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Old 09-13-2012, 05:48 PM   #4076
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Old 09-13-2012, 06:23 PM   #4077
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Nothing, Nada, Niente.

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Old 09-13-2012, 06:26 PM   #4078
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Actually the Russian word for nothing is nichto (soft ch). "Niente," according to a search, is Italian for nothing.
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Old 09-13-2012, 06:29 PM   #4079
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Actually the Russian word for nothing is nichto (soft ch). "Niente," according to a search, is Italian for nothing.

Wow - I'm able to speak Italian!

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Old 09-13-2012, 06:42 PM   #4080
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Threadmaster's Intent:

To warn all new authors-and some current ones- that there is no such thing as A.I.R. Contests and that Scouries is the biggest fraud and cheat on Literotica.

I have decided that since Literotica has been very good to me, in giving me a place to post my work and improve my writing that it is time for me to give something back.

I aim to do that in the form of this public service message to warn new authors and everyone else in the forums that Jim Scouries is a cheat and a fraud.

In my time here I have noticed that several long standing members like Tx Rad, Dark, and even my "good friend" SRPilot spend some of their time posting on Scouries fake contest thread to warn newbies of this pariah to lit.

However, I realized there is a problem there. Although they mean well, whenever they do that, they are bumping his thread and giving him what he wants

Therefore I have created this thread and implore the above mentioned members as well as anyone else to post on this thread and keep it where it belongs; at the top of the AH hangout.

Scouries only exists here as it is a free speech site. So with the owners standing aside, it is up to the experienced authors to police the forum. So I am practicing my right to free speech with this thread and trying to do a good deed for the newbies that come here.

So welcome to my thread! Post early, post often! Post about what you did last night, post about anything, but just keep posting and bumping!

All here have the right to know that there is only one type of contest here and that is the Literotica sanctioned contests. The one's that have links to them and people can actually enter!

If there is no link to it on the home page then it is not real. So Jimmy boy, where is your link? Post it and I will have this thread deleted.

Oh, and BTW Jim? Feel free to post here as often as you would like!
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Old 09-13-2012, 08:07 PM   #4081
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[/quote]Nothing, Nada, Niente.

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(I'm not sure about "Niente", but I think it's Russian for nothing.) [/quote]



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Old 09-13-2012, 08:49 PM   #4082
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To ALL newbies, take note that any contest on this site, legitimate or otherwise, is rigged and fixed to promote favouritism. Scouries contests are just as valid as the ones put on by this site. As an example, I have written a lesbian series that during the months of May through to July, held first place in that genre. According to the rules of the monthly contests, a story must hold onto first place with a score of 50 votes or more. Three of my installments achieved that, yet none were given the award for May, June, or July. Silkstockinglover has a new story out in August and is now in the Hall of Fame. Favouritism and discrimination at its finest.

Don't consider entering a contest of any kind on this site, legitimate or otherwise, unless you wish to be greatly disappointed in thge outcome. It's all black and white here, the proof is on the pages. I will be removing all my stories from this site and not posting here either.
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Old 09-13-2012, 08:58 PM   #4083
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Old 09-13-2012, 09:06 PM   #4084
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Ignore Mr. Disappointment people, cause that's humanity for you.
We're all free to express our opinions. Can't say the way the site runs the contests isn't frustrating.
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Old 09-13-2012, 09:43 PM   #4085
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The awards just announced were for months in 2011. The story lance is complaining about being cheated was published in 2012. He's throwing a paranoid hissy fit over nothing.
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Old 09-13-2012, 09:46 PM   #4086
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The awards just announced were for months in 2011. The story lance is complaining about being cheated was published in 2012. He's throwing a paranoid hissy fit over nothing.
Now that you say that, I notice he didn't mention 2011 in his posts. The series he's speaking of has been going awhile so I figured he was speaking of last year.

Maybe he'll feel better when they announce the 2012 winners in mid 2013.

They need to get rid of chapter stories winning. Its an unfair scoring advantage over stand alone stories.
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Old 09-13-2012, 10:02 PM   #4087
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Not to worry. There's a select group here whose devotees rail against the contests and periodically take their marbles and go home--and the next thing you know, they're back and entering contests again.
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Old 09-13-2012, 10:17 PM   #4088
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Not to worry. There's a select group here whose devotees rail against the contests and periodically take their marbles and go home--and the next thing you know, they're back and entering contests again.
Everyone is entered in the monthly's I don't think you can ask not to be.
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Old 09-13-2012, 10:36 PM   #4089
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Guess you need to tell your swiftboating buddy that. This is his tantrum about contests.
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Old 09-14-2012, 01:42 AM   #4090
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Everyone is entered in the monthly's I don't think you can ask not to be.
If you want to avoid it, you could disable voting. I wouldn't do it, but it would be possible.
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Old 09-14-2012, 06:09 AM   #4091
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Guess you need to tell your swiftboating buddy that. This is his tantrum about contests.
It doesn't bother me when people rant. Sometimes it could just be the wrong thing at the wrong time.

