New Author's Beware: Scouries and his contests are fake. Keep bumping this thread.

[lovecraft68]

Ah, here we are again

Originally Posted by lovecraft68

Threadmaster's Intent:

To warn all new authors-and some current ones- that there is no such thing as A.I.R. Contests and that Scouries is the biggest fraud and cheat on Literotica.

I have decided that since Literotica has been very good to me, in giving me a place to post my work and improve my writing that it is time for me to give something back.

I aim to do that in the form of this public service message to warn new authors and everyone else in the forums that Jim Scouries is a cheat and a fraud.

In my time here I have noticed that several long standing members like Tx Rad, Dark, and even my "good friend" SRPilot spend some of their time posting on Scouries fake contest thread to warn newbies of this pariah to lit.

However, I realized there is a problem there. Although they mean well, whenever they do that, they are bumping his thread and giving him what he wants

Therefore I have created this thread and implore the above mentioned members as well as anyone else to post on this thread and keep it where it belongs; at the top of the AH hangout.

Scouries only exists here as it is a free speech site. So with the owners standing aside, it is up to the experienced authors to police the forum. So I am practicing my right to free speech with this thread and trying to do a good deed for the newbies that come here.

So welcome to my thread! Post early, post often! Post about what you did last night, post about anything, but just keep posting and bumping!

All here have the right to know that there is only one type of contest here and that is the Literotica sanctioned contests. The one's that have links to them and people can actually enter!

If there is no link to it on the home page then it is not real. So Jimmy boy, where is your link? Post it and I will have this thread deleted.

Oh, and BTW Jim? Feel free to post here as often as you would like!

[lovecraft68]

Another way you can tell summies is getting pissed is when he starts bumping his old threads like he has done with his avatar thread the last couple of days.

[scouries]

Yes this pyramid is very top heavy … doubly so when you consider it’s resting on the mathematics and postulations of darkboy but so what…

Wow! What a group… kumbaya, tex, our scandanavian ALT, lovergirl (ytcc), toper and ace.

An aussie, a dumb texan, a danish alt, a comic book girl, a kannuck and the creator of lloyd. It’s like the fucking united nations for crying out loud. But remember…

A clay pot sitting in the sun will always be a clay pot. It has to go through the white heat of the furnace to become porcelain.

The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little extra.

Since lovergirl (ytcc) was called to be a threadmistress, she should threadminister even as Michelangelo painted, or Beethoven played music, or Scouries wrote stories. She should threadminister so well that all the hosts of heaven and earth will pause to say, here lived a great threadmistress who did her job well without cheating.

Okay, okay the last one is a stretch... lovergirl (ytcc) not cheating ...


are those voting alts?

[scouries]

Thank you threadmistress lovergirl (ytcc) for helping to bring to the attention of thread readers LIITEROTICA’S Greatest Stories! As you know I don’t like to blow my own horn (although certain young ladies semen to enjoy it) and generally try to discourage others from over promoting my masterpieces.

For those of you not yet familiar with the work simply click on the links below. And have a wonderful weekend...

“Daddy”, I Whispered

"Daddy?" I Whispered Stephanie seduces her handsome father.
4.53 38934 3042372 Incest/Taboo (English) 02/19/06
Public Comments: 956

“Ohhh Mommy,” I Groaned

“Ohhh...Mommy," I Groaned He deflowers sister, impregnates mom.
4.57 22813 4380715 Incest/Taboo (English) 12/17/06
Public Comments: 563 Favorited 562

[TxRad]

Yes and here is a direct quote from that story:

Quote:
"They were foreigners... Arabs I think, big, ugly, dirty men with long smelly beards. They wanted to rape me Daddy, despoil me because I'm an American.... Oh Daddy, they were so dirty and they made me do terrible things,"


Ah yes, great literature at it's fines. (Gag)

[lovecraft68]

"Despoil me?" Doesn't make much sense.

[SweetMaj]

A Danish extremely late "Bump"

Someone better check an ALT in a Danish dictionary.

When you find out what it means then...

Yes - I'm ALT.

[Boxlicker101]

Time for a good morning bump.

[SweetMaj]

A sweet "BUMP" from DK.

[TimothyM]

Originally Posted by SweetMaj

Someone better check an ALT in a Danish dictionary.

No need, I know exactly what you mean.

Mmm, en alt er som regel mere sexy end en sopran i sengen.
Foretrækker du en tenor, en baryton eller en bas ?
Bo Boje Skovhus er en af mine personlige favoritter - men han ville nok foretrække dig ;-)

[Kurokami]

Hey, hey, now I've got a scouries nickname as well as a place on the pyramid? Yes, this amuses me.

Anyway, quick bump, because this has at least some utility, far more than just reading Evangelion spoilers.

[lovecraft68]

Originally Posted by Kurokami

Hey, hey, now I've got a scouries nickname as well as a place on the pyramid? Yes, this amuses me.

Anyway, quick bump, because this has at least some utility, far more than just reading Evangelion spoilers.

