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Old 06-23-2014, 02:49 PM   #1
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Looking for a conversation? A friend? Or maybe someone to perv out with? I'm your guy

That's one long title!

So, Litetorica personals, we meet again. Hope this time around i find a special lady friend, never know, right?

Where should i start...? About me.
Mid twenties guy, work out regularly, as often as time allows me since during the day i volunteer to help rescue cute puppies, help the underprivileged fight for their rights, and spend two nights a week counseling former drug addicts in the hopes they stay on the right track. Thankfully i can achieve all of this without having a regular job, as i got a massive inheritance. Oh yeah, i like long walks on the beach, and i'm hung like a horse.

If you think i'm full of crap...yeah, you're right. I'm not a very good liar.
I am mid twenties though. Other than that, i'm balding, a passionate smoker, beer drinker. Reality never sounds as good as even the worse of lies, do they?

On a more serious note. Communication is exciting. Stimulating. The path of getting to know someone is what gets to me. If it ends up growing into a sexual curiosity about each other, all the better.
My interests vary from the kinkiest, nastiest things one could imagine, to the simplest, most tender of touches. One day it might be a craving for submissive women, the other for Dominant women. Cougars, moms, housewives...
I would prefer contacts from slightly more mature women, as they have always had a big part in my fantasies. I sometimes like to cam, but very rarely have i found partners that i would enjoy it with. To be completely honest and open, i think i might be bi curious, but no real desire or plans to do anything about it at the moment. I think of myself as something of a listener and observer. With that being said, i'm not completely passive by any means.

What kind of person would i like to find?

I don't want to come of sounding arrogant, but i do like people typing in full sentences and actually making an effort at communicating. I think we've all been there, getting a four word response after you spilling your guts out and trying to leave a good impression. Or, is that just me? Anywho...
If you are roughly between 30 and 50 years of age (if you're younger i certainly don't mind, it's just a preference, not written in stone), emotionally stable, able to hold a conversation,open minded, witty and cheerful, want to meet new people, perhaps make friends that tickle your imagination just right, able to talk on any topic not just sex.

If after reading all of the crap above, you are still even remotely interested, get in touch by all means!

Hope you lovely ladies are having a nice day, and that i'll hear from you soon.
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Old 06-23-2014, 06:13 PM   #2
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I can't be that bad of a catch, can i?
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Old 06-23-2014, 07:36 PM   #3
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Well, I am new here.
But I can say that for me, the smoking was the deal breaker.
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Old 06-24-2014, 05:40 AM   #4
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You sound funny, witty, and I bet you're a charmer. You sound much older than 26. I like your posts and profile. Yes, I snooped Too bad, just a bit too young for me.
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Old 06-24-2014, 05:58 AM   #5
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You lost me at "anywho", but other than that it was very well written.

Bonne chance!
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Old 06-24-2014, 06:44 AM   #6
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You sound funny, witty, and I bet you're a charmer. You sound much older than 26. I like your posts and profile. Yes, I snooped Too bad, just a bit too young for me.
Well then, i'm in luck, because i'm 27 actually, does that make it a little more comfortable for you? If so, hit me up. And thank you, i'm flattered. I find it's much easier being charming when the person or persons you're trying to charm are thousands of miles away

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Well, I am new here.
But I can say that for me, the smoking was the deal breaker.
It's an awful habit, i agree. Not only does it slowly kill you, nowadays it costs an arm and a leg. But for the moment, it's one of the few things that gives me some comfort and pleasure. And i know, only smokers know that feeling.

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You lost me at "anywho", but other than that it was very well written.

Bonne chance!
Hey, trying to be cute sometimes backfires. And unfortunately, when i think of it, it backfires on me way too often.
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Old 06-24-2014, 04:15 PM   #7
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Try to be cute with a picture, that doesn't backfire as often
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Old 06-24-2014, 04:21 PM   #8
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Try to be cute with a picture, that doesn't backfire as often
Hahaha well played.
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Old 06-24-2014, 05:19 PM   #9
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Ty miss kitty, let's see if he takes the hint!
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Old 06-24-2014, 08:36 PM   #10
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Try to be cute with a picture, that doesn't backfire as often
As desperate as i might be, i still value my privacy to a certain degree. So only the ones that actually want to make an effort can see how cute i really am
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Old 06-25-2014, 06:15 PM   #11
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Old 06-25-2014, 07:12 PM   #12
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Well they seem to be giving you a hard time! But honesty is best I suppose :P

Your honesty in your post is refreshing. If you're in need of some to chat with, I'm here.
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Old 06-26-2014, 04:54 PM   #13
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Old 06-26-2014, 06:01 PM   #14
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Hi there, to me you sound fun and interesting. If you ever want to chat you can get me at yahoo messenger, screen name phxmevans.
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I can't be that bad of a catch, can i?
A bit young-ish tho
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Old 06-28-2014, 04:44 PM   #16
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Old 06-29-2014, 11:15 AM   #17
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Old 06-30-2014, 03:34 PM   #18
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Final push to the top.
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Old 07-01-2014, 09:16 PM   #19
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Bump worked

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Final push to the top.
I do like a passionate smoker
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Old 07-07-2014, 12:10 PM   #20
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I do like a passionate smoker
Get in touch then! And anyone else that might like my add, don't hesitate to shoot me a PM.
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