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Old 03-05-2013, 09:34 PM   #1
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Taylor Love here.... I do numerous things.

Yes thats right I burp.... loud and proud while giving the BEST strip tease.

OR I can just give a straight burping show. YOUR CHOICE!

I can burp on command... I can do a scale of 1-10...

I am a female.

I do foot.... hands... gloves.... balloons.... eating.... farting.... tickle.... bondage...

If theres something NOT listed, JUST ASK.

My friends think im weird. BUT im here to make sure you're happy.

PM me if you would like a skype show.
Currently discounted rates!

I want to share!
TL

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Old 03-05-2013, 10:46 PM   #2
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Just had a 30 second preview and this lady aint wrong, she can burp. Cute smile too
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Old 03-05-2013, 10:48 PM   #3
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Just had a 30 second preview and this lady aint wrong, she can burp. Cute smile too
Rarely give previews.... but someone needed to know!

Thanks BTW!
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Old 03-06-2013, 04:45 AM   #4
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No one is interested in:

1. Spam.

2. Your disgusting burps.

Go away.
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Old 03-06-2013, 03:18 PM   #5
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No one is interested in:

1. Spam.

2. Your disgusting burps.

Go away.
Its not Spam. I am a real person.... with real interest in this stuff. GRANTED I don't do the incest, or daddy or whatever the serious stuff is.... I only do the small stuff.... I am still allowed to be here.

I won't go away.
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Old 03-06-2013, 05:44 PM   #6
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Lol....

Strip burping! At least its not strip farting.....to each their own.
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Old 03-06-2013, 06:07 PM   #7
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Strip burping! At least its not strip farting.....to each their own.

YUP! Its fun actually
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Old 03-06-2013, 06:16 PM   #8
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if somebody finds this attractive then there truly is someone for everybody, even if you were shockingly hot OP I think i'd find myself cringing

each to their own tho good luck to you
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Old 03-06-2013, 06:24 PM   #9
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if somebody finds this attractive then there truly is someone for everybody, even if you were shockingly hot OP I think i'd find myself cringing

each to their own tho good luck to you
I dont strictly burp!
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Old 03-07-2013, 06:37 AM   #10
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I dont strictly burp!
Maybe if you fleshed out your profile a bit more or had posts in a few other areas, people might get to know you and give you less grief.....other than that.....

What do you do "strictly"?
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Old 04-06-2013, 02:52 PM   #11
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Hi, good luck. There is someone for everyone on here. lol

when you say skype is discounted does that mean you normally charge?
You mean there is a market for strip burping? thats pretty cool
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Yes thats right I burp.... loud and proud while giving the BEST strip tease.

OR I can just give a straight burping show. YOUR CHOICE!

I can burp on command... I can do a scale of 1-10...

I am a female.

I do foot.... hands... gloves.... balloons.... eating.... farting.... tickle.... bondage...

If theres something NOT listed, JUST ASK.

My friends think im weird. BUT im here to make sure you're happy.

PM me if you would like a skype show.
Currently discounted rates!

I want to share!
TL
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Old 04-06-2013, 03:25 PM   #12
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You mean there is a market for strip burping? thats pretty cool
I believe there is a market for ANYTHING. Granted strip burping is probably a fairly small niche, but to each their own. Whatever gets you off.
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Old 04-06-2013, 03:41 PM   #13
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An extremely small niche the more I think about it. The thought makes me giggle. ..well anyone burping is not a turn on for me, neither is a woman stripping. But as a Psych major I am intriqued to talk to the man this makes hard.
So pm me if it does!

and pls let me take this opportunity to say no I don't cam on skype. I should add that to my profile I think lol

woohoo, Saturday is off to a nice start with Lit, the most interesting stuff I've read in ages
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I believe there is a market for ANYTHING. Granted strip burping is probably a fairly small niche, but to each their own. Whatever gets you off.
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Old 04-06-2013, 06:18 PM   #14
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Have you considered "Americas got Talent"?

If you can graduate to hiccups whilst doing upside down splits, my agent would be very interested in you
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Old 04-06-2013, 08:04 PM   #15
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I would like to report that I have received one pm only so far directly related to this thread.

Is that it??
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Old 04-06-2013, 08:14 PM   #16
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I would like to report that I have received one pm only so far directly related to this thread.

Is that it??
Maybe part of the fetish is being turned on by burps, but keeping it a secret.
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Old 04-06-2013, 08:25 PM   #17
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Dont worry Fletch. I will keep your secret. reveal yourself to me here, no one is reading.....
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Old 04-06-2013, 08:29 PM   #18
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I would like to report that I have received one pm only so far directly related to this thread.

Is that it??
I am definitely okay with women burping. The burping itself is not a turn on, but a girl being herself and not giving a shit about what others think is. With that said, I prefer burping and sexy time to remain separate.
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Old 04-06-2013, 08:31 PM   #19
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Woody you are just trying to trick me into clicking your profile again
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Old 04-06-2013, 08:37 PM   #20
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Woody you are just trying to trick me into clicking your profile again
Am not!

Okay, I thought about it a little more and I have more to add:

The burping while stripping... depends on how hot she is and the reason for burping. Did she just drink a lot of beer or did she just scarf down a bunch of fast food?

As long it was a short, loud burp... and not some gnarly, ugly sounding burp. Also, if she's doing this on a webcam and I don't have to smell it. I could see myself being a little amused by it
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Old 04-06-2013, 08:38 PM   #21
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I see..

so would you then be littlewoody?
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Old 04-06-2013, 08:42 PM   #22
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I see..

so would you then be littlewoody?
Well, there are important questions that need answering before I could know for sure.

How far into the stripping does the burp occur? Is she burping the whole time? What does the burping do for her?

Mostly likely I would be littlewoody
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Old 04-06-2013, 08:42 PM   #23
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UPDATE

good news: we are up to 6 guys responded by pm to me.

bad news: unfortunately for the state of the strip burp research, most of the comments seem to be related to my breasts?

now I'm not opposed to talking to about my breasts but this is a serious subject we are delving into here.

Where did the OP go anyways?
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Old 04-06-2013, 08:45 PM   #24
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Thank you for taking this seriously! I think the OP is quite flexible in her abilities. I wish she would come back here. I feel like I've hijacked her thread and don't want to answer for her. But then, if she is making money from it, maybe she will give me a cut!

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Well, there are important questions that need answering before I could know for sure.

How far into the stripping does the burp occur? Is she burping the whole time? What does the burping do for her?

Mostly likely I would be littlewoody
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Old 04-06-2013, 08:50 PM   #25
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Thank you for taking this seriously! I think the OP is quite flexible in her abilities. I wish she would come back here. I feel like I've hijacked her thread and don't want to answer for her. But then, if she is making money from it, maybe she will give me a cut!
I am mostly surprised that everyone ignored the balloons and farting
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