Better yet, I'm jealous of where you are on scummies pyramid! Take a look, your face is right in Maj's ass! Lucky bastard!

Sigh, I'm stuck between a bird and a dirty old man from Texas.

[Kurokami]

Originally Posted by lovecraft68

Better yet, I'm jealous of where you are on scummies pyramid! Take a look, your face is right in Maj's ass! Lucky bastard!

Sigh, I'm stuck between a bird and a dirty old man from Texas.

Oh my. I... I hadn't noticed that. That's something I rather appreciate

I'm sure this is something no human has ever uttered before in any serious capacity, but: thanks for that, scouries!

[scouries]

KUMBAYA "Oh my. I... I hadn't noticed that"

Why am I not surprised that our aussie sheep farmer didn’t notice the the danish alt’s ass? It’s hard to believe but I think he’s as ineffective sexually as our northern neighbor toper. Mind you his sheep like him…

I think it's our aussies readers who're crying...

[TxRad]

Again your ignorance is showing just how big an idiot you really are scouries.

If you read any of the threads beside your own crap and fake contest threads, you might really know the people you are spouting off about. Everyone else around here knows them for who they are. So that makes you look even more ignorant.

Keep up the good work.

[scouries]

God! Now our resident anti-semite is posting his garbage on another thread!


your tattoo tex just advertises your ignorance

The following is post # 528 on the Congrats to the ASSOCIATION of INDEPENDENT READERS “Special Contest” AWARD WINNERS thread. He also posted exactly the same thing 16 different times on the last page. The same post again and again. He's now up to 260+ times posting the same thing (unless I’ve missed a few). Mind you this isn't a record for him.

So unfortunately I’m forced to share his disgusting posts on this thread. And of course there are no free rides for enablers. Sorry…


enabling hate in SFLand? Why?


post #528 on the Congrats to the ASSOCIATION of INDEPENDENT READERS “Special Contest” AWARD WINNERS Thread. Let's all look at our AHland racists posts. We're prepared to expose him for what he is...sad really...

Originally Posted by TxRad

WHY ARE THE A.I.R. CONTRESTS SO POPULAR? IT'S NOT FAIR....


But for information and support of the A.I.R. Summer Lovin’ Contest, please go here:

the Authors’ Hangout LITEROTICA/A.I.R. 2012-2015 Themed Contests Support Thread…

[lovecraft68]

Hey Jim, you're stuttering, why not come up with some new material?

Then again, I forget I'm talking to a guy who hasn't written a story in 280 days.

So never mind, just keep repeating yourself.

[SweetMaj]

Originally Posted by lovecraft68

Hey Jim, you're stuttering, why not come up with some new material?

Then again, I forget I'm talking to a guy who hasn't written a story in 280 days.

So never mind, just keep repeating yourself.

So you're stuck between a bird and an old man from Texas...

Don't ya just love it?

[TxRad]

Ya know scouries, you calling me a racist is the biggest joke around. Maybe I should post all the excerpts from a bunch of you racist posts that you tried to pull down but were quoted so you couldn't. I just wish I had a bunch of the ones you posted and then deleted.

Here ya go:

Originally Posted by Darkniciad

Just a quick reminder of who the real bigot projecting his innumerable faults on others is:

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost...postcount=3458

Quote:
Originally Posted by scouries
And what the fuck’s with these Europeans all of a sudden? Germany? Finland? my friend flicka asks pardon for her English but she’s made like 15,000 effing posts! If she'd read a few of my stories maybe her english would improve!

And what’s the krauts problem?

They hate us when things are going good over there but as soon as they’ve got a problem they come running for help from good ole uncle sam. They’re happy to take our tourist dollars aren’t they?

They don’t even know what real football is and they’re criticizing me?

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost...postcount=2389

Quote:
Originally Posted by scouries
2 – Bathe every morning after you get out of bed. And don’t forget your hair. I know that the Irish aren’t the most mindful group of people when it comes to personal hygiene but it’s important…both for your wellbeing and to those around you.

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost...&postcount=774

Quote:
Originally Posted by scouries
And what humans would be allowed to star in these tales? Definitely the Aussies and the Scots to start with. There is a long tradition of human/sheep relations in both countries. All Mormons.

No Blacks! We’ve had enough of that racist bullshit for the last couple of hundred years in America. No need to encourage any more.

And even if we’re at war with them I think we should give the Arabs a pass at the beginning. There are enough Camel Jockey jokes going around already.

Of course the French. They’re generally not so clean and think they are the world’s greatest lovers. Let’s see them prove it with our furry friends. They and the Poles have a well documented history of eating Horse.

No English! They have enough problems figuring out what to do in the bedroom without complicating things even further. No Canadians either. They’re far too dull to be believable as swashbuckling mammal mounters.

Italians yes! Lets see how long those bum pinching lotharios last when they try to grab some Kangeroo butt.

