New Author's Beware: Scouries and his contests are fake. Keep bumping this thread.

[TxRad]

Originally Posted by lovecraft68

Threadmaster's Intent:

To warn all new authors-and some current ones- that there is no such thing as A.I.R. Contests and that Scouries is the biggest fraud and cheat on Literotica.

I have decided that since Literotica has been very good to me, in giving me a place to post my work and improve my writing that it is time for me to give something back.

I aim to do that in the form of this public service message to warn new authors and everyone else in the forums that Jim Scouries is a cheat and a fraud.

In my time here I have noticed that several long standing members like Tx Rad, Dark, and even my "good friend" SRPilot spend some of their time posting on Scouries fake contest thread to warn newbies of this pariah to lit.

However, I realized there is a problem there. Although they mean well, whenever they do that, they are bumping his thread and giving him what he wants

Therefore I have created this thread and implore the above mentioned members as well as anyone else to post on this thread and keep it where it belongs; at the top of the AH hangout.

Scouries only exists here as it is a free speech site. So with the owners standing aside, it is up to the experienced authors to police the forum. So I am practicing my right to free speech with this thread and trying to do a good deed for the newbies that come here.

So welcome to my thread! Post early, post often! Post about what you did last night, post about anything, but just keep posting and bumping!

All here have the right to know that there is only one type of contest here and that is the Literotica sanctioned contests. The one's that have links to them and people can actually enter!

If there is no link to it on the home page then it is not real. So Jimmy boy, where is your link? Post it and I will have this thread deleted.

[scouries]

ASSOCIATION of INDEPENDENT READERS (A.I.R.)


Ohhhh myyyyy gawd is that our canadian friend topper!!!!!

2012 Summer in the Sun Contest

thank you brent crude...

[TxRad]

Newbie Alert

The above is a fake contest run by scouries for his own amusement and to boost his own ego. He is the self proclaimed number one writer on Lit but he has yet to win in six years any contest, not a monthly, yearly or special.

According to scouries, everyone from the site owner to the members of the AH are responsible for him not winning and everyone is an alt and/or a cheat who does win.

For information and support of the real Literotica contest, please go here: The Official Author's Hangout Summer Lovin' Contest Support Thread

Thank you.

[estragon]

Toujours le troll. Really, he owns that little cave under the bridge in cuckhold.

[LaRascasse]

BUMP.

I am so hot and sweaty right now. No, I have not had sex. I have been the victim of a blackout for most of today.

670 million people (half of India's population, more than that of North America) have been reeling under today's blackout.

[topace]

[rant]
I guess scummies never read I'm a real-life virgin and a male.

He also could have safely implied I'm not that big down there by my rants against big-cock stories (which I hate with a passion).

So quit spreading falsehoods and get lost troll!
[/rant]

Hope you get hit hard cause I reported your harassment of me!

[ScouriesWorld]

topper, topper, topper!


Surely it’s not true. I have to tell that you’ve truly disappointed all of us at ScouriesWorld And not just once!

A virgin? How old are you anyway? What are you doing on this site? And on topper of this you’ve become a whiner? You’ve cried to the QUEEN?

What is happening up there in Canada? I mean when you hear Canada you think snow and cold and lumberjacks and hairy chests and virility and... And yet here on LITEROTICA we first had lance making your country look bad and now we have you claiming to be a virgin. WTF?

I would suggest you review what you’ve said about the boss and what you’ve called him on this thread before you start crying about harassment. You don’t want to be labeled as someone who can dish it out (only if you’re backed up apparently) but who can’t take it do you?

Instead of whining and spending your days on LITEROTICA I’d suggest you go out and get laid. Surely up north it’s no harder than it is anywhere else. And if you can’t get a babe go and buy one. Get some of that famous Canadian pussy for crying out loud! Use that thing before it falls off...

