First time I've told anyone this! Is it weird?!

[xxxPleasures]

So sometimes when my boyfriend is in the toilet doing a sh*t, I get turned on by it! (I am female) Just imagining him sitting on the toilet pushing it out (I know it sounds really gross) turns me on and I make myself orgasm quickly before he comes back into the room. It's not the actual sh*t that turns me on (believe me, it's not!) but just the situation of him doing it and maybe him being embarrassed if he knows I can hear him in there? I know it sounds really fucked up but I love the thought of my sexy boyfriend doing something so dirty! It's so hot! But then if he asked me to watch him (which he never would), it would not turn me on anymore and would be in fact the opposite. Or if I told him this little secret, it would no longer be as hot. Does anyone have an explanation for this or a similar strange "fetish"?

[Edensgarden]

Originally Posted by xxxPleasures

So sometimes when my boyfriend is in the toilet doing a sh*t, I get turned on by it! (I am female) Just imagining him sitting on the toilet pushing it out (I know it sounds really gross) turns me on and I make myself orgasm quickly before he comes back into the room. It's not the actual sh*t that turns me on (believe me, it's not!) but just the situation of him doing it and maybe him being embarrassed if he knows I can hear him in there? I know it sounds really fucked up but I love the thought of my sexy boyfriend doing something so dirty! It's so hot! But then if he asked me to watch him (which he never would), it would not turn me on anymore and would be in fact the opposite. Or if I told him this little secret, it would no longer be as hot. Does anyone have an explanation for this or a similar strange "fetish"?

I don't know....call me crazy....but I find it odd that you can discuss this "fetish", or whatever it may be, but are unable to spell out the word shit.

[southern_gal]

Honey you would love my husband if that is what flips your switch. The man goes into his bathroom (we have separate bathrooms) with a newspaper or worse, a golf magazine and I swear the tile falls off the wall before he is done. I cannot put enough candles in there to get rid of his stinky poo. How he sits in there oblivious to what he has done is beyond me.

[Yachtsman69]

Originally Posted by southern_gal

The man goes into his bathroom with a newspaper or worse, a golf magazine and I swear the tile falls off the wall before he is done.

LOL ... you and my wife should compare remedies.

[BKD140]

Fuck me, what a sexy thread this is........... fap-fucking-fap

[daus42]

Originally Posted by Edensgarden

I don't know....call me crazy....but I find it odd that you can discuss this "fetish", or whatever it may be, but are unable to spell out the word shit.

I thought he might be doing a shot.

[Emerson40]

Originally Posted by xxxPleasures

So sometimes when my boyfriend is in the toilet doing a sh*t, I get turned on by it! (I am female) Just imagining him sitting on the toilet pushing it out (I know it sounds really gross) turns me on and I make myself orgasm quickly before he comes back into the room. It's not the actual sh*t that turns me on (believe me, it's not!) but just the situation of him doing it and maybe him being embarrassed if he knows I can hear him in there? I know it sounds really fucked up but I love the thought of my sexy boyfriend doing something so dirty! It's so hot! But then if he asked me to watch him (which he never would), it would not turn me on anymore and would be in fact the opposite. Or if I told him this little secret, it would no longer be as hot. Does anyone have an explanation for this or a similar strange "fetish"?

To better understand and diagnose your particular paraphilia, you will need to clarify a few things.

Have you always called it "doing a shit"? I have heard "taking a shit", and "making a poo" is popular in some circles. "Doing" is an action word usually associated with performance, or attending to a task. Purely professional curiosity.

When he is "sitting there and pushing it out", what specifically are you imagining? Is it his scrunched up, trying-to-push-a-lincoln-log-out grimace? Or does the ka-ploomp sounds resulting from his shit dropping from his turd-cutter into the water bring you to the greatest orgasmic heights?

After he finishes dropping the kids off at the pool, sprays, and comes into the bedroom smelling of out-house flowers, how do explain your flushed cheeks, the disheveled bedding, and your obvious state of arousal to him?

