Old 12-20-2013, 06:24 AM   #1
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I'm paraphrasing the original first post.

This thread is similar to the "Dear Litster" thread. It can be directed towards anyone or thing.




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I was looking forward to the madness today!

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Old 12-20-2013, 06:28 AM   #2
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Old 12-21-2013, 09:23 AM   #3
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dear friends and family,

i give you gifts because i want to...sometimes because it's christmas or your birthday, other times it's "just because"...it makes me happy to treat you in the way i do...it's another way for me to show you i love and appreciate you.

every time you say "you shouldn't have" or "don't buy me anything as i don't need it" or "quit spending money on me" it hurts my feelings.

it really really hurts my feelings.

and i just feel it's your way of showing you don't love me.

ever think of just saying "thank you"?

happy christmas,

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Old 12-21-2013, 09:25 AM   #4
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dear friends and family,

i give you gifts because i want to...sometimes because it's christmas or your birthday, other times it's "just because"...it makes me happy to treat you in the way i do...it's another way for me to show you i love and appreciate you.

every time you say "you shouldn't have" or "don't buy me anything as i don't need it" or "quit spending money on me" it hurts my feelings.

it really really hurts my feelings.

and i just feel it's your way of showing you don't love me.

ever think of just saying "thank you"?

happy christmas,

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Dear veronica,

I am great at saying thank you. If you give me cash and amazing presents I promise not to say "you shouldn't have." I will just say THANK YOU.

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Old 12-21-2013, 09:29 AM   #5
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Dear veronica,

I am great at saying thank you. If you give me cash and amazing presents I promise not to say "you shouldn't have." I will just say THANK YOU.

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i'll certainly keep that in mind miles!
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Old 12-21-2013, 09:33 AM   #6
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You were a fine New Wave group, too bad you just weren't fully appreciated. Billy Zoom is one of my favorite names. Rock on.

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Old 12-21-2013, 09:38 AM   #7
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Old 12-21-2013, 09:39 AM   #8
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THANK YOU! (See? Nailed it!)
don't go waiting at the post box just yet!
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Old 01-14-2014, 12:13 AM   #9
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every time you say "you shouldn't have" or "don't buy me anything as i don't need it" or "quit spending money on me" it hurts my feelings.

it really really hurts my feelings.

and i just feel it's your way of showing you don't love me.
Awww that's sad, I'm sure they meant it quite a different way.

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I'm a little torn,

and trying to understand the dynamics of our friendship.

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Old 02-13-2014, 10:07 PM   #13
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Dear ...

I care, but I still have a hard time believing you 100%.
I should have never hid my feelings on how I felt at the time.
Not sure why I worry about it, because I really don't get anything but words in return.


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Old 02-18-2014, 09:48 AM   #14
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Dear X,

How hard is it to make sure the driveway is snow blown? Not all of us have the luxury of having 4 wheel drive on our vehicles. As it is, one of us has a vehicle that drives very poorly in the snow. But I guess as long as it's not you, it doesn't matter?

Yesterday, it was not your fault. I will give you that. The snow came down fast and heavy in a short amount of time. But what about the other time, and the time before that where I had a few almost got stuck moments? Each of those times, our neighbor has graciously come and helped by plowing our drive way so I can get in/out without issues. The last time, he did offer to come out. I turned his help down. Why? Because YOU needed to do something about it. If the drive had been plowed out, I would not have gotten stuck.

Yesterday, I got stuck again. But, I was having issues getting down our street, as you saw. So, to ask me, "Why didn't you go fast into the driveway?" is a stupid question. I barely made it into the driveway as it was.

I can't help it if you are feeling like you're failing at doing your job...because guess what? you are! I'd have better luck hiring the neighbor to do it. But wait, you complain when he does it, because he goes too deep (*snicker*). Well, at least he does the job where you don't do anything.

Also, when is it ever okay to call me a cunt? Just wondering.

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Old 02-18-2014, 09:57 AM   #15
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Dear X,

How hard is it to make sure the driveway is snow blown? Not all of us have the luxury of having 4 wheel drive on our vehicles. As it is, one of us has a vehicle that drives very poorly in the snow. But I guess as long as it's not you, it doesn't matter?

Yesterday, it was not your fault. I will give you that. The snow came down fast and heavy in a short amount of time. But what about the other time, and the time before that where I had a few almost got stuck moments? Each of those times, our neighbor has graciously come and helped by plowing our drive way so I can get in/out without issues. The last time, he did offer to come out. I turned his help down. Why? Because YOU needed to do something about it. If the drive had been plowed out, I would not have gotten stuck.

Yesterday, I got stuck again. But, I was having issues getting down our street, as you saw. So, to ask me, "Why didn't you go fast into the driveway?" is a stupid question. I barely made it into the driveway as it was.

I can't help it if you are feeling like you're failing at doing your job...because guess what? you are! I'd have better luck hiring the neighbor to do it. But wait, you complain when he does it, because he goes too deep (*snicker*). Well, at least he does the job where you don't do anything.

Also, when is it ever okay to call me a cunt? Just wondering.

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That's deep. Sorry to hear you're being treated like that.

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Old 02-18-2014, 01:15 PM   #16
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Old 02-18-2014, 02:43 PM   #17
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I do not know why you insist upon my working each and every day so hard for my paycheck. I am tired and these people are NOT being nice to me today and they are asking far too many questions. I miss the days that when I didn't want to take calls I could just process and do things elsewhere for the company instead of having to be on the phones all day.

And the singing to myself between calls to make my say better and funnier I think I offended myself with my own voice *snickers*

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I don't work weekends and take random days off during the week.

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Dear X,

How hard is it to make sure the driveway is snow blown? Not all of us have the luxury of having 4 wheel drive on our vehicles. As it is, one of us has a vehicle that drives very poorly in the snow. But I guess as long as it's not you, it doesn't matter?

Yesterday, it was not your fault. I will give you that. The snow came down fast and heavy in a short amount of time. But what about the other time, and the time before that where I had a few almost got stuck moments? Each of those times, our neighbor has graciously come and helped by plowing our drive way so I can get in/out without issues. The last time, he did offer to come out. I turned his help down. Why? Because YOU needed to do something about it. If the drive had been plowed out, I would not have gotten stuck.

Yesterday, I got stuck again. But, I was having issues getting down our street, as you saw. So, to ask me, "Why didn't you go fast into the driveway?" is a stupid question. I barely made it into the driveway as it was.

I can't help it if you are feeling like you're failing at doing your job...because guess what? you are! I'd have better luck hiring the neighbor to do it. But wait, you complain when he does it, because he goes too deep (*snicker*). Well, at least he does the job where you don't do anything.

Also, when is it ever okay to call me a cunt? Just wondering.

Signed,

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If you want, I can come over and throat punch him for you.
I don't mind really.

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Show me the money!!!
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Old 02-18-2014, 09:58 PM   #24
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If you want, I can come over and throat punch him for you.
I don't mind really.

Okay...this made me laugh!!!!!

You can throat punch him. FGG is going to kick him in the nuts. Works for me! LOL
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Okay...this made me laugh!!!!!

You can throat punch him. FGG is going to kick him in the nuts. Works for me! LOL
They expect you to go for their balls

They don't expect you to go for their throat.

Also their knees.

Takes very little force to break a knee.

FYI I have three sons that want to make sure their mom can kick ass if needed.
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Perhaps all the dragons in our lives are princesses who are only waiting to see us act, just once, with beauty and courage. Perhaps everything that frightens us is, in its deepest essence, is something helpless that wants our love.

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