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Old 08-20-2014, 11:07 PM   #1
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REPENT! Confess Your Lit Sins and Ye Shall Be Free!

Welcum to the Lit Crusade and Revival. My name is Brother Munky and I stand before you today as testimony to the power and the glory that is Geezs Fuck He Is Crazy. Until just moments ago I was a purveyor of Lust, a Sinful Munky, filled with Carnal Desire and Cheap Hootch, seducing your wives and daughters. I was a Profane Munky, ruled by Profane Desires, with a one way ticket to Eternal Damnation. But I have been brought back from the veritable edge of the abyss.

Brothers and Sisters, I was saved by my Confession: I start too many threads.

Post your own Lit Confession and ye shall be free!

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Old 08-20-2014, 11:12 PM   #2
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Old 08-20-2014, 11:14 PM   #3
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Hrm.. someone has been into the crazy juice again.
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For the love of God- No, I don't like the Twilight books.

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Old 08-20-2014, 11:18 PM   #4
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Old 08-20-2014, 11:49 PM   #5
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Hrm.. someone has been into the crazy juice again.
Tis Gawd who created Crazy Juice.

I drink from His cup.
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Old 08-20-2014, 11:50 PM   #6
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Yeah.. I think you snuck second or third helpings behind his back.
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For the love of God- No, I don't like the Twilight books.

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Old 08-20-2014, 11:51 PM   #7
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Repent you bastard! You are otherwise doomed to an eternity with Ayn Rand.
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Old 08-20-2014, 11:52 PM   #8
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Bullshit! My sins, if confessed specifically, would get me thrown out of here.
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Old 08-21-2014, 12:00 AM   #9
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Bullshit! My sins, if confessed specifically, would get me thrown out of here.
Brother, the Road to Redemption is a long and winding road.

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Old 08-21-2014, 12:03 AM   #10
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Brother, the Road to Redemption is a long and winding road.

Please leave money in the donation tray.
If I get near that tray I'll slip in a 5 and take 100 in change.
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Old 08-21-2014, 12:03 AM   #11
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Repent you bastard! You are otherwise doomed to an eternity with Ayn Rand.
No, she'll be doomed to an eternity with me!

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Old 08-21-2014, 12:12 AM   #12
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"blah blah blah seducing your ... daughters blah blah"
If that statement is true, then therein lies my sin. My daughter is here??

And, bad Munky... stay away from her.
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Old 08-21-2014, 12:14 AM   #13
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Repent you bastard! You are otherwise doomed to an eternity with Ayn Rand.
I would eat her lunch. Or for lunch. It depends on how well she has held up.
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Old 08-21-2014, 12:15 AM   #14
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Brother Munky finds this all very disturbing. Gurls aren't confessing on this thread.

After The Rapture, The Apocalypse, and The End Times (which I so look forward to!) I was hoping there'd be some gurls left over.
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Brother Munky finds this all very disturbing. Gurls aren't confessing on this thread.

After The Rapture, The Apocalypse, and The End Times (which I so look forward to!) I was hoping there'd be some gurls left over.
Dude, so not showing you my tits (again) to prove I'm a girl (again)
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Old 08-21-2014, 12:17 AM   #16
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And, bad Munky... stay away from her.
I have seen the light. No touchy, no flirty. Promise.
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Old 08-21-2014, 12:19 AM   #17
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I have seen the light. No touchy, no flirty. Promise.
Awww
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A guy here who gets it!
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Old 08-21-2014, 12:23 AM   #18
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hold on a minute..

you're the guy in the confessional but you don't secretly want to touch me..

I have no frame of reference for that
despite being raised irish-catholic
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Old 08-21-2014, 12:24 AM   #19
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hold on a minute..

you're the guy in the confessional but you don't secretly want to touch me..

I have no frame of reference for that
despite being raised irish-catholic
I'll gladly step in if you need that. Foot the authentic feel, of course.
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Old 08-21-2014, 12:25 AM   #20
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Awww
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A guy here who gets it!
Tis glorious when I was Saved. Kinda like being neutered.
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Old 08-21-2014, 12:27 AM   #21
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Old 08-21-2014, 12:28 AM   #22
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Tis glorious when I was Saved. Kinda like being neutered.
Ohhhh, my apologies. I wasn't aware of the neutering.

I wasn't really close at all when I said "a guy here who gets it." then, was I?
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Old 08-21-2014, 12:36 AM   #23
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Old 08-21-2014, 12:39 AM   #24
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Ohhhh, my apologies. I wasn't aware of the neutering.
No need to apologize, Miss Prissy. Since this is a confessional thread, I will tell you the story. Friends and I were roaming around the mean streets of Provo when I said, "Let's go get tattooed!". They were full of crazy juice and thought I said, "Let's go get neutered!"

The rest is history.
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