[lovecraft68]

[quote=ScouriesWorld;41582218]Instead of whining and spending your days on LITEROTICA I’d suggest you go out and get laid./QUOTE]


If this isn't the pot calling the kettle black. What do you do here, but spend your days whining? Maybe if you didn't spend so much time doing that, you might be able to write another story sometime this year.

[SandraMustard]

Like to pick on people you perceive are weak, scouries? What a pathetic model of decency you exhibit. Maybe some thick-necked scourians should hold you down and fuck you in the ass...

Oh, wait. You'd probably like that.

Oh, and I reported your attack.

[SweetMaj]

Report "BUMP".

[lance gt]

Awwwww, scummies misses me. Don't worry scummies, I'll always think you're an asshole. Top doesn't need to worry about being a virgin, he's in big demand when he decides to give it up. You on the other hand, can't even pay to get laid. Once they see you living with mom in the basement and have her picture beside your bed, there's no amount of money to convince them to touch you. Keep that palm nice and soft, you don't want to chafe that pathetic little dick of yours.

[SandraMustard]

Scurvie seems to be getting more rabid with his attacks on other users. Does this suggest to anyone else that something traumatic has happened in his life? I mean, what if he caught an STD from his own mother or something?

[Kurokami]

What's this? We're below the goddamn AIR thread? Not on my watch!

[estragon]

LaRascasse, hope you got the electric power back. My brother and sister-in-law are going to India soon (Delhi and Agra) to sightsee. India is quite a destination.

[Hubs_in_hose]

to the top...

[SEVERUSMAX]

RIP Eugene Luther Gore Vidal.

(October 3, 1925 to July 31, 2012)

A truly great loss to the worlds of American literature and politics (even for those of us who didn't always share his views).

His Julian was a particularly telling and transformational book for me.

It was one of the most influential novels I've ever read.

A man of courage, intellect, dignity, and complete honesty.

[SweetMaj]

Bumping this thread back on top.

[LaRascasse]

Bumping it above the douche's thread.

Power back in India \m/

[TxRad]

Dark of the Moon, aka DK Moon stopped by scouries fake thread to give him a jab. Good to see him around. It has been a while.

[topace]

Morning all.

I went and reported your latest attack on me scumbag. I hope you get hit hard.

Thanks to those who also reported the d-bag. Nice to see fellow members that care.

I don't have to worry about getting out of my place, as I'm a local celebrity around here (especially on karaoke nights when I can go). 100 fans on Facebook for my hard work and dedication to my hobbies of karaoke and writing.

[TxRad]

Scouries fake contests thread slides down the forum page faster and faster as the days go by.

[lovecraft68]

A bump and let me just say how nice it is that when I'm not around(because I have a life and do spend time writing unlike someone else) that there are plenty of people carrying the torch here.

Must be tough to be a threadmaster of a thread that only you post in Jim, I'd say I feel bad for you, but its not nice to lie.

[scouries]

little scourians!!!!

Say hello to:



Many of you probably didn’t notice his visit. Many of you newbies in fact may never have heard of him. But once upon a time he was one of LITEROTICA’S most famous (or infamous) people. Known variously as drksideofthemoon, D.K.Moon, _scourieslite_ and Brian Montana he reappeared today after an absence of some three years.

This ex-canadian once was LITEROTICA’S greatest promoters of his works – a veritable one man PR firm who used every trick in the book to keep his name in the public eye.

He became infamous for his habit of sending pictures of an oversized penis (supposedly his) to every woman (and gay guy) who commented on his stories. And rumor has it he sent the QUEEN a three minute video of himself jacking off.

In the end he was brought down by the kitten twins – an evil duo that sucked the life out of this intrepid Canadian. After they weakened him the coup de grace was delivered by our ex-cia agent. And so he sunk out of view...

Until today...

...He's back!!!!!

[SweetMaj]

*BUMP*

The post above me is absurd.

[TxRad]

Originally Posted by SweetMaj

*BUMP*

The post above me is absurd.

it is also a total crock of shit but then again what else would you expect from the bullshit king.