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04-08-2012, 04:06 PM
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mike_the_texan is offline
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27/m not an axe murderer
I can write a title, now give me a chance to show you what else I can do.
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04-08-2012, 07:04 PM
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Haha that was an epic title.
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04-08-2012, 08:15 PM
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if your not an axe murder why did u bring it up hmmmm.
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04-08-2012, 08:21 PM
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A+
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04-09-2012, 08:26 AM
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0xlisax0 is offline
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perhaps i'm looking for an axe murder lol
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04-09-2012, 10:03 AM
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FYI- you've only ruled out axes.
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04-09-2012, 09:33 PM
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mike_the_texan is offline
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I figured axes was a safe place to start.
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04-09-2012, 11:15 PM
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botticelliangel is offline
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Originally Posted by mike_the_texan
I figured axes was a safe place to start.
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Or... perhaps you have seen a certain Mike Myers movie a few to many times! |
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04-11-2012, 01:56 PM
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Instead of pervy thoughts...I'm now thinking of colonel mustard in the study with a wrench, hmmmm..  |
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04-16-2012, 09:13 PM
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mike_the_texan is offline
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All these clever responses and still no new lady friends to banter with. Sad times.
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04-16-2012, 10:08 PM
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Now see why didnt you go with a chainsaw? Thats original considering Texas chain saw massacre ;-)
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04-16-2012, 10:20 PM
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Well, it would be a hell of a lot less lame if you were an axe murderer.
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04-16-2012, 10:44 PM
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mike_the_texan is offline
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I'm an optimist. I like to think that the ladies of Lit are smart enough to know that there are plenty of sexier ways to die beyond being killed by an axe.
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04-16-2012, 10:48 PM
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2TitsNoWaiting is offline
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Hmmm no new women to banter with and yet you have all these women responding on your thread???
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04-16-2012, 10:56 PM
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I'll just keep throwing clever replies out and see what shakes out. I'm sure there is at least one textually active lady up right now in need of a man with my considerable skill set.
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04-16-2012, 11:11 PM
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dont let him fool ya i'm sure he's messaging with a few women by now |
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04-16-2012, 11:21 PM
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Just honing my skills...
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04-16-2012, 11:58 PM
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Originally Posted by badliver_mustbepunished
dont let him fool ya i'm sure he's messaging with a few women by now |
For the record, I cannot say with any certainty that I am not an axe murderer. I just feel you have a right to know that.
Last edited by mr_rippley : 04-17-2012 at 12:03 AM.
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04-17-2012, 12:07 AM
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For the record, I cannot say with any certainty that I am not an axe murderer. I just feel you have a right to know that.
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 ty I feel completely safe now |
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04-17-2012, 12:45 AM
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Mind if I run a back ground check on you?
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What's there to say? She's already been called all the bad stuff, and none of it's true. She's exactly the opposite of what the divas call(ed) her. She's not a bully, but she's no pushover either. She's a thoughtful, caring individual with strength and conviction. It's wonderful to know her  |
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04-17-2012, 06:53 PM
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I think I've learned a lesson here- the ladies of Literotica are incredibly flirty along with their beauty and intelligence. Be prepared to woo them, or take your weak game elsewhere gentlemen.
Of course, I do enjoy the chase.
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04-17-2012, 08:35 PM
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~Queen of Tease~
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Originally Posted by mike_the_texan
I think I've learned a lesson here- the ladies of Literotica are incredibly flirty along with their beauty and intelligence. Be prepared to woo them, or take your weak game elsewhere gentlemen.
Of course, I do enjoy the chase.
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That's very true...and the suggestion to thoroughly read a profile prior to PMing may be of benefit to said gentlemen as well 
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What's there to say? She's already been called all the bad stuff, and none of it's true. She's exactly the opposite of what the divas call(ed) her. She's not a bully, but she's no pushover either. She's a thoughtful, caring individual with strength and conviction. It's wonderful to know her |
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04-17-2012, 08:37 PM
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I'm just a slow learner...
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04-18-2012, 01:22 AM
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I love ur title talk to me!
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cute and sassy!
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04-26-2012, 07:42 PM
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Bumping this for all the ladies out there who have no idea that you can have a great conversation without a man threatening (promising?) to send you dick pics.
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