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Old 05-17-2012, 04:23 AM   #51
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See, this is why it took me till I was 44 to go to my first gentleman's club. I eschewed the breast at like 8 months and haven't given them much thought unless I'm in a position to play fairly aggressively with them. (That may have something to do with mom's insistence on my precocious move to the cup)

Now if it was two hot legs, no waiting, I'd be all over them.

(who am I kidding I'd settle for one and a good prothsthetic as long as they were shorn in a cute pair of pumps!)
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Old 05-17-2012, 05:22 AM   #52
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You're not a man if...

You haven't travelled at least 150 miles just on the off chance of getting sex. If it's a guarantee of Great sex? 400 or 500 miles minimum.
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Old 05-17-2012, 08:03 AM   #53
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See, this is why it took me till I was 44 to go to my first gentleman's club. I eschewed the breast at like 8 months and haven't given them much thought unless I'm in a position to play fairly aggressively with them. (That may have something to do with mom's insistence on my precocious move to the cup)

Now if it was two hot legs, no waiting, I'd be all over them.

(who am I kidding I'd settle for one and a good prothsthetic as long as they were shorn in a cute pair of pumps!)
Hey, I've got legs! In fact two of them!!! And they just might be hot, so there!

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You haven't travelled at least 150 miles just on the off chance of getting sex. If it's a guarantee of Great sex? 400 or 500 miles minimum.
Yeah, what he said. LOL
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Old 05-17-2012, 03:38 PM   #54
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Hey, I've got legs!
Now you are turning me on...will look to see if you are online in the AM soon.
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Old 05-17-2012, 04:32 PM   #55
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Hey, I've got legs! In fact two of them!!! And they just might be hot, so there!



Yeah, what he said. LOL
I tried to send a mommy creampie impregnation PM but it couldn't go through due to too many msgs. Lemme know when I can try again!
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Old 05-17-2012, 07:30 PM   #56
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Like your taboo ideas. Have a few others in that arena as well myself. I'd enjoy communication with an obviously intelligent woman as you so eloquently show you are. On the lighter side, I have been know to laugh during an orgasm...hers and/or mine. They say laughter releases endorphin's and I'm good with that.

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Old 05-17-2012, 09:53 PM   #57
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I was trying to send you a PM, but sadly, there's no longer any room in your inbox.
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Old 05-17-2012, 10:22 PM   #58
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Hey, I've got legs! In fact two of them!!! And they just might be hot, so there!
Oh, yeah? My stool has three legs, and so do I. And one of them is hot enough to melt butter.
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Old 05-18-2012, 05:48 AM   #59
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Lit seriously drives me crazy at times. Since they moved my prior personal to the Playground (where good threads go to die), I am making a new one. So, here's the deal.

I am a very horny woman in my mid forties. I am looking for a 21-45ish male for occasional naughty voice chat over skype or yahoo (NOTE: NOT PHONE!). Bonus points if you are available in the early a.m. central time (like 6:30-7:30) on weekdays. It's surprisingly hard to find men at that time. LOL

I DO NOT CAM (though on rare occasions I do watch). I don't want to hear about your real life conquests. I'm not looking for dating or romance or sweet nothings whispered in my ear. I am looking for mutual masturbation via voice (AFTER I get to know you a bit) with a guy that gets off on the same naughty fantasies I like.

I enjoy all sorts of things from mother/son to daddy/daughter to force and restraint and a few other taboo subjects. I generally prefer to submit but will domme on very rare occasions. Impregnation fantasies get me particularly hot. I am not into pain or blood or drinking urine or scat.

I'll apologize in advance since I know I will get slammed with responses and it's quite possible I may not be able to answer them all.

If you would like a better chance of getting a response, do NOT write an inane one liner like "Hi, how are you?" (I can tell you right now: I'm fine, thanks). Approach me with a little wit and intelligence and show that you are capable of carrying on a conversation and that you actually read my personal. It wouldn't hurt to read my profile and past postings either, to get a sense of what I am like.

OK, let the games begin!
Hello Im a late arrival to your thread but it caught me eye and sparked my interest Im a little older than what you say your prefered age group is but us older guys still enjoy a good conversation with someone that can keep it interesting
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Old 05-19-2012, 07:14 PM   #60
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Now you are turning me on...will look to see if you are online in the AM soon.
LOL Well I am many mornings.

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I tried to send a mommy creampie impregnation PM but it couldn't go through due to too many msgs. Lemme know when I can try again!
Awwww sorry... yes, I will work on that this weekend to clear up a little space.