Have you ever received or given a Cleveland Steamer at any point in your life?



To better gauge the extent of this paraphilia, please answer the following honestly.

1) Do you purposely feed your boyfriend a diet rich in fiber?
2) Have you ever, or ever considered, lacing his food with Metamucil or any other bulk-producing dietary supplements?
3) Have you tampered with, or disabled the ceiling fan in your bathroom so that the drone of the electric motor does not diminish any sounds of "going number 2"?

Answers to the above may help provide you with the explanations you seek.

[southern_gal]

Originally Posted by daus42

I thought he might be doing a shot.

Would that then be called a sh*t shot?

[Oo_Bugsy]

Personally I don't see how 'dropping the kids off at the pool' can be considered sexual in any way.

But each to their own I suppose.

[jomar]

To answer your question, yes, it's a bit weird as it's down the spectrum a bit. But so what? People are weird! We are all weird in some way. Your thing is harmless so have fun! And maybe read Different Loving, or something.

[Oo_Bugsy]

May I suggest '2 girls 1 cup'?

Just an innocent suggestion ^_^

[Edensgarden]

Originally Posted by southern_gal

Would that then be called a sh*t shot?

or doing a shot of sh*t....that's even shittier...

[daus42]

Originally Posted by Edensgarden

or doing a shot of sh*t....that's even shittier...

Can't shit a shitter!

[Emerson40]

Originally Posted by southern_gal

Would that then be called a sh*t shot?

Originally Posted by Edensgarden

or doing a shot of sh*t....that's even shittier...

*RIMSHOT*

[LadyVer]

Originally Posted by Edensgarden

I don't know....call me crazy....but I find it odd that you can discuss this "fetish", or whatever it may be, but are unable to spell out the word shit.

LOL...

[xxxPleasures]

Originally Posted by Edensgarden

I don't know....call me crazy....but I find it odd that you can discuss this "fetish", or whatever it may be, but are unable to spell out the word shit.

Lol, I'm so used to not being able to swear in forums on other websites that it just came naturally to put the asterix there.

[xxxPleasures]

Originally Posted by southern_gal

Honey you would love my husband if that is what flips your switch. The man goes into his bathroom (we have separate bathrooms) with a newspaper or worse, a golf magazine and I swear the tile falls off the wall before he is done. I cannot put enough candles in there to get rid of his stinky poo. How he sits in there oblivious to what he has done is beyond me.

No. See, that grosses me out. If I went into the bathroom afterwards and could smell the poo, that would not be sexy at all. Yuck. It's only the thought of my boyfriend peforming such an act which turns me on.

[jomar]

Originally Posted by Oo_Bugsy

May I suggest '2 girls 1 cup'?

Just an innocent suggestion ^_^

Yeah, not a good go to video.

[MarcelineTheVampireQueen]

. . . . .Ew.

[xxxPleasures]

Originally Posted by Emerson40

To better understand and diagnose your particular paraphilia, you will need to clarify a few things.

Have you always called it "doing a shit"? I have heard "taking a shit", and "making a poo" is popular in some circles. "Doing" is an action word usually associated with performance, or attending to a task. Purely professional curiosity.

When he is "sitting there and pushing it out", what specifically are you imagining? Is it his scrunched up, trying-to-push-a-lincoln-log-out grimace? Or does the ka-ploomp sounds resulting from his shit dropping from his turd-cutter into the.....
seek.

Yes, I've always called it "doing a shit", at least inside my mind. It's not as though I go around saying it out loud. Personally, I just think it makes more sense than "taking" a shit. You're not taking it, you're doing it.*

So to better explain what actually turns me on about him "doing a shit", it's just the thought of seeing him sitting there on the toilet, trying to be quiet and knowing that he'll be embarrassed if he makes any sounds and I hear him. NOT the sounds itself, but the EMBARRASSMENT he probably feels. Sometimes it's knowing that he's wiping his ass in there which turns me on, I guess it's because it's the only thing in our lives that we would never see each other do and so it's taboo to orgasm over something so wrong which makes it hot. And just to clarify, it is NOT the shit itself that turns me on. I'm not into all that stuff so don't get confused here...it's the ACTIONS my boyfriend is making behind closed doors that I am not allowed to see.*

And to answer your questions, no, no and no. I am not a shit lover. I am a lover of a little bit of embarrassment, taboo and secretiveness. Make more sense now?

