(OOC: Looking for a female with decent writing skills to play my boss as laid out below. Char name and details of her appearance are up to you. PM FIRST to discuss the role. Thank you. )
This company was going down the tubes. Well at least the St. Louis branch was anyways. We used to be number 2 in sales and catching San Fran for number 1. Now we were 7th out of nine and falling fast. There were six of us in sales. We rocked and rolled clients, made a lot of money for ourselves and the company. Then last spring old man Sweigert from Chicago came in and got all steamed about our expense accounts and fired Jimmy. Jimmy Fransen our maanager, we all loved him. We loved him because he let us go out and sell. That's why the expense accounts were as high as they were. We wined and dined clients. Got them laid once in a while. If you're moving 100 thousand in kitchen wares to some newly opening restaurant, a little booze and pussy usually makes the ink flow onto the contract quicker.
The new branch manager should have been Wayne Bradshaw. He knew the industry in and out and could size up any client in 90 seconds tops. What's more, he understood the big picture. Heck, I would have been a good choice myself if I'd have been there longer than four months. Not that I really wanted the job, I enjoyed selling too much. Instead, old George Sweigert from Chicago promoted the senior accountant to be our boss. We hated her. Well, to be honest, I myself didn't hate her. Oh, I hated her as the choice to replace Jimmy, but it was nothing personal. Some of the other guys took it very personal though. Wayne quit within a month, leaving me, Doug Oates as top man on the board. Sales were dropping though. It was getting tougher and tougher to close deals, like that Korean Barbecue place I had in the palm of my hand but couldn't get the schmooze money approved to close it. My accounts were slowly swirling down the toilet like everyone else's.
Sweigert wanted a bean counter and he got a damn good one. I'll give credit where it is due, the broad was a damn fine accountant, but she knew nothing about sales. She was about 40ish (I guessed about ten years older than me) and single, didn't look like she got out much anyway, and had worked for the company for like 14 years or something. She was prim, prompt, plain, prudent and dedicated. She was a perfect accountant and a model employee, but she had no idea what she was doing as a branch manager. She ran it the only way she knew how - by counting money - every last godforsaken penny. She probably never thought about being manager, but when the boss offers you a big promotion it's hard to say no. She had no idea when she took the job that Sweigert had put her in a no-win situation. Now, six months into the job it was starting to sink in that she was in over her head. She was told to keep expenses under control so she loyally did as she was instructed, but then she couldn't understand why the sales staff hated that. She had no idea how to ingratiate herself with the boys who moved the product. It was a rock and a hard place for her. Cut expenses and piss off sales or loosen the purse strings so we can sell and fear the wrath of head office in Chicago. She was putting in a lot of hours. She was the last one to leave almost every night, behind the closed door of her office pouring over numbers. The stress was taking its toll as she was looking more and more haggered and careworn by the day. The poor lonely maid.
It was October. The days were getting short. It was already pretty dark outside our fifth storey suites. I was the last guy in the sales office. The manager was the only other person still here, behind her closed office door as usual, pouring over those mountains of numbers.
(OOC: my char, Doug Oates, blonde, blue-eyed clean cut and charming salesman about 30)
This company was going down the tubes. Well at least the St. Louis branch was anyways. We used to be number 2 in sales and catching San Fran for number 1. Now we were 7th out of nine and falling fast. There were six of us in sales. We rocked and rolled clients, made a lot of money for ourselves and the company. Then last spring old man Sweigert from Chicago came in and got all steamed about our expense accounts and fired Jimmy. Jimmy Fransen our maanager, we all loved him. We loved him because he let us go out and sell. That's why the expense accounts were as high as they were. We wined and dined clients. Got them laid once in a while. If you're moving 100 thousand in kitchen wares to some newly opening restaurant, a little booze and pussy usually makes the ink flow onto the contract quicker.
The new branch manager should have been Wayne Bradshaw. He knew the industry in and out and could size up any client in 90 seconds tops. What's more, he understood the big picture. Heck, I would have been a good choice myself if I'd have been there longer than four months. Not that I really wanted the job, I enjoyed selling too much. Instead, old George Sweigert from Chicago promoted the senior accountant to be our boss. We hated her. Well, to be honest, I myself didn't hate her. Oh, I hated her as the choice to replace Jimmy, but it was nothing personal. Some of the other guys took it very personal though. Wayne quit within a month, leaving me, Doug Oates as top man on the board. Sales were dropping though. It was getting tougher and tougher to close deals, like that Korean Barbecue place I had in the palm of my hand but couldn't get the schmooze money approved to close it. My accounts were slowly swirling down the toilet like everyone else's.
Sweigert wanted a bean counter and he got a damn good one. I'll give credit where it is due, the broad was a damn fine accountant, but she knew nothing about sales. She was about 40ish (I guessed about ten years older than me) and single, didn't look like she got out much anyway, and had worked for the company for like 14 years or something. She was prim, prompt, plain, prudent and dedicated. She was a perfect accountant and a model employee, but she had no idea what she was doing as a branch manager. She ran it the only way she knew how - by counting money - every last godforsaken penny. She probably never thought about being manager, but when the boss offers you a big promotion it's hard to say no. She had no idea when she took the job that Sweigert had put her in a no-win situation. Now, six months into the job it was starting to sink in that she was in over her head. She was told to keep expenses under control so she loyally did as she was instructed, but then she couldn't understand why the sales staff hated that. She had no idea how to ingratiate herself with the boys who moved the product. It was a rock and a hard place for her. Cut expenses and piss off sales or loosen the purse strings so we can sell and fear the wrath of head office in Chicago. She was putting in a lot of hours. She was the last one to leave almost every night, behind the closed door of her office pouring over numbers. The stress was taking its toll as she was looking more and more haggered and careworn by the day. The poor lonely maid.
It was October. The days were getting short. It was already pretty dark outside our fifth storey suites. I was the last guy in the sales office. The manager was the only other person still here, behind her closed office door as usual, pouring over those mountains of numbers.
(OOC: my char, Doug Oates, blonde, blue-eyed clean cut and charming salesman about 30)