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Like your taboo ideas. Have a few others in that arena as well myself. I'd enjoy communication with an obviously intelligent woman as you so eloquently show you are. On the lighter side, I have been know to laugh during an orgasm...hers and/or mine. They say laughter releases endorphin's and I'm good with that.

Well I suppose that might depend on why you were laughing and if it felt like you were laughing WITH me or AT me. LOL ROFL

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I was trying to send you a PM, but sadly, there's no longer any room in your inbox.
I've gotten your pm now, as you know.

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Oh, yeah? My stool has three legs, and so do I. And one of them is hot enough to melt butter.
I think sharing infomation about your stools falls into TMI.

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Hello Im a late arrival to your thread but it caught me eye and sparked my interest Im a little older than what you say your prefered age group is but us older guys still enjoy a good conversation with someone that can keep it interesting
Well then we'll see what you've got, won't we?
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Old 05-19-2012, 08:11 PM   #61
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This thread cracks me up! Obviosly a very hot woman who knows what she wants has encountered the usual array of douches...

Hope you find the guy you are looking for...moore power to you
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Old 05-19-2012, 09:09 PM   #62
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Mmmmm...you look sooo sexy.. want to cum online? Be my cyber lover? Let's have phone sex? I’d love to swap pics with you, talk dirty, share fantasies and cum together!? Cum on, life's too short. How does this sound…………………….
If I were with you now I'd take you in my arms. I'll put gentle kisses on your neck as I hold you tenderly; I'll nuzzle your ear and trace a line with my tongue down the nape of your neck and across the top of your shoulder. I begin to undress you slowly kissing every inch of your body as it becomes exposed. I expose your breasts, they're beautifully I take your nipple between by thumb and forefinger and rub it till it stands tall and erect. As I do this I take the other between by lips and suck on it gently, teasing it with my tongue until it too stiffens. I continue to undress you until you stand naked before me. I pick you up in my arms and gently lay you down on the bed. Again I trace a line with my tongue down your body from your breasts past your Navel stopping when I reach your pussy.
Your scent excites me. But first I plant tender kisses on the inside of your thighs, first right, then left starting just above your knees and again, stopping just before your lips. Now I lift your legs exposing your lovely ass. I kiss each cheek in turn then I part the globes with my tongue. My tongue seeks out and finds your rosebud. At first, I flick my tongue lightly over it, but this is not enough I make my tongue hard and try to penetrate your ass. I feel your clit resist at first but then it relaxes and allows me to enter. Now I can concentrate on your pussy. I can see the moisture oozing out from you. I lick it up greedily truing to capture every drop on my tongue. I push my tongue into your cunt as far as I can reach. I drink from you but it is not enough to quench my thirst. I find your clitoris and suck it between my lips. I flick my tongue over it causing you to moan passionately. My cock is ready for you. How may I pleasure you? Write back and tell me what it is you desire.
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Old 05-19-2012, 09:12 PM   #63
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well just corrupt me already! Damn it
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Old 05-20-2012, 12:58 AM   #64
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I have been corrupted already, but there are numerous levels of corruption... How far do you want to take it???
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Old 05-20-2012, 10:52 AM   #65
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LOL Well I am many mornings.



Awwww sorry... yes, I will work on that this weekend to clear up a little space.



Well I suppose that might depend on why you were laughing and if it felt like you were laughing WITH me or AT me. LOL ROFL



I've gotten your pm now, as you know.



I think sharing infomation about your stools falls into TMI.



Well then we'll see what you've got, won't we?
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Old 05-20-2012, 10:46 PM   #66
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This thread cracks me up! Obviosly a very hot woman who knows what she wants has encountered the usual array of douches...

Hope you find the guy you are looking for...moore power to you
Well I do try.