[Miles Long]

Originally Posted by xxxPleasures

Yes, I've always called it "doing a shit", at least inside my mind. It's not as though I go around saying it out loud. Personally, I just think it makes more sense than "taking" a shit. You're not taking it, you're doing it.*

So to better explain what actually turns me on about him "doing a shit", it's just the thought of seeing him sitting there on the toilet, trying to be quiet and knowing that he'll be embarrassed if he makes any sounds and I hear him. NOT the sounds itself, but the EMBARRASSMENT he probably feels. Sometimes it's knowing that he's wiping his ass in there which turns me on, I guess it's because it's the only thing in our lives that we would never see each other do and so it's taboo to orgasm over something so wrong which makes it hot. And just to clarify, it is NOT the shit itself that turns me on. I'm not into all that stuff so don't get confused here...it's the ACTIONS my boyfriend is making behind closed doors that I am not allowed to see.*

And to answer your questions, no, no and no. I am not a shit lover. I am a lover of a little bit of embarrassment, taboo and secretiveness. Make more sense now?

Do your cheeks get flushed?

[xxxPleasures]

Originally Posted by Oo_Bugsy

May I suggest '2 girls 1 cup'?

Just an innocent suggestion ^_^

Now that's just gross. Read my above explanation and you'll see that poo really does not turn me on.

[xxxPleasures]

Originally Posted by Miles Long

Do your cheeks get flushed?

I never seem to look in the mirror afterwards so I wouldn't know. It normally happens while the lights are dim anyway.

I guess this turns me on as much as if I were touching myself in a room where my boyfriend could walk in at any time and catch me. He's still never walked in before I've orgasmed and has no idea. Or when I make myself orgasm while he's sleeping right next to me. The fear of being caught and the embarrassment of being caught just turns me on so much. It's on the same level as this weird fetish- the embarrassment, tabooness and the secretiveness.

[Edensgarden]

Originally Posted by xxxPleasures

Yes, I've always called it "doing a shit", at least inside my mind. It's not as though I go around saying it out loud. Personally, I just think it makes more sense than "taking" a shit. You're not taking it, you're doing it.*

So to better explain what actually turns me on about him "doing a shit", it's just the thought of seeing him sitting there on the toilet, trying to be quiet and knowing that he'll be embarrassed if he makes any sounds and I hear him. NOT the sounds itself, but the EMBARRASSMENT he probably feels. Sometimes it's knowing that he's wiping his ass in there which turns me on, I guess it's because it's the only thing in our lives that we would never see each other do and so it's taboo to orgasm over something so wrong which makes it hot. And just to clarify, it is NOT the shit itself that turns me on. I'm not into all that stuff so don't get confused here...it's the ACTIONS my boyfriend is making behind closed doors that I am not allowed to see.*

And to answer your questions, no, no and no. I am not a shit lover. I am a lover of a little bit of embarrassment, taboo and secretiveness. Make more sense now?

So it's wrong and taboo to wipe your ass?

[Miles Long]

Originally Posted by xxxPleasures

I never seem to look in the mirror afterwards so I wouldn't know. It normally happens while the lights are dim anyway.

I guess this turns me on as much as if I were touching myself in a room where my boyfriend could walk in at any time and catch me. He's still never walked in before I've orgasmed and has no idea. Or when I make myself orgasm while he's sleeping right next to me. The fear of being caught and the embarrassment of being caught just turns me on so much. It's on the same level as this weird fetish- the embarrassment, tabooness and the secretiveness.

Do you orgasm so hard that you find yourself completely wiped afterwards?