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Old 10-30-2014, 01:26 PM   #1
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And here we go again people..

And go!
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Old 10-30-2014, 01:49 PM   #2
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And here we go again people..

And go!
You can't start the thread! You've already done one. I was under the impression every new thread had to be opened by a different person... Like jury duty
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I tried to get Honey to do it.... But she was all 'Nooo'
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Well it being a UK thread, a native has to start it. Usually someone new each time I thought, but it's here now
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Oh boy, you do not want me to answer that queston Look into the blurt thread

Well it being a UK thread, a native has to start it. Usually someone new each time I thought, but it's here now
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It's a quote from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
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A HHGTTG quote...
I should have known that.... I know where my towel is.
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A HHGTTG quote...
I should have known that.... I know where my towel is.
I went to a fancy dress party as Arthur Dent once and no one know who the fek he was
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Did you start shouting about your house being bulldozed?
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Nah, I just downed my pan galactic gargle blaster and passed out.
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Nah, I just downed my pan galactic gargle blaster and passed out.
Did you not at least ask for Disaster Area on the stereo?

Or talk gibberish and then offer a plastic babel fish (I actually used to have one!)
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