No Chinese, even if they do spend half the day eating live insects. We definitely don’t want any ‘Year of the Rat’ in our fantasies. But their Japanese neighbors would be welcomed. They’ve been eating raw Blowfish forever.

Indians (the real ones) would be ideal candidates for inclusion. They have a long history of half animal/ half human gods. (Have you ever seen the elephant trunk on Lord Ganesh? How do you think he got it anyway?)

As to the Irish …no, it’s not even worth contemplating them.

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost...&postcount=749

Quote:
Originally Posted by scouries
And your Just contrary that way simply highlights one of the major problems facing America these days – women who haven’t been brought up correctly and who have too much free time on their hands.

http://www.literotica.com/s/daddy-i-whispered

Quote:
They were foreigners... Arabs I think, big, ugly, dirty men with long smelly beards. They wanted to rape me Daddy, despoil me because I'm an American.... Oh Daddy, they were so dirty and they made me do terrible things,"


And this:

Originally Posted by Darkniciad

You really don't like it when I throw your bigotry back in your face, do you, scouries?

Yep, I'm really "exploiting the advantages"

Sci Fi: 12 Mature: 10 Humor: 9 Group: 4 Incest: 3 Romance: 2 Non Human: 2 Horror: 2 E&V: 2 Non Erotic, Loving Wives, Erotic Couplings, Fetish, Anal: 1

Well over half of those stories are under three pages. A couple of them are single pagers. Several were entered on day one. Many more were within the first week of the contest. I've actually started writing in a wider range of categories since I placed in a contest, not contracted into one or two for some advantage.

Nothing resembling your lies.

On top of that, if you look through my list, you'll see that I'm writing nothing different than what I write outside the contests, so far as length and category distribution goes. I'm writing what I like. That's it.

I know you're a firm believer in "tell the same lie often enough in an oversized font and it becomes true", but anyone with more than a couple of brain cells not cemented together with bong resin can tell you're full of it up to your eyebrows.

And lest we forget, all the accusations of cheating are coming from someone claiming to have almost 40 thousand votes on a single story. More than double that of authors with more favorites, more stories, higher scores, more views, longer tenure, more frequent production, wider range, contest wins, green Es...

Look at that number again, folks. That's 40,000. A four and four zeros. He expects you to believe that he has nearly 40 thousand votes cast on a single story.

Any time you ever want to know what scouries is up to, look at what he's accusing everyone else of.

And last but not least, that was posted on your fake winners thread. How do you have winners on a fake contest. It's also nice to notice that you have named yourself and your old female alt as winning more than once. Since you're the only one deciding the winners in your fake contest, that sure makes it easy for you to win.

So how come you can win your fake contest but you've never won a real one?

[lovecraft68]

Originally Posted by SweetMaj

So you're stuck between a bird and an old man from Texas...

Don't ya just love it?

No, no offense to those guys, but I'd rather have my tongue stuck between your cheeks.

[TheNewKatt]

Originally Posted by lovecraft68

No, no offense to those guys, but I'd rather have my tongue stuck between your cheeks.

Pig.

Bump!

[Boxlicker101]

Quote:
Originally Posted by lovecraft68
No, no offense to those guys, but I'd rather have my tongue stuck between your cheeks.

Originally Posted by TheNewKatt

Pig.

Bump!

Hi, Katt. What on Earth is wrong with a guy expressing a desire to rim an ass as sweet and beautiful as that of Sweet Maj? Especially on a porn site. I'd love to do it myself.

[TheNewKatt]

Originally Posted by Boxlicker101

Quote:
Originally Posted by lovecraft68
No, no offense to those guys, but I'd rather have my tongue stuck between your cheeks.




Hi, Katt. What on Earth is wrong with a guy expressing a desire to rim an ass as sweet and beautiful as that of Sweet Maj? Especially on a porn site. I'd love to do it myself.

Because said Pig is my other half and my cheeks are the only ones he can shove his tongue between

Nothing like a good rim job, but from your stories, I can tell you know that

[TimothyM]

Originally Posted by Boxlicker101

Hi, Katt. What on Earth is wrong with a guy expressing a desire to rim an ass as sweet and beautiful as that of Sweet Maj? Especially on a porn site. I'd love to do it myself.

Makes three of us who wouldn't mind that...

And I'm pretty sure Maj will see LC's compliment in the positive way it was meant.

Ah - just saw your post, Katt, well in that case you are allowed to tell him off :-) Though I still think it's OK to express the hypothetical desire to do such a thing. It's a bit like saying "Oh I wouldn't mind having this handsome stud between my legs," about a good looking actor or model.

[TxRad]

Originally Posted by TimothyM

Makes three of us who wouldn't mind that...

And I'm pretty sure Maj will see LC's compliment in the positive way it was meant.

Ah - just saw your post, Katt, well in that case you are allowed to tell him off :-) Though I still tihink it's OK to express the hypothetical desire to do such a thing. It's a bit like saying "Oh I wouldn't mind having this handsome stud between my legs," about a good looking actor or model.

When you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is quit digging.