally only go on very few threads – the scouries ones, contest ones and the odd other one.

With db now no longer posting on my threads the main reason I put him on the list is now gone. However I do want to see his contest posts since we have such opposing views on the state of LITEROTICA’S contests. I suspect we’ll always argue on where the contest system should go.

However my hope is that future confrontations between us will not degenerate into silly name calling and the scatological references he seems to enjoy. Nor that false numbers will be presented.

There are enough issues that can be argued intelligently and dispassionately – so I invite him to try to act accordingly when our views clash. And I will try to do the same.

[topace]

This message is hidden because scouries is on your ignore list.

God, I just love seeing that message hiding one of the scumbag's messages!

I'll keep bumping this thread just to see that message again and again and again...

[loquere]

A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual,
"I have a headache."
"Perfect" her husband said. "I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with aspirin. You can take it orally or as a suppository,... it's up to you!"

[loquere]

Scour Scour you narcist Georgetasker is the number one author here.