The monthly's are terribly flawed and NH has won 2 out of 3 many times in the last few months because almost everything over there is a chapter story.

I saw one of mine was actually nominated and it was also a chapter story. It has a far higher rating than any of my "stand alone" stories so the advantage is evident.

To me this would be an easy fix. Nothing with the word chapter is eligible, but they have no interest in making changes, so it is what it is.

But I can see where its frustrating.
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Old 09-14-2012, 11:54 AM   #4092
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The awards just announced were for months in 2011. The story lance is complaining about being cheated was published in 2012. He's throwing a paranoid hissy fit over nothing.
I know the awards posted are for 2011, I was stating the placement of SSL's story in the Hall of Fame in the lesbian genre when it's barely a month old. The contests are a farce, no matter who puts them on, but denying my story its rightful place in the standings, even when my scores and votes are higher than SSL's is bullshit. Favouritism and discrimination at its best, plain and simple.
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Old 09-14-2012, 01:01 PM   #4093
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I would just like to say (on behalf of everyone associated with ScouriesWorld) that we are shocked that our cheating THREADMISTRESS, lovergirl (ytcc) was again robbed of victory in the latest LITEROTICA themed contest.

It's just not fair! I mean she has been sucking up to the QUEEN for over 5 months now. What does LAUREL want before she forgives our little comic girl? BLOOD?

no mister pilot - for a second i couldn't hold back the laugh. And what may i ask are you still doing on this thread?

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Can we hope that Jacqui had a coronary in the middle of that post?
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Back to the top with this

Okay, I'm feed up with the object of this thread. He managed to do the announcement of winners on the official summer loving contest thread - an honor which rightly belonged to PennLady as the moderator.
How do I put Scouries on ignore, so that I never, ever see any of his stupid posts again ?

And why don't we all report his posts as spam every time we see them in the official contest threads ? Yes, I know it's not possible, but I really want to do it !
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Old 09-14-2012, 01:54 PM   #4096
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Okay, I'm feed up with the object of this thread. He managed to do the announcement of winners on the official summer loving contest thread - an honor which rightly belonged to PennLady as the moderator.
How do I put Scouries on ignore, so that I never, ever see any of his stupid posts again ?

And why don't we all report his posts as spam every time we see them in the official contest threads ? Yes, I know it's not possible, but I really want to do it !
Thanks, Timothy. Actually I have scouries on ignore, and I posted the winners as well. (Also, I was out for about three hours today, so it was fair game for someone else to post.) So at worst, there's duplication for some users. C'est la vie.

To put someone on ignore, if you're reading one of their posts click on their name at the left-hand side and a menu should come up. Choose "Add to Ignore List."
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A bump to keep this thread on top.
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Okay, I'm feed up with the object of this thread. He managed to do the announcement of winners on the official summer loving contest thread - an honor which rightly belonged to PennLady as the moderator.
How do I put Scouries on ignore, so that I never, ever see any of his stupid posts again ?

And why don't we all report his posts as spam every time we see them in the official contest threads ? Yes, I know it's not possible, but I really want to do it !
I'm not defending s...., but the announcement of winners was made by Laurel, as it always is. S.... just copied the announcement and posted it on Penn Lady's thread. She posted it later. Since so many persons have s.... on ignore, more people probably read it on her post.

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Old 09-14-2012, 06:08 PM   #4099
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Just bumping this, and saying CONGRATULATIONS to all the SLS contest entries and winners. You all rock.
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Old 09-14-2012, 06:49 PM   #4100
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I would just like to say (on behalf of everyone associated with ScouriesWorld) that we are shocked that our cheating THREADMISTRESS, lovergirl (ytcc) was again robbed of victory in the latest LITEROTICA themed contest.

It's just not fair! I mean she has been sucking up to the QUEEN for over 5 months now. What does LAUREL want before she forgives our little comic girl? BLOOD?

no mister pilot - for a second i couldn't hold back the laugh. And what may i ask are you still doing on this thread?

My score pre sweep was 4.79. My final score was 4.81

Not enough to win (I think this may be my 3rd 4th place finish) but certainly no indication of any cheating.

And end of the day Jim, you look like a bratty little kid standing outside the playground and making fun of all the kids who are playing together, calling them names to try to cover up for the fact that...

You're a pathetic loser.

Got everything to say about the contests and peoples scores and their votes who's doing what, who should win, who shouldn't.

But not only have you not entered the last three contests, but you've only written one story this year and that was almost 8 months ago.

At least I, and everyone else who entered, have the balls to toss a story up there and see what happens and most of the risk involved is due to your cheating bullshit.

Unlike you, I, and the others here, walk my talk, you just talk....and talk....and talk.....
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