Six Ways to Make People Like You

Whornado

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1. Become genuinely interested in other people.

YOU PEOPLE ARE GREAT!

2. Smile.

:D THAT'S ME, SMILING.

3. Remember that a person's name is, to that person, the sweetest and most important sound in any language.

HEAR THAT WHITE NOISE? IT WAS ME SAYING ALL YOUR NAMES AT ONCE.

4. Be a good listener. Encourage others to talk about themselves.

TELL ME WHAT HURTS.

5. Talk in terms of the other person's interest.

SEX...FOOD...MOVIES...MUSIC...

6. Make the other person feel important – and do it sincerely.

NO ONE POSTS BETTER THAN YOU!
 
7. Have a really massive penis.

8. Have a lot of money with which to get a really massive penis.
 
Tiny vaginas
In the wine
Make me happy
Make me feel fine

Tiny vaginas
Make me warm all over
With a feeling that I'm gonna
Love you till the end of time


So here's to the golden moon
And here's to the silver sea
And mostly here's a toast
To you and me


So here's to the ginger lei
I give to you today
And here's a kiss
That will not fade away

Great.

Now I have tiny vaginas in my head to the tune of Tiny Bubbles.

Thanks for the earworm, douchebag.
 
I am seeing vaginas with wine bottle and pipe wrenches hanging out of them.

Maybe a Barbie or two.
 
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