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Mmmmm...you look sooo sexy.. want to cum online? Be my cyber lover? Let's have phone sex? I’d love to swap pics with you, talk dirty, share fantasies and cum together!? Cum on, life's too short. How does this sound…………………….
If I were with you now I'd take you in my arms. I'll put gentle kisses on your neck as I hold you tenderly; I'll nuzzle your ear and trace a line with my tongue down the nape of your neck and across the top of your shoulder. I begin to undress you slowly kissing every inch of your body as it becomes exposed. I expose your breasts, they're beautifully I take your nipple between by thumb and forefinger and rub it till it stands tall and erect. As I do this I take the other between by lips and suck on it gently, teasing it with my tongue until it too stiffens. I continue to undress you until you stand naked before me. I pick you up in my arms and gently lay you down on the bed. Again I trace a line with my tongue down your body from your breasts past your Navel stopping when I reach your pussy.
Your scent excites me. But first I plant tender kisses on the inside of your thighs, first right, then left starting just above your knees and again, stopping just before your lips. Now I lift your legs exposing your lovely ass. I kiss each cheek in turn then I part the globes with my tongue. My tongue seeks out and finds your rosebud. At first, I flick my tongue lightly over it, but this is not enough I make my tongue hard and try to penetrate your ass. I feel your clit resist at first but then it relaxes and allows me to enter. Now I can concentrate on your pussy. I can see the moisture oozing out from you. I lick it up greedily truing to capture every drop on my tongue. I push my tongue into your cunt as far as I can reach. I drink from you but it is not enough to quench my thirst. I find your clitoris and suck it between my lips. I flick my tongue over it causing you to moan passionately. My cock is ready for you. How may I pleasure you? Write back and tell me what it is you desire.
Well that certainly was a nice start to something...

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well just corrupt me already! Damn it
LOL Well all right then! Damn it!

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I have been corrupted already, but there are numerous levels of corruption... How far do you want to take it???
I think something along the lines of Dante's Inferno's seven levels of hell... or would purgatory be more fun?

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Old 05-21-2012, 12:41 AM   #67
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Well shit....

I'm easily corrupted and 35 years young. I'm available for fun and excitement and all the corruption you can muster monday and tuesday am. If you feel like an intelligent, creative and deeply satisfying morning, Pm me and we'll have an adventure.
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Old 05-22-2012, 08:43 AM   #68
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I'm easily corrupted and 35 years young. I'm available for fun and excitement and all the corruption you can muster monday and tuesday am. If you feel like an intelligent, creative and deeply satisfying morning, Pm me and we'll have an adventure.

Well now that sounds quite promising.
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Old 05-22-2012, 08:51 AM   #69
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I am in full mood to get corrupted. Your id is already cranking the engine and heating it up :-P.
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Old 05-22-2012, 08:53 AM   #70
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You haven't travelled at least 150 miles just on the off chance of getting sex. If it's a guarantee of Great sex? 400 or 500 miles minimum.
and the company I worked for paid for the ticket.
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Old 05-22-2012, 07:21 PM   #71
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I am in full mood to get corrupted. Your id is already cranking the engine and heating it up :-P.
Well I'm pleased to hear it.

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and the company I worked for paid for the ticket.
LOL that was quite the trip!
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Old 05-22-2012, 07:29 PM   #72
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Old 05-22-2012, 08:29 PM   #73
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Your inbox is full atm

I made you something, a quick introduction, give a listen

http://audioboo.fm/boos/814469-for-2...waiting#t=0m0s
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Old 05-22-2012, 09:23 PM   #74
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Old 05-22-2012, 09:33 PM   #75
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Well, sexy lady, as others have noted, your inbox is full, so I figured I'd just post my message here:

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On my knees in your kitchen, wearing nothing but an apron and a pair of rubber gloves as I diligently scrub your kitchen floor. Meanwhile, you're sitting a few feet away on a comfortable chair in the dining room, fully clothed in a sexy cocktail dress, your gorgeous legs teasing me mercilessly, crossing and uncrossing and recrossing while you supervise, watching me work and making sure I do a good enough job to earn my reward. Your fingers pointing with long, manicured nails and your sexy voice breaking the silence every now and then with a firm, but playful and lilting, "Missed a spot, boy!" when pointing to a spot on the tile or a streak on the countertop.

Mmmmm... wow. I just wrote that and I already like where this is going. That's quite a fantasy you suggested in your domestic servitude thread--very inspiring indeed. I'll admit to having a weakness for being sensually dominated, among many other varied fantasies. I figured I'd leave the dirty stuff for later, but I do think we could take it down a very, very dirty path very, very quickly.

I saw your personal ad and thought we might have a few things in common. I'm 30 years old, I tend to crush on slightly older women, I'm very open minded and I'm willing to try anything and everything as long as it gets you hot and makes you cum. I love voice chat and think we could have a lot of fun together on Skype or Yahoo or whatever you prefer. Several of the fantasies you mentioned are definitely on the list of things that drive me wild. I can do both the dom and sub thing and I think it's fun to switch between as moods and situations dictate.

So, care to indulge some fantasies with me?

Anyway, hopefully you'll write back and, if we hit it off, maybe we can both look forward to some sexy voice chat soon.

Feel free to PM me here or IM me on yahoo at willtwo69 if you're interested. Talk soon!
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